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This is epic! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Speaker of Israel's Knesset Sends Blunt Message to Ayatollah Khamenei About What Is Coming Next [...] Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had a message for the Iranian people on Monday: "Israel stands with you." But within that message, if you read between the lines, was a message to the Iranian leadership: Your time is coming; we can "reach anywhere" in the Middle East. "When Iran is finally free, and that moment will come a lot sooner than you think, everything will be different," he said. He seemed to be urging them to stand up to their oppressive leadership and cluing them in that something is coming. If that wasn't clear enough from Netanyahu there was a fascinating interchange between the Iranian leader Ayatollah Khamenei and the Speaker of the Knesset Amir Ohana on X. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/10/01/message-to-ayatollah-n2180023

He needed to debunk the falsehood that women who have miscarriages won't get medical care under abortion bans. He was perhaps too apologetic on the abortion issue overall.

Here are some of the gut reactions. ~~~~~~~~~~~ HOT TAKES: Democrats, Media Seethe As Republicans Cheer After Vance Dominates Vice Presidential Debate I don't know what the viewership numbers were on the vice presidential debate between Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, but if they're not high they should have been because that was one of the best debates I've ever watched in my time as a political junkie (which goes back a looong time). Vance, as RedState previously reported, wiped the floor not just with Walz but also the CBS News debate moderators, who did what they weren't supposed to do at least twice in "fact-checking" Vance, only to have him refuse to be silenced by fact-checking them right back. There is no question here who won the debate, with pollsters and even some in the media saying in so many words that Vance was the victor: [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/10/01/hot-takes-democrats-seethe-republicans-cheer-after-lively-vp-debate-n2180037

Report with several updates. ~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING: Iran Launches Over 100 Ballistic Missiles At Israel; UPDATE: 500? UPDATE: Over? [...] There is no word yet as to whether this is the first wave or the only wave. Earlier reports suggested that Iran would only launch ballistic missiles, which have a much shorter flight time to targets in Israel than cruise missiles and drones. [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/10/01/breaking-iran-launches-over-100-ballistic-missiles-at-israel-n3795250

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Took Uncle T-B. for blood draw, chauffeur we man senior he man man. Retrieved his Rx at pharmacy, retrieve we man. Went to other pharmacy for flu shots, we got ours man. Uncle T-B. claimed weakness and inability to walk, gigantic surprise man. We returned him to his casa, try again later man. Returned to casa to retrieve Mama T-B.'s items, return we man. Delivered items to Mama T-B., deliver we man. Mama T-B. said that Uncle T-B. had run into her and claimed he'd gotten 2 shots, man. Went to Costco to gas the thirsty T-B.-mobile, should've done this on Monday man. Made mistake of going in for lunch, ingest footlong hot dog + (Diet) Pepsi financially savvy we man. We had to wait Many (2x2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2) minutes for our hot dog, no excuse man. There should be more than one person behind the counter during lunchtime, we man. A decent siesta was taken, zzz we man. Mini-B. called for us to write Band teechur to get Mini-B. out of evening gig, gigantic surprise man. We agreed on the condition that he do his late History assignment, delinquent wee man man. Nicaraguan maid agreed to come on Friday and "the price will be a little more," like she's worth it man. If she charges what ex-Mrs.-T-B. pays, it'll be half again as much, man. We will plan to call her every 2 or Many months from now on, two can play this game man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Watched VP debate, watch we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. We must take Mama T-B. to the ophthalmologist on Wednesday, chauffeur we man senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Comments about the VP debate? I think that Vance was weak on only one issue, and that the biased moderatrices (plural of moderatrix, a female moderator) were even worse than ABC's were.

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Either Israel is on borrowed time, or it's bye-bye Ayatollah.

