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Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Too short a night, truncated zzz man. Doc's preferred bedtime HSM rather effective, mirabile dictu man. Had to yell like never before at Mini-B. to move his carcass, man. Somehow, he made the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man. Did not leave the casa, beautiful day man. Lunch was junk food, ingest we man. Got call from a skool prinsipul midafternoon, uh-oh man. Mini-B. made a poor decision, penalties man. Lectured him, wee man knows better than this man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will hammer him even more when she gets hold of him, uh-oh man. Grounded rest of month, no gaming computer or amigo interaction man. Took away phone for one day, only option man. Mini-B. seems contrite, hope we man. Din-din was nuked fajita chicken + canned corn + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Jackass Many.Many, watch Two Guys* man. *favorite of many skits was the "enema long jump," absolutely hilarious man Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week, add last week's ingestion man. Mini-B. fell asleep on his bed, zzz wee man. We awoke him for back-patio basketball, we sucked way worse than he did man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Mini-B. uses phone to awaken in morning, up to us on Tuesday man. Must retrieve Rx for Uncle T-B. on Tuesday, service senior he man we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson: A Dumber and More Unlikeable Version of Commie Mamdani When her fellow travelers aren't smashing in Starbucks windows to stick it to the man, Mayor Katie Wilson is busy ridding the Emerald City of one of its most iconic Seattle brands. She's busy eating the rich and pontificating about forcing grocery stores to do her bidding. She's like Zohran Mamdani, New York City's mayor, but is less talented and much, much less likable. Seattle used to be a place where the arts were bigger than Antifa, food culture was bigger than fentanyl, and where hardworking citizens were prized above homeless addicts. With every utterance or move she makes, however, the humorless, public school teacher–like scold telegraphs her communist priorities for what once was a great American city. These priorities boil down to more homeless, more crime, and fewer jobs. [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2026/05/04/seattle-mayor-katie-wilson-dumber-version-of-commie-mamdani-n4952474

With a name like that, he was probably beat up almost every day in school.

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Thread is moved from the CR-1 Process forum to the "Passports, etc." subforum.

Current Cat T-B. (#3) actually jumped into her carrier to investigate it when she was new. But she learned. She now screams nonstop when we do the short drive to the vet. She's long overdue to a trip to the beauty salon for a 4-wheel manicure.

Mayor Mamdani Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People's Money NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run out of other people's money. Having already spent $112 billion of other people's money, Mamdani asked for $5 billion more, but was told that the money was, in fact, all gone. "This is a terrible crisis," cried Mamdani at an emergency press conference. "I have no more of other people's money left to spend. The problem isn't that other people don't still have money. It's that they haven't given it to me. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-zohran-declares-crisis-of-having-run-out-of-other-peoples-money

'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late to ask who this "Gerry Mander" person was. As the justices heard arguments and debated the constitutionality of the Louisiana redistricting map, sources from within the Supreme Court chamber revealed that Jackson was overheard asking for clarity on the identity of the individual everyone kept mentioning in their discussion. "I feel like I could offer more if I knew who they're talking about," Jackson was heard saying. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-too-late-to-ask-who-gerry-mander-is-kbj-whispers-to-clarence-thomas

Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged. Though long held to be a historical fact, a plurality of Democratic voters went on record in a research study to confirm that they now suspect that President Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, and that the entire incident was simply an elaborate hoax. "That whole situation was suspicious," lifelong Democrat Dean Stinson posted on social media. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-shows-majority-of-democrats-believe-lincoln-assassination-staged

In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that they have to stop being racist. In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled today that discriminating based on a person's skin color is, in fact, illegal. The verdict comes as a heavy blow to the Democratic Party, which has vowed to keep fighting for the right to be openly racist. The majority opinion, authored in unusually plain English, opens with the line, "Seriously, you guys can't keep doing that," [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/in-blow-to-democrats-scotus-rules-they-have-to-stop-being-racist

Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch's visit to the United States. President Trump presented King Charles with the soft-bristled Oral-B toothbrush in a ceremony in the White House today as part of the customary exchanging of gifts with visiting dignitaries. For his part, Charles seemed delighted and fascinated with the gift and asked Trump to give him a demonstration of its use. "Like this," Trump said as he showed the King how to put toothpaste on the brush and then scrub his teeth. "Make sure to [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presents-king-charles-with-toothbrush

Wipe off the chocolate now, LS ma'am! Bad negligent non-de-chocolating LS ma'am! With each of mine (single ones over the years), I've had to serve food or treats, then grab them from behind (firmly grasping all paws) and throw them into the pre-positioned carrier. Cat T-B. #1 (14 years gone as of May 9 ) was expert at perceiving this intended tactic. With her, and with #2 and current #3, I subsequently put out the carrier several days ahead of actual need, to dull their suspicions.

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Took doc-recommended bedtime HSM, man. Completely lousy zzz, man. Spectacular outdoors, Texas weather Many man. However, we stayed indoors almost all day, ensconced we man man. Breakfast was the remaining Sam's chicken salad, ingest we man. A siesta was partially restorative, semi-zzz we man. Lunch/din-din was TG, ingest we man. Our LL was conquered and the warsher dished/de-dished, victoriously domestic we man. Could have used another siesta, but no time, si but no zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. visited Mama T-B. and unhosed her phone, man. Retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa at appointed hour, begin Two Guys Week man. Mini-B. appreciates all the new shirts in his closet, sartorial wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We get mauled by fizzicle therapist early Monday, praise all that's holy man. No other major plans, depends on what Mama T-B. might call for man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Watch: Wild Video Captures Plane Striking Bakery Truck During Newark Landing A bakery truck driver had a very scary situation that he didn't anticipate on Sunday. The driver, Warren Boardley, had traveled from Baltimore to New Jersey, heading to his destination just off the New Jersey Turnpike near Newark Liberty International Airport. That's when this happened. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/03/watch-wild-video-shows-bakery-truck-getting-hit-by-plane-coming-in-for-landing-in-newark-n2201965

Speaking of which, here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke for Sunday: =========================================== THE DEAD SEAGULL A father was at the beach with his children when the 5-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the father replied. The boy thought a moment, and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"