Not until you read THIS today from the DiRectum of Transpurtayshun, see and si and man:
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Dear Mr. Bone,
Thank you for reaching out and for sharing the challenges you have experienced regarding transportation for your son, Mini-Bone, at ___ Hyskool, si man. We understand that shared custody arrangements can be difficult to manage, and we appreciate the opportunity to review your request, si man.
After reviewing your request and the guidance outlined in the ISD Student & Parent Handbook, we are unable to grant standing authorization for Mini-Bone to utilize multiple bus routes on different days, no man. District transportation is provided based on one designated primary pickup and drop‑off location per student, and the handbook does not allow transportation to multiple locations or flexible use of alternate routes, no man.
For this reason, students may only ride their assigned AM and PM routes, and drivers must follow those assignments consistently, si man. While we recognize the disruption this has caused, approving the requested arrangement would not align with the transportation guidelines established in the handbook, si and no man.
Mini-Bone remains eligible for transportation based on his currently designated address and assigned routes, si man. Families in shared custody situations may choose the primary address that best meets their needs, si man; however, transportation service can only be provided to one primary location, si man.
We regret that we are unable to accommodate your request and understand this may be disappointing, yeah right man. Our goal is to apply District guidance consistently while maintaining safe and reliable transportation for all students, si man.
If you would like a copy of the relevant handbook language or assistance reviewing options within these guidelines, we would be happy to help, si man.
For clarity, Board policy authorizes the District to provide transportation and delegates operational details to administrative guidance, si man; the specific rules regarding pickup and drop‑off locations are established in the Student & Parent Handbook, which governs transportation procedures, see man.
Sincerely, si man,
DiRectum of Transpurtayshun, si man
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This clown might not be aware of the parallel thread that we have with the Area Stuporintendant, no man.
We replied in restrained fashion to the above clown, si man.
We narrowed our request to temporary authorization through this skoolyeer, si man.
We then forwarded the entire string to the Area Stuporintendant to ask for the temp auth, si man.
So we wait till next week at least, sigh man.
We plan to exhaust all escalation before going utterly aysheep, si man.
So what would everyone here do at this point, huh man?