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  1. Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The Privacy Of Her Voting Booth Away From The Watchful Eye Of Creepy Feminist Husband OVERLAND PARK, KS — A local woman reveled in her secret exercise of freedom today and breathed a sigh of relief after voting for Donald Trump in the privacy of her voting booth away from the watchful eye of her creepy feminist husband. The woman, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid drawing the ire of her stay-at-home husband, said she felt a sense of pride and duty as she cast her vote for Trump, something her husband would never approve of if he knew. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-breathes-sigh-of-relief-after-voting-for-trump-in-the-privacy-of-her-voting-booth-away-from-the-watchful-eye-of-creepy-feminist-husband
  2. Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 Degrees BROKEN BOW, NE — Local wife and mother Dana Fallcrest is baffled by the behavior of her home's heater, which she says keeps shutting off as soon as it hits 140°F. "It's freezing in here!" Fallcrest complains daily. "I can't believe this thing won't get hotter than 140°. How do people live like this?!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-baffled-why-heater-keeps-shutting-off-when-temp-reaches-140-degrees
  3. AOC's Boyfriend Getting Real Sick Of Her Calling It A 'Mini January 6' Every Time He Leaves His Socks On The Floor NEW YORK CITY, NY — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accused her boyfriend of doing yet another ‘Mini January 6th' again this week after the congresswoman found his socks on the floor. "Riley is a good guy and all but I can't believe he continues to commit these little insurrections right on the bathroom floor," Ocasio-Cortez commented. "Every time I see those socks I tell him 'Sweetie, I love you, but remember how I literally died on January sixth?' Those socks are so triggering." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aocs-boyfriend-getting-real-sick-of-her-calling-it-a-mini-january-6-every-time-he-leaves-his-socks-on-the-floor
  4. Cast Of 'The View' All Getting Rabies Shots After Being Bitten By Whoopi Goldberg NEW YORK, NY — The entire cast of the all-female talk show ‘The View' was forced to get rabies shots this week after Whoopi Goldberg bit all of them. The incident occurred after Goldberg said on-air that Trump would banish interracial marriage if elected. Following her comments, she then ran around the studio biting all members of the cast and crew, prompting doctors to rush on stage and give everyone a rabies shot. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cast-of-the-view-all-getting-rabies-shots-after-being-bitten-by-whoopi-goldberg
  5. California Man Arrested For Showing I.D. To Vote LOS ANGELES, CA — A local early voting precinct was briefly thrown into disarray today, as a man was arrested for showing his I.D. to vote. Authorities said Justin Davis arrived at the voting location at around 9:00 A.M. and presented his driver's license to horrified poll workers who immediately called the police to report the blatant act of racism. "There's no place for this type of lawlessness in California," said Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson Sgt. Paul Marquez. "We received a tip that there was a man showing his I.D. to vote here, which is a brazen violation of California law. Our officers arrived quickly to apprehend this monster. I'm just glad we were able to get him off the street before he could show his identification to anyone else. This place just keeps getting more dangerous." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/california-man-arrested-for-showing-id-to-vote
  6. Nevada is now lost. Unbelievable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marc Elias Celebrates That Nevada Will Count Non-Postmarked Ballots 3 Days After Election Day Kamala Harris campaign lawyer Marc Elias is celebrating a defeat for the RNC in Nevada, whose Supreme Court has ruled that mail-in ballots without a postmark can be counted up to three days following Election Day. We don't know what the Nevada Supreme Court was thinking, but we don't see how this contributes to election integrity. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/10/29/marc-elias-celebrates-that-nevada-will-count-non-postmarked-ballots-3-days-after-election-day-n2402976
  7. Scintillating Tuesday repartee*, yawn man. *Bad lurking Asia! Bad, BAD lurking LURKING Asia! ------- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Uncle T-B.'s new investments are all funded, finally man. Someone from Uncle T-B.'s "accountable care" unit failed to call us as promised, unaccountable man. Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Took Uncle T-B. for CT of shoulder, chauffeur we man senior he man man. According to Uncle T-B., they CT'd the wrong shoulder, should've been in there with him we man man. We will see if this is true, nothing but drama man. Mini-B. home from skool with fruity cough, caught it from skool or ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is sending him to skool on Wednesday, good move man. Din-din was initially onecan of pinto beans**, ingest we man. **bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man We then wanted a tin of sardines, crave we man. However, miu was zzz-ing on nearby couch, proximal miu man. We intentionally coughed as we opened pantry, try to disguise sound we man. Miu was unfooled and awoke to enter, invasive miu man. We managed to gulp our sardines while miu was distracted in new environment, outsmart miu we man. Dessert was onecan of corn***, ingest we man. ***bought at an even earlier ES, financially savvy we man Mini-B. requested that we bring him something from the casa, bring we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came out to retrieve it, retrieve from we man ex-she man man. We reminded her that this Thursday would have been our Many'th (2x2x2x2th) anniversary, sigh man. Ex-she man hugged us tightly like she does every year, hug ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man admitted that her entire family misses us, everyone asked about us man. We should have said, "CTR, si man" (call the Rojo, si man), si man. We ran a couple of errands afterward, no traffic man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. No formal plans for Wednesday, no man. We are toying with taking the T-B.-mobile for an oil change, if not raining man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.
