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Interesting and gracias, Y ma'am. Of note, in Spanish, everything having to do with snakes is feminine, si man. Well, no, and we are loath to tell Mama T-B., who wanted this before she passes, she'll learn soon enough man. We think that ex-Mrs.-T-B. is still a bit loca anyway, conclude we man. She was deeply crushed by the rejection from the Rojo, conclude we man and admit she man. She also has zero sense with money, would drive us aysheep man. And she is not a rubia, oh well man. There is nothing "minor" or "little" about surgery if you're the patient, no Y ma'am. Is the shoe on the other foot, and do you still have one leg left to stand on, huh Y ma'am? Do not annoy, irritate, irk, or enrage the fearsome Y ma'am, no man! We too hope that Mini-B. gets that picture, Little Lord Fauntleroy wee man man. Edited to add: LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man man.

Holding the Media Responsible for the SPLC Scandal [...] The mainstream liberal media exists within a bubble, beyond which is a reality that it cannot comprehend. That Southern Poverty Law Center apparently engaged in criminal activity is something that does not compute with most journalists and editors. In fact, it's downright impossible for them to conceive of the notion. It comes down to emotions and vague intentions. SPLC didn't really mean to break the law, those of the leftist media will try to persuade us with. "They were only doing good," we will be told. It's very simple with such minds: SPLC was an absolute good and thus anything they stood against was an absolute evil. And even now, they will refuse to admit that an organization they had considered so righteous has actually been exceedingly nefarious in funding those very racists they have portrayed themselves as opposing. But now the jig is up. And the media who were darlings with the Southern Poverty Law Center have been caught like a chicken in a tractor's innards [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2026/05/holding_the_media_responsible_for_the_splc_scandal.html

But he is -- he is!

Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic. The blimp could be seen hovering around Southern California, looking withered and thin after losing an impressive 50,000 cubic feet of air in just under six months. Friends close to the Goodyear Blimp say their comrade began taking Ozempic to lose a few pounds, but now looks like a [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/goodyear-blimp-barely-recognizable-after-going-on-ozempic

Again exhibiting her Occasional-Cortex. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AOC triples down, claims American Revolution was against 'the billionaires of their time' Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., tripled down on her critique of billionaires Friday, claiming that the American Revolution was fought against the "billionaires of their time." "I want to talk about how this is in the heritage of our country, because America was founded… you look at Thomas Jefferson writing to Madison in revolt of British aristocracy," Ocasio-Cortez said at the University of Chicago Institute of Politics. "The American Revolution was against the billionaires of their time. And we are declaring independence from such an extreme marriage of wealth and power and the state that the voices of everyday people did not exist." [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/aoc-triples-down-claims-american-220040942.html

Thoughts on this? I see nothing wrong with it. The son's fund could have decreased in value or even become worthless, just as easily. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dad Paid Daughter's Tuition But Son Skipped College So He Invested The Money And Gave Him $130K To Buy A Home — Now She's Struggling And Furious [...] the father said he and his wife created college funds for both children years ago. Their daughter used hers for school and now works in brand and client relations. Their son took a different route. Despite strong SAT scores, he skipped college after a gap year and started building online businesses instead. The father said the unused account stayed invested in stocks for years and "appreciated considerably." By the time his son decided to buy a home, the account had grown enough for the parents to hand over roughly $130,000 toward the purchase. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/dad-paid-daughters-tuition-son-140107371.html

Redefining "psycho." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Korea updates constitution to require automatic nuclear strike if Kim Jong Un is assassinated: report North Korea has updated its constitution to require a retaliatory nuclear strike if leader Kim Jong Un is assassinated, according to a report. The Telegraph reported the change comes amid heightened global tensions following the killing of Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and other officials during a recent conflict. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/north-korea-updates-constitution-require-035624084.html

