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Holy hashish, Batman! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22 Sri Lankan Monks Arrested in Record Cannabis Bust Sri Lankan authorities have arrested 22 Buddhist monks at Bandaranaike International Airportin Sri Lanka, after discovering a record 242 pounds of cannabis concealed in their luggage, officials said. A Sri Lanka Customs spokesperson stated the group had returned from a four-day trip to Bangkok on April 23, when officers uncovered the drugs, identified as a potent cannabis strain known as Kush, along with hashish, hidden inside false compartments in their luggage. "Each carried about five kilos of the narcotic concealed within false walls in their luggage," the customs spokesman said. [...] https://pjmedia.com/bryan-s-jung/2026/04/27/22-buddhist-monks-arrested-in-record-drug-bust-n4952269

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awoke hours earlier than alarm, even before Bro G. Walmarting time man. Had to brush needy miu twice before noon, double-brush we man needy miu man. Breakfast/lunch was brisket, baked beans, & diced carrots at Mama T-B.'s, ingest we man. Previous leftovers included a chicken tender & one-Many'rd of a hot dog, also ingest we man. Mama T-B. mostly in a calm mood, yelled at us only a little man. Visit was one hour + half-of-half an hour, visit we man. Most of a siesta was taken, mostly zzz we man. Din-din was 2 turkey sandwiches, ingest we man. At Many p.m., Lorenzo the plumber came over, long time no see we man he man man. He is the son of our late original plumber, still miss him man. Lorenzo replaced the angle valve, copper connector, & fill valve in main toilet, tank not filling man. We now can flush poo as well as fling it, man. He also fixed both outdoor spigots where hoses would NOT come off, propane torch use he man man. One hose was saved, unhosed we man. One hose was unsaved, stuck on old spigot and therefore hosed we man. Latter hose was hosed by a lawnmower or weed-whacker anyway, hosed hose man. It is now curbsided with rest of garbage, curbside we man. Total bill was $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- aiaiaiaiaiai man. It's almost actually worth it, no handyman could have unhosed the hosed hoses man. Rant, see man: Costco has changed the formulation of its 2% lactose-free milk, didn't ask us or anyone man. Calcium content has increased, for one negative thing man. Mini-B. almost couldn't drink it, "It tastes sour, yuck man," yuck man. We can taste a negative difference, too, yuck man. We have no idea how to complain to Costco, they wouldn't listen anyway man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No firm plans for Tuesday, no firmly plan we man man. Should get the T-B.-mobile annually inspected, about that time man. Should go to sale day at favorite large thrift store, si man. Still must dish the warsher, domestically delinquent we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

VDH somberly lays it all out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From One Assassination Attempt to the Next: Mainstreaming Violence Against a President Same Old, Same Old: Target Trump At the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Donald Trump was the target of yet a third assassination attempt—this time in full view of the Washington press corps. The event was presented as a spirited night with Trump. After 11 years of avoiding the predominantly left-wing media event, he decided to revisit the dinner. He anticipated that he would be the object of ridicule inside the hall—and that he might see possible violence outside it. Indeed, protesters ringed the hotel. In grimly prescient fashion, the usual sort of crowd that night was channeling John Wilkes Booth—sic semper tyrannis—with placards reading "Death to Tyrants." They again almost got their wish. All three of the would-be Trump shooters—along with Charlie Kirk's murderer—fit the predictable profile of arrested-development, deranged leftists. They apparently sought to reify the popular Democrat hatred of Trump and his supporters, thereby imagining themselves entering the pantheon of revolutionary heroes. [...] https://amgreatness.com/2026/04/27/from-one-assassination-attempt-to-the-next-mainstreaming-violence-against-a-president/

Best VJ advice ever: Listen to pushbrk.

^^ This.

