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Chicago Honors Lori Lightfoot's Legacy With 21-Murder Salute https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-honors-lori-lightfoots-legacy-with-21-murder-salute

You see these stories and don't know whether they're the Bee or the truth.

Study Shows Declining Test Scores Due To A Majority Of Teachers Being Beaten Unconscious https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-declining-test-scores-due-to-a-majority-of-teachers-being-beaten-unconscious

Following Acknowledgment Of Wuhan Lab Leak, Biden Condemns White House As Racist And Xenophobic https://babylonbee.com/news/following-acknowledgment-of-lab-leak-biden-condemns-his-administration-as-racist-and-xenophobic

To Save Time, Treasury Secretary Yellen Gives Zelensky Key To U.S. Treasury U.S. — To avoid any future delays in sending billions of taxpayer dollars and deadly weapons to Ukraine, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has decided to make things easier and give President Zelensky the key to the U.S. Treasury. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-treasury-secretary-yellen-gives-zelensky-key-to-us-treasury

Remorseful China Tries Sending Over Another 'We're Sorry For Creating COVID' Balloon https://babylonbee.com/news/remorseful-china-tries-sending-over-another-were-sorry-for-creating-covid-balloon

Lightfoot Loss Blamed On Rampant Murderphobia https://babylonbee.com/news/lightfoot-loss-blamed-on-rampant-murder-phobia

BREAKING: Antifa Thugs Firebomb Atlanta Public Training Facility Construction Site [...] the "Defend the Atlanta Forest" movement of far-left goons has firebombed the construction site of a future public training facility for the city of Atlanta. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/chris-queen/2023/03/05/breaking-antifa-thugs-firebomb-atlanta-public-training-facility-construction-site-n1675877

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Jonathan Turley again. Comments?

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This -- a good travel history -- is most important. Your father-in-law must show a pattern, preferably recent, of leaving Pakistan (to any other country) and returning. If he can make a short trip to any other country before applying for the U.S. tourist visa, he'll have a better chance of being granted the U.S. visa. He must also convince the U.S. consul that he has good reason to return to Pakistan. No particular documents are called for, but he should bring some documents verifying his business-ownership and the necessity that he return to his duties. In Pakistan, most tourist visas may be refused, so neither you nor he should be disappointed. If it's refused this time, he should travel to other countries and reapply in perhaps a year.

A second duplicate thread has been removed. One posting is enough, please.

"I defend to the death your right to say this."

It is time to think about naming the next Rant thread, si man. We named the current one, si man. Someone else's turn, perhaps G man or D ma'am or someone else* man/ma'am man. *Not bad absent Asia! Not, NOT bad BAD absent ABSENT Asia! And Steveklar will have to reappear at least briefly to bless it, temporary recruitment man. Who wants to name it, huh man?

During a commercial while AFV was on, Mini-B. exclaimed, in ultra-dramatic mock pain man: "Oh, my elderly back, ouch man! Oh, my liver, ouch man!" Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and we cracked up, man.

Welcome to CEHST, amigo. Folks may come around to doing it.

Correct. We are all worried about your grammar, spelling, and punctuation, si man.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Awoke semi-motivated to up-clean the casa mentally ill, commit us now man. Off-cleaned kitchen counter, almost all stuff merely out of place but still exhausting man. Left casa only once, ingest lunch we man. Used Wendy's coupon on its last day of life, financially savvy we man. Hung 2 pictures and a clock, well-hung we man. Restocked consumables in 2 bathrooms, invest in our restock man. Took siesta, zzz we man. Conquered laundry and dished/de-dished the warsher, usual Sunday chores man. Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. Had to point out the casa's cleanliness to both Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B., man. Had to point out beautiful lawn care to both Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B., man. About to shepherd Mini-B. through readying-for-bed activities, sheepish we man. Party with the rubias begins when Mini-B. falls asleep, anticipatory we man.

Urgent remedial training for Jedi NOW, si D ma'am! So, in other words, you both hate people, animals, and things, huh man? Got it, first try, whee man!

Ooo, baby -- it's Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= CAN'T SLEEP HERE! Three friends -- a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a lawyer -- had car trouble in the countryside. They asked a nearby farmer if they could spend the night. The farmer had room for only two to sleep, so he said, "One of you must sleep in the barn." The Rabbi volunteered, but soon knocked on the farmhouse door. "There's a pig in the barn, and pigs are unclean, so I can't sleep there." The Hindu holy man volunteered to change places. However, he too soon knocked on the farmhouse door. "There's a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred. I cannot sleep on holy ground." The lawyer grumbled and complained, but he went out to the barn. Moments later, the farmer heard a knock on his door and opened it. It was the cow and the pig.

Biden's FAA Nominee Can't Answer a Single Question About Aviation [...] Not only did Washington fail to impress senators with his answers, he had no answers. In fact, it was absolutely brutal. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/03/03/watch-bidens-faa-nominee-fail-to-answer-basic-aviation-questions-n2620193

The truth comes out from the whistle-blowers. Comments?

Interstate name precised, si and Bro G man. Motel gets an overall Many.Many out of Many rating on TripAdvisor, si man. It's rated #Many out of Many hotels in Houston, about the top Many'rd man. Area is rather industrial or not far, si or no man. East side of Houston not our preference, but that 'hood is basically OK, conclude we man. One of Many, certainly man. Don't wimp out on us, no man!