No one can object to this! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump says he aims to suspend gas tax "for a period of time" Washington — President Trump said in a phone interview with CBS News Monday morning that he aims to suspend the federal gas tax "for a period of time." "I think it's a great idea," the president said. "Yup, we're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time, and when gas goes down, we'll let it phase back in." [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-says-suspend-gas-tax-150306695.html

Oil Tanker Slips Anonymously Through Strait Of Hormuz By Adding Fake Nose And Mustache MIDDLE EAST — An oil tanker has managed to slip through the Strait of Hormuz completely undetected after donning a giant fake nose and mustache. The tanker, known as the Delta Magnus, nonchalantly floated in disguise past both the Iranian and American blockades, leaving both sides none the wiser. Intelligence reports indicate that [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/oil-tanker-slips-anonymously-through-strait-of-hormuz-by-adding-fake-nose-and-mustache

Mali is hosed. Not good for West Africa. At all. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Warned This Might Happen: Al-Qaeda's Long-Forecasted Assault on Mali On Saturday, April 25, 2026, the world awoke to a nightmare that seasoned observers of the Sahel had been forecasting for years. Fighters from Jama’at Nusrat al-Islam wal-Muslimin (JNIM), the al-Qaeda-linked umbrella group operating across West Africa, launched a coordinated nationwide assault on Mali. Striking before dawn, they hit Bamako's Modibo Keïta International Airport, the main military base at Kati, the home of Defense Minister Sadio Camara, and cities including Mopti, Gao, and Kidal. JNIM's longtime tactical partners, the Tuareg separatists of the Azawad Liberation Front (FLA), simultaneously moved on northern strongholds, reportedly seizing much of Kidal and lowering the Malian flag. By midday, the U.S. Embassy had ordered citizens to shelter in place. The airport was closed and a three-day curfew announced. Russian Africa Corps mercenaries — who had replaced French and UN forces — were dragged into firefights alongside the Malian army. Mali Defence Minister Sadio Camara was killed in an attack on his residence. While government spokespeople insisted the situation was "under control," social media flooded with images of jihadist fighters parading through captured military bases and FLA fighters raising their flag over the north. A Malian air force Mi-35 was reportedly shot down in Gao. Whether Bamako survives this offensive, falls in the coming days, or descends into a prolonged siege, one thing is now beyond dispute: the warnings about Mali were not exaggerated. They were, if anything, understated. [...] https://pjmedia.com/charles-jacobs-and-uzay-bulut/2026/05/10/we-warned-this-might-happen-al-qaedas-long-forecast-assault-on-mali-n4952709