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Sad: Hezbollah's Turnover Rate Officially Surpasses McDonald's SAN BERNARDINO, CA — A McDonald's spokesman has gleefully confirmed that the burger giant's turnover rate is now no longer the highest in the world, as the recent, explosive spike in turnover at Hezbollah has officially put the terrorist organization well past McDonald's notorious 250%. According to Mickey Deese, a McDonald's spokesperson [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollahs-turnover-rate-officially-surpasses-mcdonalds

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change MESOPOTAMIA — Onlookers erupted in shouts of ridicule for a prominent local man, as apparent idiot Noah decided to build an ark when he could have just paid more taxes to stop climate change. Despite his fellow villagers suggesting he simply pay his "fair share" in taxes to avert a potential upcoming climate catastrophe, the patriarch chose instead to invest heavily in construction materials he would use to build a gigantic boat. "What a moron," one witness said. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-noah-builds-an-ark-when-he-could-have-just-paid-more-taxes-to-stop-climate-change

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hezbollah Reaches Out To U.S. For Advice On How To Govern With A Dead Leader BEIRUT — Following the death of their leader Hassan Nasrallah, members of the militant group Hezbollah asked the U.S. for advice on how to govern with a dead leader. "Following the demise of our great ruler Nasrallah at the hands of those Israeli pigs, we here at Hezbollah need to know how to run our organization with a dead leader," Omar Ibadi told the press. "We have reached out to leaders in the United States to ask how they can govern their own people with a dead president still in office." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-reaches-out-to-us-for-advice-on-how-to-govern-with-a-dead-leader

Brilliant!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina Agrees To Purchase Several Hunter Biden Paintings In Return For U.S. Aid RALEIGH, NC — As disaster response efforts ramped up following the devastation of Hurricane Helene, North Carolina announced it had agreed to purchase several Hunter Biden paintings in return for U.S. aid. While President Biden had already approved North Carolina's request to have the crisis declared a "major disaster" and authorized federal assistance, the state's leaders reportedly believed they would receive far more federal funding if they agreed to buy some of Hunter's paintings. "We know how things work with this administration," said North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/north-carolina-agrees-to-purchase-several-hunter-biden-paintings-in-return-for-us-aid

How very presidential. ~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: A Disaster of Another Kind Strikes When Biden Is Asked Why He Was at the Beach in Midst of Helene [...] Well, it's Monday now and Biden is back at the White House from his Rehoboth Beach trip. This morning, he gave a speech talking about the devastation from Helene and how the federal government would allegedly be there "as long as it takes to finish this job," which was an interesting statement to make considering it's not clear how much if any federal help has arrived at the impacted areas. After the speech, where he also pledged to visit hard-hit areas when he wouldn't be so "disruptive" to the process, one determined reporter essentially asked Biden as he was walking out the door why he and Vice President Kamala Harris were not around this past weekend in the midst of the disaster. Biden's answer was a disaster of another kind. Here's how the exchange went down: [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/09/30/watch-a-disaster-of-another-kind-strikes-when-biden-is-asked-why-he-was-at-the-beach-in-midst-of-helene-n2179960

OUTRAGE: Hamas Leader Killed in Israeli Air Strike Was United Nations Employee Fateh Sherif was, supposedly, an educator — the principal of Deir Yassin Secondary School. He was also an employee of the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine (UNRWA). Sherif also moonlighted as a Hamas leader, responsible for coordinating Hamas actions with Hezbollah, including recruiting and logistics operations. Now he's been shuffled off the mortal coil by the Israeli Air Force after an air strike eliminated him, and the UNRWA is finally admitting he was one of theirs. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/09/30/outrage-hamas-leader-killed-in-israeli-air-strike-was-unrwa-employee-n2179987

Here's a more complete report. ~~~~~~~~~` Pete Rose, 'Hit King' and All-Star Cincinnati Reds Player and Manager, Dead at 83 There are many names Pete Rose has been known by throughout his life and career, among them "Charlie Hustle" and "The Hit King." But, one thing everyone can call him is "legend." TMZ Sports first reported on Monday that Rose, the former member of the Big Red Machine of the 1970s, has died at age 83, according to his agent: [...] https://redstate.com/beccalower/2024/09/30/hit-king-all-star-cincinnati-reds-player-and-manager-pete-rose-dead-at-83-n2179991

Stick a fork in both of them! Can't wait to see what JDV does with this during the VP debate. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She Was SLEEP DEPRIVED?! Kamala Harris Says Insomnia Drove Her to Pick Tim Walz As Her Running Mate OH. EM. GEE. We don't know what else to say, really. From the moment Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her running mate, it's been a non-stop series of unflattering revelations including lies, tactless posts, hypocrisy, and a temper. He's just a weirdo. Some of us even said this -- Kamala's first policy decision -- was a bad one from the start. Well, it seems Kamala is having some buyer's remorse: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/30/kamala-sleep-deprived-walz-pick-n2401622

