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  1. Addendum to Thrilling Sunday report, man: Miu just knocked over EVERYTHING in our office closet, man. We have GOT to find some new entertainment for her, bored miu man.
  2. Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all raw, windy, rainy, cold day, technically good but see below man. Inauspicious beginning to day, uh-oh man. We were unwillingly awakening from bad night when Mama T-B. called, tearful senior she man man. (1) She'd been lying in her own poop for >2 hours, man. (2) Ants were on her walls and in her bed, and bite us man. (Many) No one on night shift answered her call-button, no and man. (Many) Only one day-shifter showed up for work, no and man. (Many) That day-shifter promised to return but never did, si and no and man. (Many) No one ever answers main phone outside office hours, no and man. (Many) Responsive head director is on vacation, no way to reach him or substitute man. We called and called and called and texted multiple people, groggy we man. We very nearly called the police to report elder abuse, dissuaded from this by Mama T-B. man. Finally, someone answered switchboard line, answer she man. Assistant Nooser answered our text shortly thereafter, answer she man. Maintenance man was actually on-site to spray for ants, amazing man. Mama T-B. was taken care of but has ant-bites, itch she man. Further spray-anting will occur on Monday, probably first thing man. We are so damned off-urinated by this garbage, man. And we're obligated to show up at opening on Monday to supervise the spraying, man. After de-aysheeping ourself, we re-embedded ourself for siesta #1, decently adequate man. Watched NFL game, watch we man. Lunch was the other marked-down Walmart sub sandwich, ingest we man. Two bowls of Costco popcorn were ingested, can't apply solo popcorning to Two Guys tally man. Single LL was conquered, victorious we man. Tried for siesta #2, unsuccessful man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B. at usual time, start of Two Guys week man. She brought his din-din, roast chicken + French fries but not hungry wee man man. Later, Mini-B.'s din-din was onecan of chili-no-beans*, ingest wee man man. *the other dented can on discount in supermarket, F$WM Our din-din was what ex-Mrs.-T-B. had brought for Mini-B., ingest we instead of wee man man. Miu very excited at reappearance of Big Bruddah, excited energetic miu man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We must breakfast/skoolbus Mini-B. and go pronto to Mama T-B.'s, surely groggy we man man. No other established plans, no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.
  3. Thread is shifted from the K-1 Process forum to the K-1 Case Progress subforum.
  4. A noncontributory post -- inappropriate for THIS forum -- has been removed, along with a post replying to it.
  5. It's Sunday! Time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke, guaranteed* to evoke positive progress and approvals: *that is, if correlation = causation =========================================== THE BLIND GUY AT THE BAR A blind man entered a bar, carefully, and found his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yelled to the bartender, "Hey -- you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately became very, very quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him said, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the man sitting next to me is blonde, and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister -- do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" "No," said the blind guy, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
  6. The problem even with thorough vetting is the concept of taqiyya, which authorizes Muslims to lie to infidels. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ANOTHER Afghan 'Refugee' Goes Jihad on Us Unlike Rahmanullah Lakanwal, who shot two National Guard members in Washington on Wednesday, killing one of them, Mohammad Dawood Alokozay was caught in time, before he could carry out the jihad massacre he was planning in Fort Worth, Texas. Like Lakanwal, however, Alokozay came to the United States from Afghanistan in 2021, as the Biden regime was executing its catastrophically botched withdrawal from that country. And also like Lakanwal, Alokozay is proof that, contrary to assurances at the time, these Afghan "refugees" were not properly vetted, and pose a clear and present danger to Americans. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/11/29/breaking-another-afghan-refugee-goes-jihad-on-us-n4946534
