Thrilling Wednesday windshield report, see man:
T-B.-mobiled Many (2x2x2x2 +2) miles to windshield caucus, no reason for this man.
Arrived right on time, punctual we man.
Only customer there, o solo we-o man.
Very affable tech dude waiting, prepared he man.
Finished job in half an hour (!), proficient he man.
By request, off-cleaned stubborn inside dirt from rear windshield, Clean for Gene we & he man.
New windshield is DuPont laminated safety glass, satisfied we man.
We feared having to replace our toll-road e-tag, told it was mandatory man.
However, tech put our old one back on, replace he man.
We queried him about this, ask we man he man man.
He used (outside) heat to remove old one, preserve its internal cheap man.
Said it should be as good as before and he's never had one come back in Many (2x2x2 +1) years, no man.
We T-B.-mobiled away very well-pleased, pleased we man.
The bill (paid by insurance, F$WM) shows these charges, see man:
-- Tariff relief = $Many.ManyMany, outrageous man
-- Tariff China 2 = $Many.0Many, outrageous man
-- Tariff row = $2.1Many, outrageous man
Total tariffs = almost $Many (~$2x2x2x2 +2+2+1), outrageous man
But all paid by insurance, so who cares F$WM man.
We Costco Business Centered after that, Many (2+1) items* requested by Mini-B. man.
*chocolate-covered almonds, grape tomatoes, potato salad, prospectively ingest wee man man
Returned to casa and brushed demanding miu, brush miu we man.
Breakfast was 2 buttered bagels, ingest we man.
Now we shall siesta, zzz we man.