  8. No comment from Bidementia or Kommie about this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hezbollah Rocket Hits UN Interim Force HQ in Lebanon - Injuries Reported On Tuesday, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) confirmed reports that a Hezbollah-launched rocket had struck the Lebanon headquarters of the United Nations Interim Force (UNIFIL) in Lebanon. UNIFIL has reported several casualties. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/10/29/hezbollah-rocket-hits-un-interim-force-hq-in-lebanon-injuries-reported-n2181250
  9. It would be great if in fact Bidementia was trying to sabotage Kommie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Disgusting': Donald Trump, JD Vance Respond Accordingly to Biden's 'Garbage' Swipe at Trump Supporters [...] President Joe Biden (deliberately?) sabotaged the biggest moment of Vice President Harris' political career Tuesday by stating on a "Voto Latino" call as her speech was getting underway that Trump supporters were "garbage." [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/10/29/disgusting-donald-trump-jd-vance-respond-accordingly-to-bidens-garbage-swipe-at-trump-supporters-n2181269
  10. They apparently lost even CNN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden and WH Desperately Try - and Fail - to Clarify His Comments Calling Trump Supporters Garbage [...] The White House knew this was a firestorm. They immediately released a transcript. Excuse me, they released multiple, different transcripts about what he said. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/10/29/biden-desperately-tries-to-issue-clarification-for-calling-trump-supporters-garbage-it-does-not-go-well-n2181271
  11. Read the real quote from Bidementia and see what's going on here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Politico 'Journo' Caught Red-Handed Working for Democrats After Biden Called Trump Supporters 'Garbage' If you ever wanted solid proof that leftist hack-machines like Politico are, in fact, arms of the Democrat Party, look no further than their reporting of Joe Biden slandering Donald Trump supporters as "garbage." While the rest of the world heard exactly what Biden said, Politico's Jonathan Lemire, who's also a regular on MSNBC, deliberately misled readers into thinking the president said "the only garbage" was the "hatred" displayed by Trump supporters. As RedState's Sister Toldjah reported Tuesday night, it's all on video; there's no question at all what Biden said and who he was saying it about. This is precisely what Biden said: [...] https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2024/10/29/politico-journo-caught-red-handed-working-for-democrats-after-biden-called-trump-supporters-garbage-n2181268
  12. Oh My: Joe Biden Sabotages Kamala's 'Unity' Speech by Opening Mouth, Inserting Foot on 'Voto Latino' Call [...] Unfortunately for Harris, her fellow Democrats, and their media allies (but I repeat myself) it would appear, though, that President Joe Biden has sabotaged her and the latest press-driven narrative about Trump once again, and he reportedly did it in spectacular fashion just as she was starting her D.C. speech Tuesday night. On a 'Voto Latino' call held to try and shore up the Hispanic vote ahead of Election Day at a time when Democrats have big concerns about the inroads Trump has made with those voters, here's what Biden said: [...] https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/10/29/hoo-boy-joe-biden-sabotages-kamala-harris-big-unity-speech-by-opening-mouth-inserting-foot-n2181266
  13. Actress Teri Garr, Best Known for 'Young Frankenstein' and 'Tootsie', Dead at 79 Actress Teri Garr, star of 'Young Frankenstein', 'Tootsie', and 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' has died. She was 79 years old. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/10/29/actress-terri-garr-dead-at-79-n2402975
  14. Hard to fathom. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Democratic Policies so Outlandish Focus Groups Dismiss Them as Fiction https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/10/29/voters-dont-believe-dem-poicy-because-its-so-crazy-n2402986
  15. PM Keir Starmer's Approval Rating Drops Off a Cliff as He Rolls Out First Budget A couple weeks ago David wrote about the UK Labour Party's attempts to meddle in the US election on behalf of Kamala Harris. But PM Keir Starmer might want to save some of that support for himself as he's currently suffering from the worst collapse of approval in recent UK history as he prepares to roll out his first new budget full of tax increases. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/10/29/pm-keir-starmers-approval-rating-drops-off-a-cliff-as-he-rolls-out-first-budget-n3796429
  16. Note to all: Thursday (Oct. 31) is Sandra G.'s 19th anniversary of having joined VJ. So many people in this thread owe her sincere thanks for her wise advice and intrepid persistence.
  17. By the way, welcome to the forum, and thanks for having so completely described your interview experience in your timeline.
  18. Thread is shifted from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the K-1 Process forum. This is a thoughtful reminder to people to use their heads when submitting I-129F photos. Another example is when e-mails or chat logs are included in which the engaged couple playfully refer to each other as "wifey" or "hubby." When this is discovered, good luck trying to disprove a negative ("but no -- we're NOT married!"). There are many other consulates where such photos would be the kiss of death to the petition. You're very fortunate.
  19. Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the "AOS from K Visas" Process forum -- OP is at that stage.
  20. None other than Lee Smith speaks out on this. Reactions? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is the Left Preparing for War If Trump Wins? The propaganda campaign labeling Donald Trump as an aspiring dictator determined to use the military and national security apparatus against his political opponents is designed not to affect the upcoming election but rather to shape the post-election environment. It is the central piece of a narrative that, by characterizing Trump as a tyrant (indeed likening him to Hitler), establishes the conditions for violence — not just another attempt on Trump's life, but political violence on a massive scale intended to destabilize the country. As I write in my forthcoming book Disappearing the President, Democratic Party research and media reports show that many senior party officials and operatives are preparing for the possibility of a Trump victory. Accordingly, planning is focused on undermining the incoming president with enough violence to rock his administration. Prominent post-election scenarios forecast such widespread rioting that the newly elected president would be compelled to invoke the Insurrection Act. With some senior military officials refusing to follow Trump's orders, according to the scenarios, the U.S. Armed Forces would split, leaving America on the edge of the abyss. By vilifying Trump as a despotic madman who must be stopped before he can commence his reign of terror, the regime's propaganda apparatus not only slanders Trump but also pre-emptively threatens the reputation, as well as the livelihood and perhaps the liberty, of current military personnel. The point is to push the military against Trump: When the time comes to act, will you stand for democracy or side with a tyrant who sees the military only as an instrument to advance his personal interests? [...] https://tomklingenstein.com/is-the-left-preparing-for-war-if-trump-wins/
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