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Michelle Obama Is Not Coming to Save the Democrats https://amgreatness.com/2023/03/10/michelle-obama-is-not-coming-to-save-the-democrats/

Tucker Carlson Obtains 40,000 Unseen Hours Of Biden Falling Down Air Force One Stairs https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-obtains-40000-unseen-hours-of-biden-falling-down-air-force-one-stairs

It would be ideal for you to meet again sometime soon. Collect copious evidence. Then, when the interview date is known, get there a week before, and collect more evidence. Be on the consular premises during the interview. If you're allowed entry to the consulate, give him your U.S. passport to present to the personnel there. (Be sure to get the passport back afterwards.)

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Mini-B. breakfasted on corn dogs, switched by agreement from Friday to Saturday, ingest wee man. After GS-ing, lunch was as follows, see man: -- Mini-B. had a PB&J sandwich, ingest wee man. -- We had onecan of Progresso soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man We then dropped Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to collaborate with a little amigo, si wee men man. -- Cousin Mini-B. was there to supervise, si senior wee man. -- No video games at our casa, reason for casa-change man. After retrieving Mini-B., we prepared din-din, burger night man. Burgers were smaller substitute for discontinued Costco variety, bummer man. Burgers microwaved very nicely, satisfied Mini-B. and ingest Two Guys man. Next was Movie Night #Many for the week, bonus man. We watched 2 excellent episodes of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling a genius man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Total such consumption for the week = Many (2x2x2x2 -1) bowls, successful Two Guys activity man. Told Mini-B. that this has been one of our best weeks together ever, much Two Guys time man. Mini-B. agreed, Two Guys bonding man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, overjoyed senior she man. No AFV Sunday eve, [censored] Oscars or whatever man. Evening daylight for the next Many months, man.

And, after surviving that, do they get sentenced to a penile institution?

100% agreed, both.

Letting Silicon Valley Bank Melt Down Might Be Painful but It Wouldn't Be Stupid Like Saving It https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/03/11/letting-silicon-valley-bank-melt-down-might-be-painful-but-it-wouldnt-be-stupid-like-saving-it-n714974

We Really Need to Talk About Glenn Youngkin's CNN Town Hall I regret to inform you that Glenn Youngkin has finally made a mistake. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/03/11/we-really-need-to-talk-about-glenn-youngkins-cnn-town-hall-n715057

Part of Michael Shellenberger's testimony to Congress. Comments?

Absolutely fascinating, from start to end. Comments?

Tucker Carlson's J6 Videos Were A Missed Opportunity [...] if the idea was to neutralize the Democrats' narrative about J6, the Tucker videos fell hopelessly short. [...] https://tippinsights.com/tucker-carlsons-j6-videos-were-a-missed-opportunity/

To the contrary, I expect that the bank will be bailed out. Gov. Hair Gel or Bidementia's controllers will find the way.

There's a lot of wisdom and capability among the Deplorables.

It's continually superseded, depending on what the Republicans or Trump do.

Not your choice. Invisible, or so anemic as to be ineffectual.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: Had to arm-twist Mini-B. to drag him from the casa, addicted-to-technology wee man. Visited 2 ESs and Many GSs, visit we and wee man. Most of the GSs were of the sorry "don't even stop the T-B.-mobile" sort, sigh man. Mini-B. was given an older pack of NBA-player cards, nice gesture man. Otherwise, nothing man. Total = $0

If the petitioner is on the premises or within range during the interview, it enables the CO to call the petitioner in, to answer questions or clear up confusion. This can avert a 221(g). If you're allowed inside the building, hand your U.S. passport to your fiancée to give to the person who collects documents, or she should keep it to show the CO directly. Remember to get it back afterward.

Before you send the incorrect card, make copies of the front and back.

Teacher In Need Of Vacation Tells Class There Are Only Two Genders Katie Anderson, a 2nd-grade teacher at Barack Obama MLK Rosa Parks Cesar Chavez Elementary School, has been desperate for time off. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/teacher-in-need-of-vacation-tells-class-there-are-only-two-genders

Senate To Now Be Controlled By Whichever Party Has Fewer Senators In Hospital https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-to-now-be-controlled-by-whichever-party-has-fewer-senators-in-hospital

Since when does he work on weekends? He's surely in Delaware, being pumped full of anti-Bidementia drugs. Agree.

Garcia was a term-limited Houston city councilwoman who ran for an open Congressional seat and won it. Just as stoopid as any of the others.

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Friday report, see man: 'Twas a true Two Guys day, hoorah man. Mini-B. wanted breakfast in bed, thus requested wee man man. He and we agreed that he shouldn't risk spilling anything, mutual weak moment man. He and we therefore agreed to serve him a bowl of dry cereal, perfect compromise man. Fended off many phone calls throughout the day from ex-Mrs.-T-B., who wondered what we were up to, helicoptering ex-she man. Our continuous response was "Chasing rubias, Two Guys man!" man. Went to the abovementioned ESs, q.v. man. Afterward, lunched at Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Afterward, went in search of haircut place, underwhelmed wee man. Stopped at 2-chica Mexican place, hadn't been there in some time man. Mandatory masking policy still in place, get with the times man. Owner-chica saw us come in but failed to acknowledge us, ignored we and wee man man. We stood waiting for over a minute, no acknowledgment man. Walked out, bye man. Went to franchise place where we'd gone before with coupons, none today man. Place had Mini-B.'s preferences (and ours) on file, big time-saver man. Mini-B. not displeased after his hairs were cut, miracle man. We not super-displeased after our hairs were cut, acceptable man. Cost of both cuts was $Many,000,000,000,000 because we had no coupons, anathema man. Beelined for the casa to off-shower the cut hairs, good policy man. Mini-B. then played V.R. while we napped, play wee and zzz we man. Din-din was different from most Fridays, see here man: Salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man. (We shall save the burgers for Saturday night, delayed ingestation we man.) Movie night was the latest episode of The Mandalorian and 2 of The Twilight Zone, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed**, ingest Two Guys man. **vaulting us into double figures for the week, mandatory goal achieved man Mini-B. up just late enough to watch late TV news with us, watch Two Guys man. Mini-B. coherent enough to tolerate several pages of his book, read Two Guys man. Mini-B. fully asleep, zzz wee man. Was a great Two Guys day, conclude we man and wee man man. We have Many -- si man, Many -- GSs itineraried for Saturday, very close radius from casa man. We will see how many Mini-B. can be dragged to, investigate we man.

It's the metaphorical barrel of, uh, monkeys.

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