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"Judge Boasberg has ruled President Trump must return the US pilot and send 10 more pallets of cash to Iran." Endorsed by his close pal Chief Justice Roberts.

Woo-hoo!

Aaron, welcome to the forum! Your thread is moved from the NVC forum to the Africa/Sub-Saharan regional forum, in hopes of targeted responses. The thread title is edited to specify South Africa. You might also e-mail the consulate directly to ask how and when to schedule.

Sparks, you're under some stress that we can all appreciate, but rudeness is a sure way to isolate yourself when you need future help. Follow the valid, helpful advice from pushbrk and Edward. This thread is now closed to further comment. Avoid carrying any drama elsewhere.

Old thread is now closed to further comment; most recent poster has inquired elsewhere here.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Awoke afebrile but still sensitive to cold, brrr man. Breakfast was the last of the frozen fried eggs, ingest we man. Master-bath toilet completely hosed, we man. Must replace, no option we man. CPA sent taxes, quick work by she man man. We owe $Many, quite close to even and not triggering estimated half-of-halferly payments, relief man. Visited Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man. Read her the CT results, mistake but unavoidable man. Mama T-B. even more aysheep, unavoidable man. Caddied her pills for the week, caddy we* man. *were this the East Coast, we might've Caddied We Back To Old Virginny man. Returned to casa far later than expected, man. Din-din was 2 half-sandwiches & a partial pickle donated by Mama T-B., ingest we man. Tried for siesta, abject failure man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. delivered Mini-B., start of Two Guys Week man. Movie night was Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This is a good start toward weekly quota, conclude we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must prep for doc caucus Monday, prep we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

We too hate people, animals, and things, si Bro G man.

On the heels of our Wednesday offering comes our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke for Sunday: =========================================== THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY A whale swims all day, chiefly eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and lives only 15 years, whereas a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He'd have put them on my knees. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after." If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

CONFIRMED!!! F-15 Weapons Systems Officer Rescued After Massive Firefight; UPDATED WITH DETAILS First things first, neither the Air Force nor CENTCOM has made an official announcement, but there are now multiple fairly credible reports that the Weapons System Officer from the F-15 shot down in Iran has been recovered. His condition is unknown, although several reports say he is "safe," implying that he is alive and not mortally wounded. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/04/04/multiple-reports-that-f-15-weapons-systems-officer-rescued-after-massive-firefight-still-unconfirmed-n3813575

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: Fever broke further overnight, under Many00 F. man. Groceried at Aldi & HEB, grocery we man. Both were madhouses, hate them on Saturdays man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Manycans (toucans + toucans) of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. A 2-hour siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Afterward, fever totally gone, recovered we man. Watched The Many (2x2x2 +2) Commandments, watch we man. Consumed 2 bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest we man. These cannot count toward Two Guys Week total, Mini-B. not here to participate man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No Sunday plans except visit to Mama T-B., needy senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man. Happy Easter to all, wish we man.

Woo-hoo!

Thrilling (?) non-ES Friday report, see man: It was not a very Good Friday, no man. Zzz'd awfully, in fact almost not at all, splitting headache we man. Took total of Many (2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +2) -- aysheep calls from Mama T-B. re almost certainly getting kicked off of hospice status, aysheeo senior she man man. We unsuccessfully argued that nothing is final yet, no man. Every time we let a call go to voicemail, she would call again while we were retrieving it, man. We are ordered to visit in person on Saturday, but see below man. We somehow attended the first ES, see above man. We then went to outlying hospital to get our scan result, curious we man. It sucked green donkey livers, everything and more really hosed man. We abandoned the #2 ES and all errands, return to crib & ChatGPT man. Latter suggested ASAP doc caucus, soonest time Monday and got one we man. Of course, hospitals & offices all closed for the holiday, man. Rain predicted all weekend, gully-warshers man. We decided to mow full lawn, high time man. We distractedly didn't eat anything first, see just below man. Finished mow-lawning without stopping, straight through we man. Job consumed Many (2+1) sweatbands, 2 job one recovery man. Sat under ceiling fan to recover, unsure of this wisdom today man. Took shower & didn't feel much better, curious man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past Many [2+2+1] p.m.) was cold cereal, probably bad choice man. Soon began shivering & chatter-teething, uncontrollable man. Couldn't take good BP or get a decent heart rate, shaking badly tachy individual we man. Temperature was Many00 + 2 + .2 F., uh-oh man. ChatGPT told us to forget doing errands, drat it man. After much palaver, we agreed to take mega-Tylenol & bundle up warmly, OK with us man. Felt Tylenol kick in, no sleep but much sweat man. Fever dropped 1 degree, no longer shivering or tachy but maybe not far from it man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Going to try to eat something, Tylenol ourself again, and turn in, can't get sick like this we man. Must somehow do all erranding on Saturday, but can't overdo we man man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Friday, report we man.

Super!

Friday ES report, see man: We attended just one, see Thrilling (?) non-ES Friday report man. This ES yielded the take, see man: -- college-ruled spiral notebook = half a buck, deal man Total = $half a buck

Don't bunt when you can take a full swing, baseball man.