Thrilling Saturday report, see man:
Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man.
Oak trees already in near-full bloom, pollen man.
After GS/ES, got the T-B.-mobile warshed*, depollinate it man.
*correct spelling & pronunciation, si Pardner
Finished pre-Two Guys Week shopping, prepared we for wee man man.
Lunch was a Boston Market "beef pot roast with mashed potatoes & mixed vegetables" frozen din-din bought on same grocery trip, ingest we man.
Attempted siesta ruined by stupid recorded phone call, "Thank you for visiting our pharmacy and we offer all these services," shut up man.
Din-din was a banana** and onecan of green beans***, ingest we man.
**unsurprising dietary choice for certain advanced primates, si man
***bought at last week's ES, financially savvy we man
We have lost approximately Many (2+2+2+1) pounds this week by snacking minimally and not eating out, healthy loss man.
(We were sorely tempted to order a Costco 'za yesterday, amazing willpower we man.)
And our entire meal expenditure for today was under $Many ($2+2+1), financially savvy we man.
Exhibited severe mental illness by off-cleaning breakfast table, over-cluttered man.
Found no items dated much earlier than late Manytember, so months ahead of usual schedule we man.
Might tackle kitchen countertop next, even worse than table and prepare inpatient room at Bellevue for us now man.
Now intermittently fending off bored miu, miu already had din-din man.
Party with the rubias imminent, cue the SWAT teams now man.