TBoneTX

We are out of town and away from our usual sources of material, so here is (from memory) our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =================== REALITY OF LIFE You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.

Racism! Republicans are racist!

Thread is moved from the ROC forum to the Military Discussion forum.

Your evidence is solid. Consider drafting estate documents -- wills, powers of attorney, et al. These make superb evidence if you optionally wish to add them, but they're even more important to have in "life." Check your state's websites to see if templates for these documents are available to download and fill in (Texas has them, for one); if not, find a decent attorney to draft them for you. Whatever the expense, they'll be worth their weight in gold for peace of mind.

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: Zzz'd too shortly, inadequate zzz man. Breakfast was foldover egg/cheese omelets + sausage patties, ingest we man. ES itinerary disrupted by road destruction, NO reason for Interstates to go down to one lane man. Took surface streets back to zzz hotel, short-on-time we man. No time for lunch, OK because still full from breakfast we man. All afternoon/eve at activity hotel, last day/night man. Din-din was closing-eve buffet banquet, participate we man. We consumed 2 plates of chicken, salmon, angel-hair pasta, green beans, mashed potatoes, & roast beef, ingest we man. Dessert was 2 huge slices of chocolate cream cake, ingest/hose glucose/hope not hose A1c we man. We were pretty trashed after that, exhausted we man. Perfunctorily participated in further activities, all informal man. Socialized with amigos, all pleased to interact with we man man. Left quite early, trashed we man. Gassed T-B.-mobile before casa-ward trip Sunday, preparatory we man. Took wrong turn and drove Many (2x2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 +2) miles out of our way, man. Finally reached zzz hotel, man. No hot water in bathroom sink all week, man. Reported it Thursday noon, report we man. No repairs Thursday, "maintenance guy came but was very busy, excuse man," man. No repairs Friday, "maintenance guy didn't come today, excuse man," man. No repairs Saturday, "part we need is on back-order, excuse man," man. Hotel chica has agreed to comp our last night's stay, F$WM. We will contact Corporate about retrofitting hotel with POTSs*, man. *buy yours today, si man! Hoping for decent zzz overnight, desperately in need thereof man. We hope to check out rather early, no traffic man. We have a LOT of leftover refrigerator-food, probably trash one sandwich + grapes we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We anticipate mollifying an outraged and demanding miu, mollify miu we man. Mama T-B. will be all over us in addition, please wait till Monday senior she man man. We shall host Mini-B. Sun-Mon-Tues nights, Spring Break so can zzz in Two Guys man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday ES report, see man: We attended all Many ESs, dependable we man. We also stumbled upon 2 GSs, stumble we man. The first, Many'th, and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man: -- duster dress for Mama T-B. = $1, steal man -- 2 Liz Claiborne bath towels, thick warshcloth = $Many ($2x2x2), deal man. -- new-in-plastic table lamp = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 +1) For first time in Many (2+1) years, San Antonio ESs paid off, very satisfied we man.

Full report, of course!

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Zzz'd like a log, zzz we man. Breakfast was powdered scrambled eggs + bacon, ingest we man. Lunch was both halves of a Manyple-decker ham-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Obligation fulfilled at activity hotel, fulfilled and active we man. Siesta was attempted but failed, some hip pain returning man. Din-din at activity hotel was Many (2x2x2) chicken-salad-on-croissants*, ingest we man. *free at a hospitality room, F$WM Interacted with many old & new amigos, interactive we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Last day of activities begins at half-past 1 p.m. Saturday, heartily participate we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Gotta lock them skool doors. Good grief.

Yee-HAAAAA! (That's Texan for "Congratulations!")

Friday ES report, see man: We attended all, reliable we man. All were utter wastes except for the 2nd ES, which yielded the take, see man: -- gigantic indoor-outdoor "Merry Christmas" doormat* = $2, steal man Total = $2 *Tuesday is Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak, so we will place this doormat out front in celebration, oj tak

We avoid river rats, si and see man.

I was gonna say...

This makes sense. You have it, you're unrushed, and it will be there for review on the reviewers' schedules and you need not worry that it will be lost or overlooked during hasty paper-shuffling under pressure. In addition, it will make it clearer what (if anything) else is still needed. No drawbacks.

Wow -- what a relief, and a pleasure for all of us to hear. Thanks for returning with your positive news, and please update this thread as events warrant.