Thrilling (?) Sunday report, see man: Most of the day did not go well at all, no man. We awoke before alarm, man. We got Mini-B. to dislodge his embedded carcass, grouchy wee man man. We began warshering Mini-B.'s laundry, timing crucial man. We were frantically readying for M.'s Day lunch when Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man man. A readily correctable situation became a crisis, man. We had to get her off the phone, not easy man. We were ordered to see her after lunch, mandatory man. Retrieved ex-Mrs.-T-B. at appointed time, minor miracle man. We told Mini-B. where she & we had agreed, without discussion, to go, si man. We pulled into the parking lot, si man. Mini-B. pitched a holy fit, objecting wee man. He said that it was no place to go, no man. He said that we were cheap, true but we were still paying for everything man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. let him talk and then gave in to him, man. (He surely would've ruined everything had we gainsaid him, sigh man.) We reversed course and T-B.-mobiled far in other direction, traffic man. Fortunately early enough to be seated without waiting, so there's that man. During this commute, ex-Mrs.-T-B. confirmed what she had teased us with, never sure with her man. She has a new Rojo, si man. She met him on one of her cruises, si man. He's a gringo, an engineer, our height, and with our hair, si man. He lives even farther away than did the original Rojo, 😕 man. We do not know his name yet, no man. Therefore, and independently regardless, we shall call him the Nuevo Rojo, NR new Rojo man. [Pause while Bro G begins drinking immediately & heavily, pause we man.] At new restaurant, ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a salad that she liked, so there's that man. Mini-B. had lemon-crusted chicken tenders that he didn't object to, OK man. We had ghastly fried fish, greasy as hell man. This was breakfast/lunch/din-din for us, that kind of day man. Total bill + tip was $Many -- si man, $Many -- versus first choice that everyone would have liked, man. Mini-B. was much calmer afterward, tail wagging dog man. Deposited ex-Mrs.-T-B. at her casa, si man. Deposited Mini-B. at our casa, si man. Told Mini-B. to get on his skool hoamwurk and complete it, dictatorial we man. Hurriedly baked Mini-B.'s laundry, timing crucial man. Hurriedly T-B.-mobiled to pharmacy to get Mama T-B.'s Rx, allegedly ready man. We arrived Many (2+2+2) minutes before pharmacy closed for lunch, awful time man. Reluctantly picked out eyedrops that even we wouldn't care to use, no glycerin formula anywhere man. Pharmacist had no record of Rx, no man. Pharmacist researched, si man. Doc had neglected to get Prior Authorization, can't put on Medicare plan man. Cash price not bad but we knew that Mama T-B. would scream, si man. We used 2 coupons on Mama T-B.'s eyedrops, F$WM. Hurriedly T-B.-mobiled to Mama T-B., sure to get yelled at we man. Precisely one parking space at facility, M.'s Day man. Knocked & knocked & knocked on Mama T-B.'s door, mandatory procedure man. No answer till Many'th knock, OK man. Mama T-B. had been zzz-ing, groggy senior she man man. We had to explain what we had precisely Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- times in full, man. As Many00% expected, Mama T-B. found fault with everything, sigh man. She ranted and raved and yelled and objected to the cash price for her priority Rx, man. She couldn't decide where (or whether) to caddy them, we finally did something ourself man. She beefed and griped about everything the whole time, sigh man. She demanded details about the lunch, tell tale in full twice we man. She yelled at us for letting Mini-B. pull our strings, what else could we have done man. We did not tell her about the NR, no man. We finally exited after nearly an hour, totally frazzled we man. T-B.-mobile was running on fumes, Costco Gas on a weekend man. Made it back to casa, exhausted we man. Serviced demanding miu, It's Time To Service Us Daddy miu man. Mini-B. had actually kept his hoamwurk promise, imagine that man. Told Mini-B. that we'd fold his LL and try to siesta, si man. He was to put his laundry away and return basket to us, mandatory man. Siesta not completed for full <1 hour but relaxed us a bit, semi-zzz we man. Mini-B. had actually followed directions, amazing man. Mini-B. willingly (!?) helped to change the beds, crucial help man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was erranding and told us to deliver Mini-B. anytime, si man. Mini-B. stayed and actually watched most of AFV with us, that's rare man. He also changed batteries in miu's floor toy, proficient wee man man. We divested ourself of Mini-B. later than usual, end of Two Guys week man. Finished other 2 LLs, domestic we man. Considered but abandoned idea of dishing the warsher, do it Monday man. Mama T-B. phoned late to say that her regular pills had arrived, including the above Rx, man. We will have to see her Monday or Tuesday at latest to deal with these, this is like a broken record man. No party with the rubias tonight or probably ever, no cavort we man. We will probably be awakened between 1 and Many a.m. by loud thunderstorms, oh joy man. No specific plans for Monday besides above, how could there possibly be any man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Sunday, report we man.

It is again Sunday, and again time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THOUGHTS ABOUT ANIMALS If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think was in charge? Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they pulled up the other leg, they'd fall. Why do elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because they drop their trunks. Dressed the dog as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to General Immigration Discussion.

Translation: AWFLs.

Weird: Epstein Suicide Note Printed On Hillary Clinton's Personal Stationery U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein's purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have been written on Hillary Clinton's personal stationery. According to sources close to the investigation, the stationery was discovered neatly folded on Epstein's bed and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-epstein-suicide-note-printed-on-hillary-clintons-personal-stationery