Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.
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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:
Neither of Two Guys wanted to wake up, zzz Two Guys man.
Mini-B. dragged his carcass through morning prep, drag carcass wee man man.
We kept nagging him to shake it, foreseeing the inevitable wee man.
Mini-B. missed the skoolbus, we KNEW it man.
We were displeased, express self we man to wee man man.
We T-B.-mobiled him to skool through gridlock and skoolzones, seething we man.
We very desperately wanted to zzz, need-zzz-ing we man.
However, Mama T-B. wanted us to visit "before dark," meaning before noon man.
She told us to consume breakfast first, ingest 2 margarin'd bagels we man.
We erranded for Mama T-B. and made it by half an hour before noon, avoid THAT yelling-match we man.
Mama T-B.'s feederette came just then, feed Mama T-B. she man man.
Feederette offered to get us a lunch plate, no charge man.
We consumed tuna casserole (?) and a zucchini medley, ingest we man.
Mama T-B. then kept us for another almost-2 hours, man.
We still very desperately wanted to zzz, need-zzz-ing we man.
We siesta'd for one hour + half an hour, zzz we man.
Today was non-Two Guys eve, no Two Guys man.
We retrieved Mini-B. after his din-din, retrieve we man.
Beforehand, we consumed TG for din-din, ingest we man.
Miu sat in our lap twice today, affectionate miu man.
We hoped for a movie night, "no hoamwurk" claimed Mini-B. man.
However, Mini-B. remembered an Inglish paper due Thursday, man.
He is still writing it, going to be up all night again wee man man.
In lieu of popcorn, we somehow consumed an entire Many-ounce ([2x2x2]-oz.) -- si man, an entire Many-ounce ([2x2x2]-oz.) -- bag of Lay's cheaps, ingest we man.
Who knows what time Mini-B. will embed himself, man.
Thursday may be a repeat of today, man.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.
Thursday means itinerarying GSs/ESs, itinerary we man.
And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.