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Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick
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Current Cat T-B. (#3) actually jumped into her carrier to investigate it when she was new. But she learned. She now screams nonstop when we do the short drive to the vet. She's long overdue to a trip to the beauty salon for a 4-wheel manicure.
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Mayor Mamdani Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People's Money NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run out of other people's money. Having already spent $112 billion of other people's money, Mamdani asked for $5 billion more, but was told that the money was, in fact, all gone. "This is a terrible crisis," cried Mamdani at an emergency press conference. "I have no more of other people's money left to spend. The problem isn't that other people don't still have money. It's that they haven't given it to me. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-zohran-declares-crisis-of-having-run-out-of-other-peoples-money -
'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana's proposed redrawing of its congressional map, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson reportedly asked fellow Justice Clarence Thomas if it was too late to ask who this "Gerry Mander" person was. As the justices heard arguments and debated the constitutionality of the Louisiana redistricting map, sources from within the Supreme Court chamber revealed that Jackson was overheard asking for clarity on the identity of the individual everyone kept mentioning in their discussion. "I feel like I could offer more if I knew who they're talking about," Jackson was heard saying. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-too-late-to-ask-who-gerry-mander-is-kbj-whispers-to-clarence-thomas
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Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged. Though long held to be a historical fact, a plurality of Democratic voters went on record in a research study to confirm that they now suspect that President Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, and that the entire incident was simply an elaborate hoax. "That whole situation was suspicious," lifelong Democrat Dean Stinson posted on social media. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-shows-majority-of-democrats-believe-lincoln-assassination-staged
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How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that they have to stop being racist. In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled today that discriminating based on a person's skin color is, in fact, illegal. The verdict comes as a heavy blow to the Democratic Party, which has vowed to keep fighting for the right to be openly racist. The majority opinion, authored in unusually plain English, opens with the line, "Seriously, you guys can't keep doing that," [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/in-blow-to-democrats-scotus-rules-they-have-to-stop-being-racist -
Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch's visit to the United States. President Trump presented King Charles with the soft-bristled Oral-B toothbrush in a ceremony in the White House today as part of the customary exchanging of gifts with visiting dignitaries. For his part, Charles seemed delighted and fascinated with the gift and asked Trump to give him a demonstration of its use. "Like this," Trump said as he showed the King how to put toothpaste on the brush and then scrub his teeth. "Make sure to [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presents-king-charles-with-toothbrush
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Wipe off the chocolate now, LS ma'am! Bad negligent non-de-chocolating LS ma'am! With each of mine (single ones over the years), I've had to serve food or treats, then grab them from behind (firmly grasping all paws) and throw them into the pre-positioned carrier. Cat T-B. #1 (14 years gone as of May 9 ) was expert at perceiving this intended tactic. With her, and with #2 and current #3, I subsequently put out the carrier several days ahead of actual need, to dull their suspicions.
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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Took doc-recommended bedtime HSM, man. Completely lousy zzz, man. Spectacular outdoors, Texas weather Many man. However, we stayed indoors almost all day, ensconced we man man. Breakfast was the remaining Sam's chicken salad, ingest we man. A siesta was partially restorative, semi-zzz we man. Lunch/din-din was TG, ingest we man. Our LL was conquered and the warsher dished/de-dished, victoriously domestic we man. Could have used another siesta, but no time, si but no zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. visited Mama T-B. and unhosed her phone, man. Retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa at appointed hour, begin Two Guys Week man. Mini-B. appreciates all the new shirts in his closet, sartorial wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We get mauled by fizzicle therapist early Monday, praise all that's holy man. No other major plans, depends on what Mama T-B. might call for man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.
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Watch: Wild Video Captures Plane Striking Bakery Truck During Newark Landing A bakery truck driver had a very scary situation that he didn't anticipate on Sunday. The driver, Warren Boardley, had traveled from Baltimore to New Jersey, heading to his destination just off the New Jersey Turnpike near Newark Liberty International Airport. That's when this happened. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/05/03/watch-wild-video-shows-bakery-truck-getting-hit-by-plane-coming-in-for-landing-in-newark-n2201965
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VAWA, Part 27
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Speaking of which, here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke for Sunday: =========================================== THE DEAD SEAGULL A father was at the beach with his children when the 5-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the father replied. The boy thought a moment, and then said, "Did God throw him back down?" -
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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani in 'Critical Condition' "We do ask that you join us in prayer for America's Mayor Rudy Giuliani." That's what Giuliani's spokesperson Ted Goodman posted on social media on Sunday evening. The former New York City mayor is apparently in a Florida hospital where he is in "critical but stable condition." "Mayor Giuliani is a fighter who has faced every challenge in his life with unwavering strength, and he's fighting with that same level of strength as we speak," Goodman added, though he didn't touch on the details of exactly why Giuliani is in the hospital in the first place. [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/05/03/breaking-rudy-giuliani-in-critical-condition-n4952466
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Charges after filing N-400
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Click the link. In the left sidebar, click the starting letter of the country's name. Expand the answer categories in the main section accordingly. To choose a second country, click the Filter Countries line in the left sidebar.
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Save your bucks.
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Using Palau digital resident card - field reports
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I-751 April 2026 Filers
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Congratulations!