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Thanks, Dear, but where's my upvote?

Temp in low 80s here but will struggle to hit 50 tomorrow. Winter sucks. OPIOID crisis in major bloom: O ther P eople's I nfernal O ak leaves I nfesting my D riveway In good news, copper phone/Internet wiring just replaced with fiber. Seems a bit faster. No disasters -- a first such happening, given my stupid provider.

Insulting the spellingly handicapped! Reported!!!!!

Sunday means that it's time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE UGLY BABY A woman carrying a baby sat down in a train. The man sitting next to her turned to her and said, "Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it's going to shatter. You oughta put a bag on that baby's head. That baby is just ugly." The woman, horrified, stood up and shouted for the conductor. "Conductor, this man has insulted me!" "I'm so sorry, ma'am," the conductor said. "What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We'll give you a nice seat in the first-class carriage — and a banana for your monkey."

She'll change her mind soon enough, never fear man. Guy heading over now, apprehensive we man. Last "upgrade" took Many (2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2) -- hours and ended an hour before midnight, still-traumatized we man. Temperatures precised, see and si and man. Aaron or Raymond, huh man?

Eye doant no weathur yu r or nott.

People are also using up their vacation hours before they lose them. The situation will resolve itself very soon.

Sounds like time to contact your U.S. Congressman's office, or U.S. Senator's office.

Looks like you were dosed with NB Spelling Disease.

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Erranded intensely, errant we man. Visited/brushed/breakfasted mini-miu, little orange boy man. Had to help Uncle T-B., who hosed his pill-caddy again, it sucks being old man. Went to Costco Business Center for Many (2+1) items and exited with Many (2+2), disciplined we man. Visited Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+1] p.m.) was 2 bagels + margarine, ingest we man. NFL game was watched, happy outcome but worst announcer/color team ever man. Revisited/rebrushed/din-dinned mini-miu, little orange boy man. Groceried at Aldi, all Two Guys grocerying done man. Revisited Mama T-B., bring stuff we'd forgotten earlier man. We think that Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. miss both orange mini-miu and us, conclude we man. We brushed mini-miu twice and miu Many (2+1) times, set record for miu-brushing we man man. No siesta was taken or even possible, no zzz we man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. One LL to be done, domestic we man. Internet co. visits Sunday to replace copper wiring with fiber, probably going to be disastrous as usual man. Sunday will be last warm day for some time, man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Not for quite a while now. Just forget it, and continue along the CR-1 path. Waiting is difficult, but progress WILL happen.

Keep us apprised. Rooting for you.

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Awful zzz-less night, no zzz we man. We somehow got a premonition that Mama T-B. was dying, couldn't shake it man. It was different from the sensations that we got* when other relatives died, that threw us man. *we're dubious of paranormal stuff, si man, but it has happened with us in these cases, si man Didn't help that we were in massive pain, can't take really good HSM or doctor will beef man. Dragged carcass downstairs, groggy we man. Miu was aysheep, major zoomies man. Miu thundered all around upstairs and crumpled the bathmat, thunderous miu man. Miu zoomied downstairs and knocked over everything not nailed down, hazardous miu man. We had to brush miu twice and feed her miu-lunch right after miu-breakfast, down-wolf miu-food miu man. We've never seen miu this energetic, no see energetic miu we man. Breakfast/lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Left the casa shortly after noon, drag-carcassing we man. Visited mini-miu, little orange boy man. He was atop ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s kitchen counter, perfect for brushing man. Mini-miu wanted brushing for Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- straight minutes, luxuriating mini-miu man. Half of him again came out in the brush, hairy mini-miu man. After ES-ing, erranded for Mama T-B., yet another online return man. Decided to walk around nearby mega-mall, mobbed mall man. Went into only a couple of stores but bought nothing, bored we man. Early din-din was BK**, ingest we man. **WUOC, F$WM Returned to casa and had to brush miu for a Many'rd time, rebrush miu we man. Miu sniffed & resniffed brush with hair from little orange nephew, sniff miu man. Siesta'd in OK fashion for an hour, finally some zzz we man. Texted with Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B., in Honduras today wee and ex-she man man. Mini-B. was again impressed by his orange son's hair-production, foto of brush sent man. In eve, groceried for Two Guys week, most stuff procured man. Again visited mini-miu, revisit mini-miu we man. Mini-miu hastened to be rebrushed, ecstatic mini-miu man. When we finally quit, mini-miu got quite affectionate, rub our legs mini-miu man. Mini-miu quite enthusiastic during chase-the-fuzzy-balls activity, energetic mini-miu man. We hated to leave him, had to we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We shall not extend ourself unnaturally to attend the few Saturday ESs, streak already preserved man. Trip to Aldi or Costco or both perhaps envisioned, couple of remaining items man. Should probably visit Mama T-B., si man. NFL game in afternoon, watch we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday ES report, see man: We attended said ES, attend we man. Had we attended only it, not much car traffic man (see Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man). This ES yielded the take and our weekly streak remains intact, see man: -- 2 giant rolls paper towels, ~full can knockoff Lysol spray = $2, steal man Total = $2