I like the comment, "She offends the intelligence of stupid people." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHY Is This So Hard for Her?! Here's Another Kamala Harris Word Salad Answer on Economic Plans (WATCH) Why, why, why is it so hard for Kamala Harris to give a straight answer on her economic plan? Is it because she doesn't have one? Is it because it's so bad it'll destroy her in the election? Is it because she's so idiotic she can't articulate it, if it exists? The answer is probably a combo of all three. But, darn it, it's so awful to watch her ramble on without saying anything. WATCH: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/30/kamala-continues-word-salad-answer-on-economic-plan-n2401599

RIP Charlie Hustle: Baseball Great Pete Rose Dead at 83 Baseball legend Pete Rose has died. He was 83 years old. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/09/30/pete-rose-dead-at-83-n2401626

The reactions here are priceless. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MSNBC: Kamala Harris Has to Address Communist Memes [...] On MSNBC's "The Sunday Show," NPR's Maria Hinojosa had a minor meltdown over AI images of Kamala Harris done up in Maoist uniforms. This is something that the candidate has to address, she said, because these images are actually taking off — because they're accurate. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/09/30/msnbc-kamala-harris-has-to-address-communist-memes-n2401613

IRS Welcomes Home Hostages Held in Russia with the Gift of an Overdue Tax Bill In case you didn't hate the IRS already, they have provided Americans with all new reasons. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/09/30/russian-hostages-big-tax-bills-n2401625

Florida City Declares Hurricane Emergency, Bans Gun Sales and Even Displays If we learned one thing from the COVID pandemic, it's that the government will declare an emergency and immediately begin curtailing rights. Knowing that Hurricane Helene was approaching, the city council of Okeechobee, Florida, declared a local state of emergency and banned gun sales. But that's not all. Also banned was the display of guns or ammunition at any store or shop. Finally, "the intentional possession in a public place of a firearm by any person, except a duly authorized law enforcement official or person in military service" was prohibited. The Firearms Policy Coalition got in touch with the DeSantis administration, which directed Okeechobee's police chief to rescind the order. Chalk up another win for Ron DeSantis. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/09/30/florida-city-declares-hurricane-emergency-bans-gun-sales-n2401605

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Went to Dollar-Plus-Half-of-Half-a-Dollar Tree for Mama T-B. and Costco for us, shop we man. Lunch was the Costco footlong hot dog + (Diet) Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. A siesta was partially successful, incessant texts beeping man. Din-din was Modified-Modified Tuna Glop, potato soup* substituted for mushroom soup man. *bought at a Saturday ES, financially savvy we man Went to Walmart for Mama T-B., deliver all probably Tuesday man. Will take Uncle T-B. for blood draw and flu shot on Tuesday, chauffeur we man senior he man man. Will also caucus with Uncle T-B. re reinvesting maturing-CD funds, amazing finds we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Biden/Harris: No More Aid for Hurricane Victims You can't make this up. As Southeastern states were devastated by a Biblical disaster, Biden was relaxing on the beach in Delaware. He and Jill were enjoying a bit of sun as North Carolina, in particular, was devastated, with entire towns wiped off the map. Quite literally they are gone, along with an as-yet unknown number of people. We may never know the numbers. Before he went off to have his fun in the sun, Biden found time to send another $2.4 billion to Ukraine, and when he was coming home, he took a bit of time to tell the people of Appalachia that, since they vote Republican, they will get no more aid from the feds. I'm not joking. He did, although he didn't actually mention the political leanings of the region. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/09/30/joe-biden-no-more-aid-for-hurricane-victims-n3795198

Iran's 'Axis of Resistance' Has Been a Failure The idea behind the "Axis of Resistance" was that all of the terrorist groups funded by Iran in the Middle East would commit themselves to a kind of mutual defense pact. In case on of them was attacked by Israel or the US, they could all respond. But nearly a year after Hamas attacked Israel on 10/7 the Axis of Resistance isn't looking so hot. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/09/30/irans-axis-of-resistance-has-been-a-failure-n3795213