After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler' WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump "literally Hitler". "This is a time for healing, reflection, and lowering the temperature. Specifically, five minutes' time," said Representative Hakeem Jeffries. "Ugh, this five minutes is killing me. Has it really only been thirty seconds? Time passes so slowly when you're not calling someone Hitler." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-failed-assassination-democrats-observe-customary-5-minute-pause-on-calling-trump-hitler

Comments on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Retired Green Beret Unpacks Troubling, Even DAMNING Points About Trump Assassination Attempt at WHCD [...] the questions are starting to come out. And while we're seeing plenty of posts from people drawing their own conclusions about what happened here, this post from retired Green Beret Eric Schwalm really got our attention. Take a look: [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/04/26/retired-green-beret-unpacks-very-troubling-points-about-another-attempted-assassination-n2427538

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Decent overnight zzz, zzz we man. Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 1 p.m.) was nuked mixed vegetables, air-fried chicken chunks + honey mustard + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Will dish the warsher on Monday, conclude we man. Returned Mini-B. to an exhausted ex-Mrs.-T-B.*, end of Two Guys week man. *who had participated in and finished a ManyK ([2+2+1]K) Sunday morning, amazed we man Brushed/loved on orange miu, cute feline grandson man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. replaced the batteries in orange miu's whirly floor-toy, good mothering ex-she man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must visit Mama T-B. on Monday, visit we man senior she man man. Plumber shows up for toilet repair/replacement Monday eve, $i man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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He requested it, chip off old block wee man man. Do not irk, displease, or trifle with the fearsome Bro G man, no man! Amount of shrinkology precised, si and see and mam ma'am!

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It is Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== HOW DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS MEASURE How do different professionals measure the volume of a ball? Mathematician: Measures the dimensions of the ball and calculates the volume. Engineer: Looks up the volume in the ball catalog. Physicist: Submerges the ball in a beaker of water and measures the displacement. Statistician: Compiles thousands of guesses about the volume without a single answer being correct. Lawyer: Explains to you why it is legally someone else's job to calculate the volume. Politician: Tells you every statistic about the ball, from every angle, his opinions on the ball, and his opponents' opinions, but still won't answer the question you actually asked. Banker: Prefers to invest in other people's guesses about the volume and charge a commission on the profits. Psychologist: Sits with the ball for an hour and tries to get it to talk about itself and its volume. Mechanic: Doesn't care about the volume, but asks when was the last time you replaced its timing belt. Economist: Explains that the volume depends on supply, demand, and global market conditions, and predicts that it will likely change in the future. Tech Guy: To measure ball volume, develops an app that crashes the first time you try to launch it. Doctor: Asks if the ball is experiencing any pain, orders some lab tests, and will get back to you with an answer in two weeks.

Trump Addresses Media After WHCD Shooting: "I Fought Like Hell To Stay" President Donald Trump addressed the media in the White House briefing room on Saturday following a shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. [full text follows] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/25/trump_addresses_media_after_whcd_shooting_i_fought_like_hell_to_stay.html

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: De-zzz'd ourself too early but needed to if we were to GS/ES, disciplined we man. Breakfast was a turkey sandwich, ingest we man. GS'd/ES'd, q.v. above man. After last stop, pre-ordered a carryout XL 'roni 'za, pre-order we man. Transported said 'za to the casa, Mini-B. still dozing at half-past 1 p.m. man. Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was half of said 'za, ingest wee man. Lunch/din-din for us was half of said 'za, ingest we man. A wonderful siesta was then taken by us, zzz we man. Awoke with Many (2+1) errands in mind, motivated we man. First, got our hairs cut, just before shop closed man. Second, retrieved Rx's from pharmacy, just before pharmacy closed man. Many'rd, visited orange miu, requested by vacationing ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. In all Many (2+1) locales, was inundated by love-bugs, mating everywhere man. Orange miu didn't recognize us at first, reintroduce ourself as Grandpa we man. Miu had no wet glop, ex-Mrs.-T-B. usually forgets this or is scared of ants man. Miu consumed wet glop, ingest miu man. Miu enjoyed brushing, fortunately able to locate miu-brush we man. Half of miu came out in miu-brush, impressive orange output man. Miu wanted to play, fortunately some fuzzy balls available man. Miu wanted to play with spinning floor toy, batteries dead because ignored by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. We apologized to miu and promised reconciliation, saddened we man. Upon our return to casa, Mini-B. requested din-din, we used to be able to ingest like that man. Din-din for Mini-B. was RTG, Retarded Tuna Glop ingest wee man man. Movie night was Many (2+1) YouTube episodes of Midwest Safety, watch cop show Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes an even Many (2x2x2 +2+2) bowls for the week, long time since that exalted tally man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must conquer the usual Many (2+1) LLs + dish the warsher on Sunday, domestic we man. Mama T-B. also influencing another visit, this one can wait please man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.