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After Failed Assassination, Democrats Observe Customary 5-Minute Pause On Calling Trump 'Hitler' WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a the wake of yet another failed assassination attempt against President Trump, leading Democrats across the nation announced they would observe the long-standing tradition of a five-minute pause in calling Trump "literally Hitler". "This is a time for healing, reflection, and lowering the temperature. Specifically, five minutes' time," said Representative Hakeem Jeffries. "Ugh, this five minutes is killing me. Has it really only been thirty seconds? Time passes so slowly when you're not calling someone Hitler." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-failed-assassination-democrats-observe-customary-5-minute-pause-on-calling-trump-hitler

Comments on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Retired Green Beret Unpacks Troubling, Even DAMNING Points About Trump Assassination Attempt at WHCD [...] the questions are starting to come out. And while we're seeing plenty of posts from people drawing their own conclusions about what happened here, this post from retired Green Beret Eric Schwalm really got our attention. Take a look: [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/04/26/retired-green-beret-unpacks-very-troubling-points-about-another-attempted-assassination-n2427538

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Decent overnight zzz, zzz we man. Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 1 p.m.) was nuked mixed vegetables, air-fried chicken chunks + honey mustard + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Will dish the warsher on Monday, conclude we man. Returned Mini-B. to an exhausted ex-Mrs.-T-B.*, end of Two Guys week man. *who had participated in and finished a ManyK ([2+2+1]K) Sunday morning, amazed we man Brushed/loved on orange miu, cute feline grandson man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. replaced the batteries in orange miu's whirly floor-toy, good mothering ex-she man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must visit Mama T-B. on Monday, visit we man senior she man man. Plumber shows up for toilet repair/replacement Monday eve, $i man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

It's not necroposting at all. Thank you for a literate, well-reasoned post that enables high-level discussion.

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He requested it, chip off old block wee man man. Do not irk, displease, or trifle with the fearsome Bro G man, no man! Amount of shrinkology precised, si and see and mam ma'am!

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It is Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== HOW DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS MEASURE How do different professionals measure the volume of a ball? Mathematician: Measures the dimensions of the ball and calculates the volume. Engineer: Looks up the volume in the ball catalog. Physicist: Submerges the ball in a beaker of water and measures the displacement. Statistician: Compiles thousands of guesses about the volume without a single answer being correct. Lawyer: Explains to you why it is legally someone else's job to calculate the volume. Politician: Tells you every statistic about the ball, from every angle, his opinions on the ball, and his opponents' opinions, but still won't answer the question you actually asked. Banker: Prefers to invest in other people's guesses about the volume and charge a commission on the profits. Psychologist: Sits with the ball for an hour and tries to get it to talk about itself and its volume. Mechanic: Doesn't care about the volume, but asks when was the last time you replaced its timing belt. Economist: Explains that the volume depends on supply, demand, and global market conditions, and predicts that it will likely change in the future. Tech Guy: To measure ball volume, develops an app that crashes the first time you try to launch it. Doctor: Asks if the ball is experiencing any pain, orders some lab tests, and will get back to you with an answer in two weeks.

Trump Addresses Media After WHCD Shooting: "I Fought Like Hell To Stay" President Donald Trump addressed the media in the White House briefing room on Saturday following a shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. [full text follows] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/25/trump_addresses_media_after_whcd_shooting_i_fought_like_hell_to_stay.html

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: De-zzz'd ourself too early but needed to if we were to GS/ES, disciplined we man. Breakfast was a turkey sandwich, ingest we man. GS'd/ES'd, q.v. above man. After last stop, pre-ordered a carryout XL 'roni 'za, pre-order we man. Transported said 'za to the casa, Mini-B. still dozing at half-past 1 p.m. man. Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was half of said 'za, ingest wee man. Lunch/din-din for us was half of said 'za, ingest we man. A wonderful siesta was then taken by us, zzz we man. Awoke with Many (2+1) errands in mind, motivated we man. First, got our hairs cut, just before shop closed man. Second, retrieved Rx's from pharmacy, just before pharmacy closed man. Many'rd, visited orange miu, requested by vacationing ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. In all Many (2+1) locales, was inundated by love-bugs, mating everywhere man. Orange miu didn't recognize us at first, reintroduce ourself as Grandpa we man. Miu had no wet glop, ex-Mrs.-T-B. usually forgets this or is scared of ants man. Miu consumed wet glop, ingest miu man. Miu enjoyed brushing, fortunately able to locate miu-brush we man. Half of miu came out in miu-brush, impressive orange output man. Miu wanted to play, fortunately some fuzzy balls available man. Miu wanted to play with spinning floor toy, batteries dead because ignored by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. We apologized to miu and promised reconciliation, saddened we man. Upon our return to casa, Mini-B. requested din-din, we used to be able to ingest like that man. Din-din for Mini-B. was RTG, Retarded Tuna Glop ingest wee man man. Movie night was Many (2+1) YouTube episodes of Midwest Safety, watch cop show Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes an even Many (2x2x2 +2+2) bowls for the week, long time since that exalted tally man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must conquer the usual Many (2+1) LLs + dish the warsher on Sunday, domestic we man. Mama T-B. also influencing another visit, this one can wait please man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We indeed attended all Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+2+1) GSs, dependable we man. The individual GSs were wastes, rather typical man. The larger church GS yielded nothing, first time in recorded history man. Many (2+1) of the Many (2+2) ESs yielded nothing, bummer man. The other church GS and the Many'th (2+2th) ES yielded the take, see man: -- pill-caddy for Mama T-B.'s possible use = half a buck, OK man -- NIP canister quick oatmeal, NIP microwave rotini = $1, steal man Total = $1 + half a buck

These livestock have the same right to be pleasured by Afghans as do any critters!

The above might set a record for Pooky's longest post. Unsure why the Falklands would be all that valuable anyway. I remember PM Thatcher calling the Argentinians "the Argentyne" during that time.

Saw the reports on NBC. Pretty good reporting and impromptu news conferences. Some reporter had heard a rumor that the guy had constructed the gun on the hotel premises. This is feasible if he was a guest at the hotel, which he apparently was because his room there was being searched. Obviously, much more information is to come.

This. Yes.