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On the heels of our Wednesday offering comes our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke for Sunday: =========================================== THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY A whale swims all day, chiefly eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and lives only 15 years, whereas a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He'd have put them on my knees. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after." If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

CONFIRMED!!! F-15 Weapons Systems Officer Rescued After Massive Firefight; UPDATED WITH DETAILS First things first, neither the Air Force nor CENTCOM has made an official announcement, but there are now multiple fairly credible reports that the Weapons System Officer from the F-15 shot down in Iran has been recovered. His condition is unknown, although several reports say he is "safe," implying that he is alive and not mortally wounded. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2026/04/04/multiple-reports-that-f-15-weapons-systems-officer-rescued-after-massive-firefight-still-unconfirmed-n3813575

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: Fever broke further overnight, under Many00 F. man. Groceried at Aldi & HEB, grocery we man. Both were madhouses, hate them on Saturdays man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Manycans (toucans + toucans) of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. A 2-hour siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Afterward, fever totally gone, recovered we man. Watched The Many (2x2x2 +2) Commandments, watch we man. Consumed 2 bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest we man. These cannot count toward Two Guys Week total, Mini-B. not here to participate man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No Sunday plans except visit to Mama T-B., needy senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man. Happy Easter to all, wish we man.

Woo-hoo!

Thrilling (?) non-ES Friday report, see man: It was not a very Good Friday, no man. Zzz'd awfully, in fact almost not at all, splitting headache we man. Took total of Many (2x2x2 +2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +2) -- aysheep calls from Mama T-B. re almost certainly getting kicked off of hospice status, aysheeo senior she man man. We unsuccessfully argued that nothing is final yet, no man. Every time we let a call go to voicemail, she would call again while we were retrieving it, man. We are ordered to visit in person on Saturday, but see below man. We somehow attended the first ES, see above man. We then went to outlying hospital to get our scan result, curious we man. It sucked green donkey livers, everything and more really hosed man. We abandoned the #2 ES and all errands, return to crib & ChatGPT man. Latter suggested ASAP doc caucus, soonest time Monday and got one we man. Of course, hospitals & offices all closed for the holiday, man. Rain predicted all weekend, gully-warshers man. We decided to mow full lawn, high time man. We distractedly didn't eat anything first, see just below man. Finished mow-lawning without stopping, straight through we man. Job consumed Many (2+1) sweatbands, 2 job one recovery man. Sat under ceiling fan to recover, unsure of this wisdom today man. Took shower & didn't feel much better, curious man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past Many [2+2+1] p.m.) was cold cereal, probably bad choice man. Soon began shivering & chatter-teething, uncontrollable man. Couldn't take good BP or get a decent heart rate, shaking badly tachy individual we man. Temperature was Many00 + 2 + .2 F., uh-oh man. ChatGPT told us to forget doing errands, drat it man. After much palaver, we agreed to take mega-Tylenol & bundle up warmly, OK with us man. Felt Tylenol kick in, no sleep but much sweat man. Fever dropped 1 degree, no longer shivering or tachy but maybe not far from it man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Going to try to eat something, Tylenol ourself again, and turn in, can't get sick like this we man. Must somehow do all erranding on Saturday, but can't overdo we man man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Friday, report we man.

Super!

Friday ES report, see man: We attended just one, see Thrilling (?) non-ES Friday report man. This ES yielded the take, see man: -- college-ruled spiral notebook = half a buck, deal man Total = $half a buck

Don't bunt when you can take a full swing, baseball man.

Issue resolved, so this thread is now closed. Good luck!

Important clarifications in this article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hegseth Orders an End to 'Gun Free' Military Installations ***UPDATED*** https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2026/04/02/hegseth-orders-an-end-to-gun-free-military-installations-n1232099

Even if there's no specific threat, the preparation is good.

Like the author says -- long, long overdue. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No More Sitting Ducks: SecWar Hegseth Empowers Our Warriors to Defend Themselves on Base Our military members are in the profession of arms. Yet, for many years, they have been forcibly disarmed while in duty, in their own military bases, reducing them to moving targets. This idiotic policy has resulted in a number of mass-shooting events on military bases, where service members were shot with no means of self-defense, despite being trained and qualified in the use of arms. Not anymore. On Thursday, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth changed that with the stroke of a pen. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/04/02/no-more-sitting-ducks-secwar-hegseth-now-empowers-warriors-to-defend-themselves-n2200914

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Awoke before alarm, man. Miu completely aysheep, energetic demanding miu man. Finished taxes* and got to CPA before noon, man. *these are our non-POTS** personal taxes, see man **our POTS*** business has one CPA per month, bu$ine$$ that $uperb man ***buy your POTS today, $i man! Lunch was 2 turkey-&-Swiss sandwiches, ingest we man. A fairly decent siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, retrieve we man wee man man. Went to a Passover Seder, ingest din-din we and wee man man. We consumed the prescribed number of glasses of wine, imbibe we man. We & Mini-B. conspired to pretend that he would be drunk upon return, upset ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. We have not heard how that went, no hear we man re wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, hopefully a Good Friday for ES-ing man. We have a wine-induced headache, ow but it distracts us from other bodily pains man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Wonderful!

I'm fine with it here! Will defer to Charles. Gracias for asking. Pres. Trump is firing all the good-looking chicas. Was hoping it'd be Harmeet Dhillon, but Lee Zeldin should do well... is he even an attorney himself?