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  1. Karen Calls Cops on Men for Shoveling Snow While Black [...] It's kind of a routine thing to peek outside your window after a snow storm waiting for the boys with the shovels or snowplows to come offer their labor. Apparently, this Karen didn’t appreciate that help. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/karen-calls-cops-men-shoveling-183500085.html
  2. This was my first thought, too. Good to hear, Y ma'am. This is becoming increasingly typical of Government.
  3. For this reason, this thread is locked. The topic is not to be restarted or revisited. VJ Moderation
  4. Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts EAST PALESTINE, OH — In a bizarre development, turtles around Ohio have reportedly been spotted hanging around pizza parlors and practicing a wide variety of martial arts. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-area-turtles-develop-sudden-interest-in-pizza-martial-arts
  5. Also evidence of (and from) meetings since your I-130 petition package was filed: -- airline tickets, shared hotel reservations, etc. -- photos together Strive to bring originals of the birth/marriage/divorce certificates, if you can get them in time.
  6. Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man. Mama T-B. wanted only a 2-hour, vs. a Many-hour, visit, preserve strength senior she man. We thus compressed laundry duties et al., hectic man. We sweatily and breathlessly appeared on schedule, punctual we man. "We need more time," quoth Mama T-B., man. Lunch was toucans of store-brand Beefaroni, ingest we man. Right before din-din, Mini-B. experienced intestinal issues, priorities man. He thus didn't get din-din, recover wee man. During AFV, he became upset about various issues, upset wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. left with him early, no usual Two Guys weekly wrap-up man. Ex-she man and wee man both later reported that he was better, fed/showered wee man. We will make this up to him on Two Guys Wednesday eve, resolve we man. Briefly entertained the idea of running our own GS next weekend, consider we man. Decided against it, much more organization required man. However, this event can't be delayed much longer, no man. Any hints for running a GS with little or no help* will be appreciated, solicit we man. *"just donate the stuff" not acceptable, heard it before and no man
  7. Report: Man caught and arrested trying to traffic raw milk into Virginia https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2023/02/25/report-man-caught-and-arrested-trying-to-traffic-raw-milk-into-virginia/
  8. So, the Federal Government Is Shooting Cows From Helicopters in New Mexico https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/02/25/so-the-federal-government-is-shooting-cows-from-helicopters-in-new-mexico-n2619956
  9. Biden National Security Advisor Downplays Bombshell Report: No 'Definitive Answer' On COVID Lab Leak https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/02/26/biden-national-security-advisor-downplays-bombshell-report-no-definitive-answer-on-covid-lab-leak-n2619979
  10. Canada Considers Expanding Its Assisted Suicide Law to Include Minors—Even Without Parental Consent https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/02/26/canada-considers-expanding-its-assisted-suicide-law-to-include-minors-even-without-parental-consent-n708683
  11. Jake Sullivan's Remark About Biden's 'Parameters' for Shooting Down 'Objects' Leaves a Big Question [...] they were slow to shoot down the spy balloon but swift to shoot down the objects. Then nothing. Did all the other objects suddenly disappear? Martha Raddatz asks a good question: Why? [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/26/jake-sullivans-remark-about-parameters-for-shooting-down-objects-leaves-a-big-question-n708871
  12. Trump got barbecued, and Bidementia will get credit for "taking positive steps toward border security."
  13. With all the flying I've done, I've never flown into any NYC airport. Houston Hobby (HOU) was expanded not long ago, and although the improved terminal is nice, the walks to, from, and between gates are almost too long. Regarding smaller airports, I like Harlingen (HRL). Only negative factor is when the TSA agents act like illegitimate male children.
  14. (And YOU thought we forgot) [drum roll] It is time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= THE UGLY BABY A woman with a baby sat down on a train. The man sitting next to her glanced over and said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. If that baby looks in a mirror, the mirror will shatter. You should put a bag over that baby's head. That baby is just ugly!" The horrified woman stood up and shouted for the conductor. "Conductor! This man has insulted me!" "I'm so sorry, ma'am," said the conductor. "What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later. For now, please come with me. We'll give you a nice seat in the first-class carriage -- and a banana for your monkey."
  15. Related threads are now merged. Please do NOT start a new thread on this ongoing matter.
  16. Biden Has a New Gambit to Ban Gas Stoves https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/02/25/biden-has-a-new-gambit-to-ban-gas-stoves-n708524
  17. Details in the Death of Former Clinton Adviser Change Again https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/02/25/details-in-the-death-of-former-clinton-adviser-change-again-n708391
  18. Jill Biden steps out in Namibia in a dress straight outta Minecraft https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/02/25/jill-biden-steps-out-in-namibia-in-a-dress-straight-outta-minecraft-n533137
  19. Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Mini-B. had a long-awaited playdate with little amigo, eager wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. hosted it, ulterior motive ex-she man. Ex-she man and amigo-mother had margaritas, intemperate chicas man. Our faraway ES enabled us to go first to FST, Favorite Small Town man. Cleaned up on specials at FST supermarket, financially savvy we man. Lunch was at the excellent Mexican restaurant on main street, ingest we man. At casa, napped like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man. Awoke when ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B., ex-she man return wee man man. Sold ex-Mrs.-T-B. the ES warshcloths at a secret $2 profit, successful Business Typhoon we man. Mowed front lawn, leaves and grass man. Two sweatbands utilized, Many degrees outside man. Din-din was as follows, see man: -- 2 Fancy Feast Petites "Savory Salmon Entrées" for miu, ingest miu man. -- onecan S+Ms* for Mini-B., ingest wee man. -- onecan corn for us, ingest we man. *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man **bought at yesterday's ES, financially savvy we man Human din-din was successfully consummated for less than $1 total, financially savvy we man. No movie night, Mini-B. into Oculus V.R. man. Nevertheless, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) bowls Costco popcorn consumed, official double figures man. We successfully changed batteries in Oculus controllers, mechanically proficient we man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, excited senior she man. New AFV Sunday eve, watch Two Guys man.
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