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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Breakfasted*/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. *chicken melts, readily agree to and ingest wee man man Miu was active and demanding all day, active demanding miu man man. Midway through ES-ing, we lunched at Popeyes**, ingest we man. **WUOC, F$WM Mama T-B. kept calling, insisting on visit, voicemail we man. Immediately after last ES, we went, exhausted we man. Mama T-B. too exhausted to go aysheep at us over much, boon man. We achieved everything on her list, quite extensive man. She pulled her guilt-tripping on us at the very end, disconsolate senior she man man. We said that we weren't going to discuss it, and we left, must draw line we man man. Mini-B. arrived at casa just after we did, timing man. Mini-B. agreed that we could siesta, blessing man. We siesta'd for well over an hour, zzz like a log we man. Mini-B. himself zzz'd while draped perpendicularly on his bed, exhausted wee man. We awakened him for din-din, quite late therefor man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, traditional Friday fare ingest Two Guys man. We offered Mini-B. a movie night, greatly desired by us man. He declined, too-tired wee man man. He even showered hours early and went to bed way early especially for a Friday, exhausted wee man man. So much for a weekly popcorn record, sigh man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Weather supposed to suck Saturday, cold and windy man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs for Saturday, other direction from Friday's man. All are proximal to us and to each other, boon man. We must wait for one address until Saturday morn, we man. No other firm plans for Saturday, no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

(LPoP and unread, but we shall read your mind and answer anyway, si Y ma'am) But it's not included in nukable breakfast foods, no and sigh Y ma'am. Seemingly what we don't serve, perceive and sigh we man man. Whatever ex-Mrs.-T-B. "cooks," si and sigh and we man. E.g., he likes her French toast, si and sigh man. (Although LPoP and unread, we perceive a P-Math error, see and si and Y ma'am!) We are the only one upon whom she can rely, see Y m'am. She largely behaved during Thursday's visit, si and amazing man. However, as we were finally leaving, she burst into bitter tears over "why are you leaving me, huh man," sigh man. It seems to be like selective emotional dysregulation, pull-stringing senior she man man. But we do think that she is scared, si man.

It needs nuking for 1 minute + half a minute, why should we bother air-frying it mam ma'am ma'am? Don't know if that's an option until we scrutinize the package, no mam ma'am. Mini-B. seems to expect it, si and sigh mam ma'am. Fortunately, he will eat bananas, weird obsession with potassium therein man. You have an honest face and we trust you, si mam ma'am. Or its illegitimate male child, son of a bleach mam ma'am.

Friday ES report, see man: We attended all Many (2+2) ESs, reliable we man. The first, second, and Many'rd (i.e., the first Many [2+1]) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- full can Barbasol, ~full bottle Selsun Blue, Many (2+2) bars Dial soap = $Many ($2+2), deal man -- 2 NWT Lenox bath towels = $Many ($2x2x2), highway robbery man -- NWT JCPenney bath towel = $Many ($2+2), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2)

Bad teetotaling make-excusing Bro G man! Bad, BAD teetotaling TEETOTALING make-excusing MAKE-EXCUSING Bro G man! Insulting entire European country and all its residents, oj tak! Reported!!! Of course, duh and Bro G man. Mini-B. has sort of gotten away from these in the last couple of years, sigh man. We had to give out our leftover supply on Hallowe'en, dispense we man. (No expiration dates on the silver tupacs, man.) The kids were delighted, large and different man. And no reports of poisonings, so obviously they were still good, si man.

Ah, but how masterfully we fling it will ne'er be fully appreciated by inferior primates...

Sad. Psycho -- textbook.

Congratulations!

This Could Be Huge: Trump Appoints New Federal Fraud Czar If you've been following along, you've seen a lot of reporting of rampant fraud in our country, ranging from welfare fraud to Medicare fraud to... well, you name it. We've seen some shocking numbers, and we've seen some pretty unrepentant Democrats willing to just let it all go away. Minnesota seems to be ground zero for possibly billions in fraud, and a lot of that money has gone overseas, to Somalia and other places. [...] President Trump has decided to do something about it. On Wednesday, he took to his Truth Social platform to announce a new appointment and a new division at the Department of Justice. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/28/this-could-be-huge-trump-appoints-new-federal-fraud-czar-n2198621

