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Saturday ES report, see man: We indeed had a Two Guys experience (see Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, to follow man). We hurriedly reconstructed an itinerary involving Many (2+1) ESs, reconstruct we man. The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man: -- NIP TheraBreath mouthwarsh, NIP Many-oz. ([2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2]-oz.) Folgers Colombian coffee = $Many ($2+1), absolute steal man Total = $Many ($2+1)
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Experts Say Kamala Can Still Win If She Doesn't Appear In Public Again Between Now And Election Day U.S. — Despite polling momentum swinging towards former President Trump, political pundits believe that Kamala Harris can still win the election if she can just remain completely unseen and unheard until November 6th. "If they can just lock her in the basement with Joe, she has a shot," said NBC analyst Chuck Todd. "Kamala's favorability depends on people losing all memory of her voice, face, actions, and anything related to her in any way." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-kamala-can-still-win-if-she-doesnt-appear-in-public-again-between-now-and-election-day
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'Now Is Not The Time For Independent Thinking,' Obama Tells Black Trump Supporters [...] "I know you feel like your brains are capable of making a wise and rational decision, but you need to take a moment and stop being all uppity," Obama said. "Y'all need to go into that voting booth like a bunch of good little brothas and mindlessly punch that ballot for anyone with a 'D' next to their name. That's your only job." "For four hundred years, the black man has been put down and told not to think. I'm just asking for eight more years of that." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/now-is-not-the-time-for-independent-thinking-obama-tells-black-trump-supporters
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Read all about this slimeball. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump's Toughest Foe Could Be Harris Lawyer Marc Elias If Donald Trump gets past Kamala Harris on Nov. 5, he'll likely face a fiercer opponent in court – her campaign attorney, Marc Elias. The longtime Democratic Party lawyer has already filed more than 60 preelection lawsuits to stop Trump from becoming president again by combatting what he calls Republican "voter suppression" efforts such as requiring voters to provide identification at the polls. Echoing a standard Democratic talking point, Elias maintains that such requirements are "racist" strategies designed to make it harder for minorities to vote. At the same time, Elias has been sending letters to election officials in Georgia and other key swing states threatening legal action if they uphold challenges to voter rolls to remove noncitizens and other ineligible registrants. Some Georgia officials complain that his intimidation tactics are interfering with county registrars' ability to check the qualifications of voters. If Trump is declared the winner, the hard-charging attorney threatens to overturn his election by deploying an army of more than 75 lawyers to sue for ballot recounts in several swing states. Trump, in turn, has threatened to lock Elias up for election interference, as ABC News moderator David Muir pointed out in last month's presidential debate between Trump and Kamala Harris. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/10/10/trumps_toughest_foe_could_be_harris_lawyer_marc_elias_1064203.html
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Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Spent phone time confirming that Uncle T-B.'s large bank depo$it would be released soon, $i man. Breakfast was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Went ES-ing, glee man. The Many'rd ES was just across the street from Aunt T-B.'s casa, visit we man deighted senior she man. Aunt T-B. showed us a photo of our great-grandparents, phenomenal man. It was amazing to see our grandma and great-uncles when they were young, see we man they man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. Instead of a siesta, we resolved to establish Uncle T-B.'s new accounts, re$olve we man. However, large deposit had NOT been released, no and we man. We called bank again and got stonewalled, we man. We insisted on a supervisor, finally got one man. After longer than half an hour, supervisor released funds, finally man. We jumped on the new accounts, jump we man. One can't be made joint until funded around the end of next week, we man. The other requires an image of Uncle T-B.'s state ID, don't have that and we man. We are thoroughly off-urinated, we man. We were too off-urinated to successfully siesta afterward, almost no zzz for we man. Mini-hooped with Mini-B. with ever-changing or no rules, Two Guys ethics man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, almost running out of those man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Only one more bowl is needed to achieve weekly quota, should be a slam-dunk man. For Saturday, we have itineraried a GS, an MS, and Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man. We hope that Mini-B. will agree to go with us to a local festival instead, build memories man. Mini-B. will let us know in the morning, suspenseful man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
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'It went horribly wrong': DNA analysis sheds light on lost Arctic expedition's grisly end Archaeologists have identified the cannibalized remains of a senior officer who perished during an ill-fated 19th century Arctic expedition, offering insight into its lost crew's tragic and grisly final days. By comparing DNA from the bones with a sample from a living relative, the new research revealed [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/went-horribly-wrong-dna-analysis-132403337.html
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Friday GS/ES report, see man: We itineraried a GS and Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man. The last 2 ESs yielded the take, see man: -- Many00 NIP Xmas napkins, tupacs disposable dinner plates, Manypacs (tupacs + onepac) snack plates, large can baked beans, can Chunky soup, can chicken noodle soup, bottle Ranch dressing, magnetic scratchpad, bright-yellow notepad = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1), steal man -- supply of disposable snack plates, large/strong spade = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2)
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Advice on DIY vs a cheap service
TBoneTX replied to SmokeyWA's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
