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TBoneTX

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  1. Was she a rubia, huh huh huh D ma'am? If so, you're getting the Jedi off to an optimal early start, si and whee man! This, along with the absence of the freeloaders, sounds like it was a great party, si D ma'am!
  2. Canned Disinformation Governance Board's Nina Jankowicz now wants to stick it to Fox News That would be the now flamed-out Biden administration appointee who was to lead Joe Biden's "Disinformation Governance Board," the agency hatched by the Bidenites to police Americans' speech in the name of "protecting" Americans from "disinformation." [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/03/canned_disinformation_governance_boards_nina_jankowicz_now_wants_to_stick_it_to_fox_news.html
  3. BLM Rioters Get $6M Because Cops Didn't Wear Face Masks https://www.frontpagemag.com/blm-rioters-get-6m-because-cops-didnt-wear-face-masks/
  4. Cops investigate after black schoolkids attacked white students and forced them to say 'Black Lives Matter' on camera at Ohio elementary school 'The District will use this experience as an opportunity to strive for greater acceptance, grow and reinforce community connections.' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11815279/Cops-investigate-schoolkids-forced-white-students-say-Black-Lives-Matter-camera.html
  5. Prickly president pivots away from White House press when asked about China https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/03/04/prickly-president-pivots-away-from-white-house-press-when-asked-about-china-n534818
  6. Nice sentiments from this editorialist. Comments?
  7. The Atlantic wonders why we're still arguing about masks. It's the wrong question. https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2023/03/04/the-atlantic-wonders-why-were-still-arguing-about-masks-its-the-wrong-question-n534796
  8. Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man. Oak trees already in near-full bloom, pollen man. After GS/ES, got the T-B.-mobile warshed*, depollinate it man. *correct spelling & pronunciation, si Pardner Finished pre-Two Guys Week shopping, prepared we for wee man man. Lunch was a Boston Market "beef pot roast with mashed potatoes & mixed vegetables" frozen din-din bought on same grocery trip, ingest we man. Attempted siesta ruined by stupid recorded phone call, "Thank you for visiting our pharmacy and we offer all these services," shut up man. Din-din was a banana** and onecan of green beans***, ingest we man. **unsurprising dietary choice for certain advanced primates, si man ***bought at last week's ES, financially savvy we man We have lost approximately Many (2+2+2+1) pounds this week by snacking minimally and not eating out, healthy loss man. (We were sorely tempted to order a Costco 'za yesterday, amazing willpower we man.) And our entire meal expenditure for today was under $Many ($2+2+1), financially savvy we man. Exhibited severe mental illness by off-cleaning breakfast table, over-cluttered man. Found no items dated much earlier than late Manytember, so months ahead of usual schedule we man. Might tackle kitchen countertop next, even worse than table and prepare inpatient room at Bellevue for us now man. Now intermittently fending off bored miu, miu already had din-din man. Party with the rubias imminent, cue the SWAT teams now man.
  9. It wasn't MYanus. Reported!!! Uranus (the planetary version) needs to take some Beano or follow a method below.
  10. Thread is moved to the Embassy/Consulate forum -- topic involves the interview.
  11. A hijack post, reply to it, and follow-on post have been split from this thread and merged into the author's existing thread.
  12. Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We itineraried one GS and one ES, itinerary we man. The GS yielded nothing, no man. However, a drive-by GS yielded an item, see the take man. The ES yielded the rest, see the take man: -- shirt for Mini-B. = $1, OK man -- onecan Progresso soup, onecan pinto beans, nearly full Pantene shampoo, nearly full travel-size Pantene conditioner = $1 + half a buck, steal man Total = $2 + half a buck
  13. You could hire us, but too many small towns in Florida, forget it man.
  14. This thread is now closed to further discussion -- the OP's questions have been answered multiple times. Do not restart or revisit this topic. VJ Moderation
  15. A hijack post and reply have been split from this thread into their own topic in this forum.
  16. It was partly his fault, and partly a team "effort." Who knows how his wife engineered the continuation of this tragedy.
  17. Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Found an Aldi on logical way back from final ES, serendipity man. Went to Costco in final vain attempt to find mandatory Two Guys din-din item, skunked man. Lunch was a footlong Costco hot dog + Pepsi, ingest we man. At casa, ministered to indignant miu, treats and lunch for miu man. Napped for a glorious hour, zzz we man. Mowed entire lawn, mow we man. Temperature in the Manys but cool breeze/low humidity, optimal man. Consumed only one (thick) sweatband, almost unprecedented man. Yard now looks like fairways at Augusta National, brag we man. Din-din was tuna glop*, ingest we man *onecan tuna, onecan peas**, bag microwave rice man **bought at last week's ES, financially savvy we man Have itineraried just one GS & one ES for Saturday, too tired to itinerary more we man. Awaiting arrival of the rubias, uninhibitedly party we man.
  18. Friday ES/GS report, see man: One ES was phantom, grrrrRRRRR man. We hit all the other Many, hit we man. One GS was a waste, roll eyes we man. We skipped the second GS, no need to go man. The take, see man: -- folding-chair for back patio = $Many ($2+1), deal man -- Many (2+1) reams printer paper, Many (2+1) boxes Kleenex = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man -- can pinto beans, Many (2+1) tubes Amway toothpaste, Many (2+2+2+1) Amway breath-sprays, most of a ream printer paper, cuticle scissors = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2) We might itinerary an ES and a community GS for Saturday, stay tuned man.
  19. They were all over us, exhaust the rubias we man.
  20. 'Control Factor': CPAC Panel Sums Up COVID Tyranny and Censorship https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/catherinesalgado/2023/03/02/control-factor-cpac-panel-sums-up-covid-tyranny-and-censorship-n1675098
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