Nurse Who Called for Paralyzing and Poisoning ICE Agents Sent Packing As our own Just Mindy recently reported, Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo revoked the license of a nurse who had taken to social media to spread her wish that White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt would suffer lifelong injuries in childbirth. What's up with all of the nurses lately posting threats? As we reported, another health care worker had posted a video encouraging people to inject ICE agents with succinylcholine, which would induce paralysis, and then spray poison on them. She also floated the idea of dating ICE agents to drug their food. Her employer, VCU Health, has let her go. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/01/28/nurse-who-called-for-paralyzing-and-poisoning-age-agents-sent-packing-n2424442

Anti-Ice Activists Surround Restaurant After Mistaking TSA Officers for Federal Agents The pro-illegal alien crowd is going to get someone hurt with their Signal network of license plate readers and rapid responders. As we reported a few days ago, pro-illegal rioters spray-painted the windows they didn't manage to break at a hotel in the Twin Cities because they thought ICE agents were sleeping inside. A lone Border Patrol agent with a rifle stood in the doorway and asked, "Where is the local PD?" We reported a couple of weeks ago that a mob accosted five Twin Cities software developers who were leaving a restaurant because they'd been mistaken for off-duty ICE agents. We're certain there are a lot more similar cases of "mostly peaceful" mobs descending on hotels and restaurants. Matthew Seedorff of FOX 11 in Los Angeles tried to speak to the organizer of a mob that surrounded a restaurant in Lynwood, but she wouldn't talk to Fox News. We're not sure what she'd say, anyway, because the federal agents inside the restaurant were TSA officers. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/01/29/anti-ice-activists-surround-restaurant-after-mistaking-airport-workers-with-federal-agents-n2424474

Notice how, after that earlier video of Pretti came out, the media have fallen silent on the issue?

Joe Rogan: The Idea That This Is An Organic Protest In Minneapolis Is Provable Nonsense [...] JOE ROGAN, HOST: I'm glad you're a gun guy, because I wanted to bring up this whole thing with this guy, Pretti. And I haven't talked about it. We haven't done a podcast since that guy got killed. But that whole thing, there's a lot of people that don't understand what's going on, and why riots only in Minneapolis, and why riots in the place where there's an ungodly amount of fraud that has been discovered. ANDREW WILSON, THE CRUCIBLE: Coincidentally, right around the same time. ROGAN: Exactly. Like, instantaneously afterwards, the narrative completely changes. Everybody forgets about the fraud. Now, all anybody cares about is ICE, and fascists, and Nazis. And you know what a color revolution is? WILSON: Of course. ROGAN: And for people that don't, it's a coordinated effort to cause chaos. And this is a very coordinated thing. The idea that this is an organic protest, that these riots are organic, is nonsense. It's [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/01/28/joe_rogan_the_idea_that_this_is_an_organic_protest_in_minneapolis_is_provable_nonsense.html

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Mini-B. said (after many months) that he doesn't like the nuked Aldi French toast, man. This leaves only cereal, chicken melts, frozen pancakes, & frozen waffles for choices, limited we man. The hot stuff with cheese in it upsets his stomach in the morning, more options quashed man. Mini-B. is talking about breakfasting at skool instead, not a good sign man. We are desperate for more options, desperate we man. Mama T-B. then called and aysheeped us mercilessly about our planned March trip, deflect we man. Re-embedded ourself for Siesta #1, successful zzz we man and Take That Bro G man. Arose to take Uncle T-B. for bloodwork, chauffeur we man senior he man man. Uncle T-B. is always confused why this isn't a doctor visit, explain exhaustively we man. Somewhere along the way, he lost one of his mass-market hearing aids, man. We Amazon'd him a new set for same-day delivery, already in his hands or ears now man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Siesta #2 was then successfully undertaken, zzz we man. Erranded and called Mini-B. when on way out, call we man wee man man. Mini-B. asked if we could get takeout for din-din, opportunistic wee man man. We could detour for 'za and suggested this, thrilled wee man man. Din-din was one XL 'roni 'za + r'br, ingest Two Guys man. No movie night, hoamwurk discovered that's due tonight man. Mini-B. didn't understand what the verb "xerox" meant, what's wrong with the younger generation today man. He didn't understand the noun form either, what's wrong with the younger generation today man. Mama T-B. called to aysheep at us about our March trip, hang up we man on senior she man man. We will not discuss this topic any longer, no man. We will begin visits by performing only essential tasks, si man. If Mama T-B. refrains from aysheeping about our trip, we will perform optional tasks, si man. If she pushes the matter, she gets Many (2+1) strikes and we walk out or hang up on calls, si man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) nicely proximal ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. Probable visit to Mama T-B., truncation up to senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Looks like your advice was boring enough that it put us to zzz, gracias Bro G man.