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What A Jerk! Kamala Wants To Help With Hurricane Relief But DeSantis Refuses To Tell Her Where Florida Is TALLAHASSEE, FL — In an incredibly petty jerk move, Ron DeSantis reportedly prevented Kamala Harris from helping out with hurricane relief by not telling her where Florida is, even though she was really willing to aid victims of Hurricanes Helene and Milton. According to sources close to the situation, Harris showed perfectly good faith by calling DeSantis to offer her assistance to the people of Florida but was rudely refused after DeSantis wouldn't even give her a single hint as to where Florida is located on a map. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-jerk-kamala-harris-wants-to-help-with-hurricane-relief-but-ron-desantis-refuses-to-tell-her-where-florida-is
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HOW LOW CAN BLUE CITIES SINK? [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
To Save Time, Chicago Nightly News Just Going To Report Names Of People Not Shot That Day CHICAGO, IL — Editorial staff of the Chicago Nightly News reportedly discovered a brilliant hack to save time and energy at their jobs: simply reporting the names of the Chicago citizens who were not shot throughout the day. "Tonight, we are happy to report that, um, Dave Jenkins and Carol Smith have not been shot," said one reporter. "Aaannnd, yeah. I guess that's it. We're done here!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-chicago-nightly-news-just-going-to-report-names-of-people-not-shot-that-day -
Dang! Comments, including from NB? ~~~~~ Trump Announces New Tax Proposal, and It's Pretty Awesome On Thursday during a speech at the Detroit Economic Club, Donald Trump announced his intention to make interest on car loans fully tax-deductible if he's elected. "Today, I am announcing that as part of our tax cuts, we will make interest on car loans fully deductible," he said. In a classic Trump fashion, he connected with the auto industry professionals in the room, noting that the idea even impressed industry veterans. "I met a lot of them backstage," Trump recounted. According to Trump, one longtime auto industry professional told him, "I've been in the car industry all my life. I've never thought about that." The former president compared the proposal to a breakthrough like the invention of the paper clip, adding, "Somebody comes up with the paper clip, and everybody says, 'Why the hell didn't I think of that?'" Trump emphasized that making car loan interest fully deductible would dramatically lower the cost of car ownership, especially for working families. "This will stimulate massive domestic auto production and make car ownership dramatically more affordable for millions and millions of working American families," he explained. The idea behind this tax cut is simple but impactful. By making interest payments on car loans deductible, Trump aims to give a financial break to Americans while encouraging more car sales and stimulating the auto industry. Since the auto sector is such a vital part of the economy, particularly in places like Michigan, this policy could be a game-changer for both consumers and manufacturers. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/10/10/trump-announces-new-tax-proposal-and-its-pretty-awesome-n4933228
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Case transfer for Afghan citizens (At NVC)
TBoneTX replied to Sam47's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Mullah30, welcome to the forum. Your phone number has been removed from this VERY public forum. If you want to talk to specific members, send a private message. -
An easy interview and a hard one: An unprepared Harris botched them both Vice President Kamala Harris has been on a media tour in the last 48 hours. Like earlier media appearances, the new set of interviews has been with questioners who mostly ranged from friendly to super friendly, including The View, Howard Stern, Stephen Colbert, and the popular podcast Call Her Daddy. (There was one notable exception, which will be discussed later.) During this media tour, Harris has proven that she can make a mess of even the friendliest of interviews and that she can make a mess of more difficult interviews too. And she did both in a way that could have lasting repercussions for her campaign. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/3182031/easy-interview-and-hard-one-unprepared-harris-botched-both/
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Wow! ~~~~ From Unqualified to Disqualified Let me start by stating the obvious: Kamala Harris is an awful vice president and an even worse candidate. She would make a lousy president; another four years of Kamala would be the terminal end-stage demise of America. Our precious constitutional republic would be put into hospice care until it wastes away for good. Of course, that’s her ultimate goal. What did you think "overthrow the patriarchy was"? Vibes? Papers? By 2028, this country would be a vassal state of serfs and foreign invaders digitally overseen by domineering and merciless elites who monitor everything we do and say as they extract the last few pennies from under the couch cushions before they usher in permanent one-party rule. Trust me, I'm not looking forward to this. [...] https://tomklingenstein.com/from-unqualified-to-disqualified/
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50 Viking Corpses Could Crack the History Books Wide Open The remains of more than 50 Vikings were uncovered recently in Åsum, a village in Denmark, and their remarkable condition could offer incredible insight into the lives they led. As reported in Archaeology Magazine, a team of archaeologists from Museum Odense were conducting an excavation of the area ahead of a planned upgrade of the local electrical grid. During their dig, they uncovered a burial ground, measuring roughly 2,000 square meters, which held "more than 50 exceptionally well-preserved skeletons," along with five cremation graves. The site has been dated back to the 9th and 10th centuries. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/archaeologists-found-remarkably-preserved-skeletons-120000800.html
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Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Errands for Uncle T-B. & Mama T-B. successful, serve we man senior he and she man man. We brought lunch from Popeye's*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC**, financially savvy we man **the very last valid fast-food coupons that we have, man A siesta was then taken by us, zzz we man. Din-din was beef taquitos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Those + 2 from last week's Two Guys eve = Many (2+2+2), only Many (2+2) more to go man. We can attend as many as Many (2+2+2+1) ESs on Friday, desirous we man. This is made difficult by Mini-B.'s being off skool, reluctant-to-attend-ESs wee man man. We shall perhaps split some up for Saturday, calculate further we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.