  7. This is a factual, highly readable article with no word games or political spin -- by the guy who went to Federal prison for 4 months on pure principle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump vs. the Democrats on the affordability crisis The Democrats' latest con job is blaming President Donald Trump for former President Joe Biden's legacy inflation and claiming that Zohran Mamdani-style socialism will solve the "affordability problem" rather than make it far worse. If the Ocasio-Cortez-Sanders-Jeffries crowd gets away with this propaganda, the next "red wave" to wash over America will be a Marxist-controlled Congress in 2026. Without question, families continue to feel the sting of Biden's high prices — at the grocery store, at the gas pump, and in their monthly rent. Lower-income families feel it most, because they devote almost one-third of their budgets to food and another quarter to shelter — exactly the categories where Biden-era inflation has hit hardest. President Trump and his economic team viscerally understand this pain and are working overtime to bring relief. Yet solving inflation isn't like flipping a switch — it's more like turning an aircraft carrier around: steady and deliberate, but agonizingly slow in some categories to show progress. As a practical and increasingly political matter, the impact of the new Trump policies is governed by lags that, in some sectors, stretch longer than the 10 months he has been back in office. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/premium/3897881/who-to-blame-inflation-trump-vs-democrats-affordability/
  8. Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Bedtime HSM ==> no shoulder pain in a.m., man. Hectic morning, si man. Went to Dollar General, specials + $Many-off-$Many coupon man. Saved approx. Many% (2x2x2x2x2 + $(2 Manyzen +1), F$WM. Also bought bag of ice for unprepared Cousinette T-B.'s lunch, see below man. Visited Mama T-B. briefly, half-of-half an hour man. She approves of giant wall clock bought at DG on Thursday, relief man. No time to put it up on this visit, no man. Dressed hurriedly at casa and blew to Cousinette's casa, in brief monsoon man. Many (2x2x2 +2+1) attendees, ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. arriving very late man. Menu was catered turkey, brisket, baked beans, potato salad, coleslaw, & rolls, ingest we man. This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, ingest we man. Cousinette is very sweet but was completely disorganized as usual, man. One visitor and ex-Mrs.-T-B. had to take over serving & table service, sigh man. Another Cousinette T-B. yaks loudly and nonstop and always dominates any party, man. This time, even more than usual, she would not shut up, no and and man. Aunt T-B. and other Cousinette T-B. were eye-rolling at T-B., we agreed fully man. Yakking Cousinette also upbraided husband host about something trivial, really rude of her man. Surprisingly, husband host didn't inflame matters, good thing man. Yakking Cousinette even ordered her husband to go home and bring new puppy over in baby carriage, man. We don't know how he has abided that treatment for Many (2+1) Manycades, no clue we man. Attempted siesta afterward, failed zzz man. We are warshering various towels, pants, & socks bought at various ESs & thrift shops, domestic we man. Needy miu is sitting by our keyboard with paws folded under, temporarily quiescent miu man. Weather supposed to suck royally for next few days, cold rain wind Texas weather not Many man. We hate winter, man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Sunday plans = one LL & watch NFL game, only plans man.
  9. Welcome to the forum! Two of the best pieces of advice ever found on VJ: 1. Become an "A" student of the entire immigration process. 2. Your success throughout this process depends on your ability to read carefully, interpret instructions literally, and answer completely & honestly.
  10. Preparing here to cheer for eventual good results.
  11. Congratulations, and good work. Idea: Get your estate documents -- wills, powers of attorney, etc. -- revised to conform with your new state's legal language. (Some states, like Texas, have compatible templates to download from official websites.) Get your signatures notarized, then upload the documents as unsolicited evidence. Estate documents make superlative evidence for ROC, and they're even more important to have in "life."
  12. Saturday from Dollar General: -- 6 quarts Castrol full synthetic 5W-30 (BOGO) -- 4 bags Lay's chips (buy 2, get 2 free) -- Toastmaster toaster for $8 (regularly $18.50) -- used $5-off-$25 register receipt from Thursday Raw worth of basket = $82.69; actual expense = $36.07
  13. And another drops. He's mine. His twin brother should carry on similarly if elected, but he's not as good a campaigner, and the redrawn Congressional map takes away heavily conservative areas. Maybe the similarity in name will prove to be a plus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ U.S. Rep. Troy Nehls won't seek reelection, becoming sixth Texas Republican to announce exit from Congress U.S. Rep. Troy Nehls, R-Richmond, announced on Saturday that he won't seek reelection to his Houston-area district, becoming the sixth Republican in Texas' congressional delegation to announce his retirement this cycle. Shortly after Nehls revealed his decision, his twin brother, Trever Nehls, announced his bid for the House seat, vowing to "follow in Troy's footsteps and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with President Trump." Trever Nehls, a former Fort Bend County constable, previously ran to succeed his brother as sheriff of the county, losing a tight race in 2020 as Troy Nehls was elected to Congress. He was also narrowly defeated in his run for Fort Bend County judge in 2022. [...] https://www.texastribune.org/2025/11/29/troy-nehls-retiring-congress-texas-republican-delegation/
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