TBoneTX

English-only outside the regional forums, eh! Reported, eh!!!!!

South Texas seasons: Summer January Pollen

Couldn't find either butt-cheek with both hands plus outside help.

Wednesday -- oh boy oh boy oh boy -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke! ============================================= THE ROUGH GOLF GAME Jim, John, Fred, and Harry were a regular golfing foursome. When they were on the second hole of the golf course one day, Harry had a heart attack and dropped dead. Jim came home hours later than usual, looking utterly exhausted. His wife, deeply concerned, asked, "Honey, what happened?" "It was a rough game today," said Jim tiredly. "Harry died on the second hole. For all 16 holes after that, it was 'hit the ball and drag Harry... hit the ball and drag Harry...'"

As long as her current passport is still valid, sure. Note that some countries require 6 months' validity on one's passport to enable entry.

It's both -- absolutely right.

Hobbs sounds like Half-Whitmer Jr.

Country-specific thread is moved to the Thailand regional forum.

USCIS might destroy the card. Try reaching a Tier 2 officer for possible assistance.

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New Report Shows Biden Team Has Been Lying From Beginning About Chinese Spy Balloon CBS News reported on Tuesday that U.S. intelligence had been tracking the Chinese spy balloon that was shot down over the Atlantic near the Carolinas since it took off from China and that the U.S. military had been tracking it for more than a week before it entered U.S. airspace, much longer than the Biden administration had said. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/14/new-report-shows-biden-team-has-been-lying-from-beginning-about-chinese-spy-balloon-n703832

Just don't wait until the last day of validity to enter the U.S. Stuff happens.

Now he'll bill you for not giving him any business.

What did socialists use for heat and light before using candles? Electricity.

Keep this here PRG, si DA man. Lose this here PRG, sigh DA man. No they DON'T, NO man! We are an industry expert, successful Business Typhoon we man!

Wasn't the Hilgenberg blimp powered by hydrogen?

They're trying to "Stihl" attention away from the thread's topic, LL ma'am.

The #2 secret to a happy marriage is that the husband must have control of the remote at all times, LL ma'am.

On their way out the door, hand them a bag of half-popped popcorn.

That report is appalling. However, they surely have straight A's in DIE instruction!

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Lunch was onecan of chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man. *bought at last weekend's ES, financially savvy we man Went to favorite large thrift store on discount day, $ave either Many% or Many% depending on tag-color we man. Got $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2+2+2) worth of stuff for Mini-B. after discount, financially savvy we man. On same trip, hit Costco, second day in a row man. This time, much smaller crowd, unsuicidal we man. Got missing crucial item and found wayward sales item, score we man. Also found tub of chicken salad on sale, purchase we man. The balance sheet of expenditures vs. rebate check, see man: $Many + $Many + $Many = $Many, expenditures man $Many = rebate check, income man $Many = total savings, financially savvy and successful Business Typhoon we man Returned to casa and ministered to indignant miu, "why are you late in serving my early din-din huh" man. Napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man. Party with the rubias imminent, uninhibited we man. Rubias told in advance not to expect anything for V.D. except our august presence, be grateful they man. Shall take Uncle T-B. to doc appointment at o'dark-Many tomorrow, ghastly hour man.

It is worth a relaxing "in-&-out in half an hour" without getting a terminal headache from the teeming throngs, si mam ma'am. They have a slightly smaller frozen section*, si mam ma'am. *albeit with mega-boxes of corn dogs whereas the regular store has none, major food group man There is no "vitamin/sundry" section beyond a selection of kill-painers, OK with us man. Some sale prices may differ between it and regular store, different supplier agreements man. Just take Highway Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 -[2+2+1]) south and exit West Airport, easy mam ma'am. We should coordinate a mutual visit, see we mam ma'am man. P-math transgression corrected, see and si mam ma'am!

Yee-HAAAAA, si man! man Sucks that they wouldn't let you accompany her, sucky man. Now for the Citizenship Song, see and sing along man: [to the tune of La Cucaracha, si man] Ciudada-NA, America-NA (uff uff uff uff) Ya puede esposo joder; Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA ( ai ai ai ai) Americana siempre! Translation, see man: Female American citizen (oof oof oof oof) Able to nag husband; Female citizen, female citizen (ai ai ai ai) Female American always! You wouldn't be much fun at our nightly parties with the rubias, NO man. We approve of your cheapness thriftiness, si man! The PRG Was not too loath To pass her test And take her oath. Burmese Shave, si man You can have a weenie-roast or at least a bonfire with them, si man. And you'd better not leave this site or thread, no man! Ciudadana Americana already spending your money profligately, what did we say just above man? Your next mission is to fully equip your crib with Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, special naturalization price$ man.

How the Democrats Will Come At Us Before Grandpa Badfinger Biden descended into his usual vortex of bizarre verbal constructions, incoherent shouting, and occasional improvised concessions that neutralize key Democrat talking points, his State of the Union speech was outstanding. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/02/13/how-the-democrats-will-come-at-us-n2619458