Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:
Zzz'd too shortly, inadequate zzz man.
Breakfast was foldover egg/cheese omelets + sausage patties, ingest we man.
ES itinerary disrupted by road destruction, NO reason for Interstates to go down to one lane man.
Took surface streets back to zzz hotel, short-on-time we man.
No time for lunch, OK because still full from breakfast we man.
All afternoon/eve at activity hotel, last day/night man.
Din-din was closing-eve buffet banquet, participate we man.
We consumed 2 plates of chicken, salmon, angel-hair pasta, green beans, mashed potatoes, & roast beef, ingest we man.
Dessert was 2 huge slices of chocolate cream cake, ingest/hose glucose/hope not hose A1c we man.
We were pretty trashed after that, exhausted we man.
Perfunctorily participated in further activities, all informal man.
Socialized with amigos, all pleased to interact with we man man.
Left quite early, trashed we man.
Gassed T-B.-mobile before casa-ward trip Sunday, preparatory we man.
Took wrong turn and drove Many (2x2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 +2) miles out of our way, man.
Finally reached zzz hotel, man.
No hot water in bathroom sink all week, man.
Reported it Thursday noon, report we man.
No repairs Thursday, "maintenance guy came but was very busy, excuse man," man.
No repairs Friday, "maintenance guy didn't come today, excuse man," man.
No repairs Saturday, "part we need is on back-order, excuse man," man.
Hotel chica has agreed to comp our last night's stay, F$WM.
We will contact Corporate about retrofitting hotel with POTSs*, man.
*buy yours today, si man!
Hoping for decent zzz overnight, desperately in need thereof man.
We hope to check out rather early, no traffic man.
We have a LOT of leftover refrigerator-food, probably trash one sandwich + grapes we man.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.
We anticipate mollifying an outraged and demanding miu, mollify miu we man.
Mama T-B. will be all over us in addition, please wait till Monday senior she man man.
We shall host Mini-B. Sun-Mon-Tues nights, Spring Break so can zzz in Two Guys man.
And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.