Wednesday -- oh boy oh boy oh boy -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke!
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THE ROUGH GOLF GAME
Jim, John, Fred, and Harry were a regular golfing foursome. When they were on the second hole of the golf course one day, Harry had a heart attack and dropped dead.
Jim came home hours later than usual, looking utterly exhausted. His wife, deeply concerned, asked, "Honey, what happened?"
"It was a rough game today," said Jim tiredly. "Harry died on the second hole. For all 16 holes after that, it was 'hit the ball and drag Harry... hit the ball and drag Harry...'"