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Khamenei's Palace Obliterated in U.S.-Israel Strike The joint military strike from the United States and Israel completely destroyed murderous Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei's residence, according to Israeli and American media. "Operation Epic Fury" certainly took out some Iranian leaders, including reportedly the leader of the mass-murdering, terrorist Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, and it might even have taken out the ruler of Iran. Israeli media was circulating an unconfirmed report that Khamenei himself was killed in the strike, although other international sources are claiming that the terrorist dictator was only injured and managed to evacuate. But even if he has to flee the country and his government collapses, that will be a major victory as well, and not just for the Persian people, or Israelis, but for Americans and all other countries whose people have been killed by Iranian-backed terrorists. The Times of Israel briefly reported Saturday: [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/02/28/khameneis-palace-obliterated-in-us-israel-strike-n4950075

BREAKING: Israel Reportedly Believes Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei Has Been Killed Israel's N12 News is reporting that the Israeli government believes that Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is dead. A translated version of an N12 update from Saturday morning citing a senior Israeli official suggests that the Israelis have assessed that Khamenei is "no longer with us" after the United States and Israel launched a joint operation against the Iranian regime overnight. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/breaking-israel-reportedly-believes-iran-143414156.html

You're just jealous, o inferior primate.

It sounds like time, or it's past time, that you approach the immigration liaison in your Congressman's office.

Affidavits are suggested only when other evidence is thin. Things like estate documents and beneficiary designations always carry more weight.

You're welcome. Response is usually less on weekends, so be patient.

This is the time of year when I wish I owned a car warsh*. *Texas pronunciation and spelling

The stuff that monkeys fling.

The UK is lost. Sounds like there effectively is.

Agree 100% with Boiler. Let's sit back and cheer.

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Dragged carcass from bed to breakfast/skoolbus Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Attempted Siesta #1 not too restful, almost no zzz man. Breakfast/lunch essentially too many salted Costco peanuts, overingest we man. At half-past noon, was about to head out ES-ing, overcome personal torpor we man. Mama T-B. called to gripe and vent, aysheep senior she man man. We have never known anyone less interested in solutions, man. The idiot staff apparently already hosed our carefully arranged bed linens, we man. First ES was with our favorite ES co., wonderful man. They were floored to hear that they were within walking distance of our casa, si man. Second ES was with arguably our #2 favorite ES co.*, wonderful man. *because long ago we sweet-talked the ownerette (a roja) into liking us, F$WM man The roja cut us a major deal, F$WM. We were very well pleased with the take and the ultra-short commute, whee and glee man. And before Bro G can ask the obvious, no man the roja is married, si and sigh man. Returned to casa and serviced demanding miu, subservient we man. Attempted Siesta #2 failed, headache we man. Mini-B. returned and closeted himself to yak with what we suspect is his girlfriend, better be a rubia man. Eventually, he wanted din-din, starving we man man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday fare Two Guys man. Movie night was, first, something boring that we got out of, dreadful man. Movie night was then Here Comes the Boom, pretty good and watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to 1 Manyzen bowls for the week, quota met and exceeded man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We haven't even looked for GSs/ESs for Saturday, satisfied with Friday we man. Must visit Mama T-B. on Saturday, out-straighten incompetents' work yet again we man. Must do her taxes, determined we man. We want to sneak them to her CPA before Mama T-B. insists on microscopic pre-review, strategic we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

1. Southwestern Houston -- one area loaded with Chinese/Vietnamese/Korean/Thai people & businesses 2. Sugar Land ('burb) -- very large Chinese population, many giant Chinese/East Asian supermarkets etc. For example: https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Chinese+Supermarket&find_loc=Houston%2C+TX&dd_referrer= Sugar Land has 99 Ranch, Jusgo, soon an H Mart, & many smaller businesses. Taxes, crime rate, and city services almost certainly better outside Houston city limits.

Friday ES report, see man: We attended both, dependable we man. Both ESs yielded the take, see man: -- toucans chicken noodle soup, NIP box of 2 Manyzen plastic forks, NIP Turbo Snake (for drains), NIP Playtex "hand-saver" gloves, ~full Drāno "dual-force foamer" = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck), steal man -- Manycans (toucans + toucans) chicken noodle soup, NIP Ace reusable cold compress, ~full pump-bottle hand sanitizer = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 - half a buck)

Southeastern Texas has two seasons, see man: Summer, and January, si man. As usual, the new oak leaves are knocking the old ones off, springtime man.

As observed, "Out of the bedpan, into the ____..."