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How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
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Swalwell Insists He Didn't Assault Any Of Those Chinese Spies He Slept With SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with. Swalwell, who is currently campaigning for Governor of California, has described all of his relationships with Chinese intelligence agents as "totally consensual." "You can ask anyone in the Chinese intelligence community," said Swalwell. "They will all tell you that I never assaulted one single spy that I slept with. I [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/swalwell-insists-he-didnt-assault-any-of-those-chinese-spies-he-slept-with -
Battle-Hardened Drone Returning From Iran War Struggling To Re-Enter Life Of Delivering Amazon Orders CHARLESTON, SC — After returning from the frontlines of the war in Iran, a local drone has found itself struggling to adapt back to a civilian life of delivering Amazon packages. Like so many soldiers before, the drone has felt a deep void upon trying to re-enter civilian life, grappling with the meaninglessness of delivering boxes filled with knick-knacks. "What am I even doing," sighed the drone as it [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/battle-hardened-drone-returning-from-iran-war-struggling-to-re-enter-life-of-delivering-amazon-orders
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VDH is on fire, and accurately! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Victor Davis Hanson: NATO Free-Riders Should Expect Brutal Reality Check, US Will Put In Same Effort As Canada Victor Davis Hanson suggested letting NATO "die on the vine" by putting into it exactly the amount of effort that Canada does, while making bilateral deals with European countries that support the U.S., in this video for "The Daily Signal." "Even though they have a $22 trillion GDP, apparently they don’t want to invest that in their own defense," he said. "And they don’t want us to use it when we need it." "What’s the future? Do we get out of NATO? I don’t think we do. I think we just let it die on the vine," he suggested. "We are one of 32 nations, so we’ll pay one-thirty-second of the budget. We’re tired." "Don’t cause any more trouble with them. Just say we’re going to treat you like you treat us." [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2026/04/12/victor_davis_hanson_brutal_reality_check_for_nato_free-riders.html
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How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
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The definition of chutzpah is a boy who murders his parents and then demands alms because he's an orphan. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrats seek to punish voters fleeing their failed policies New York Gov. Kathy Hochul — a Democrat who's up for reelection this fall — has a message for people who've left her state and decamped to more successful, affordable, and functional places, like Florida: Come back, or at least cut us a check, so we can keep implementing "progress." "The fact is that I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we want to have in our state," Hochul said in an interview last month. She applauded "some patriotic millionaires" who "stepped up," adding that more of them ought to "cut me checks," and that for others, "maybe the first step should be to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, because our tax base has been eroded." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/premium/4522357/democrats-seek-punish-voters-fleeing-failed-policies/ -
Not good, but he did himself in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hungary's Victor Orban, ally of Trump and Putin, concedes election defeat https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/hungary-s-viktor-orban-ally-of-trump-and-putin-concedes-election-defeat/ar-AA20HicL
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Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday repartee, see (and yawn Bro G) man: Lousy zzz but no fever, si and no man. Mama T-B. phoned us Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- times before noon, man. Rousted Mini-B.'s carcass, zzz wee man man. Prepped to visit Mama T-B., visit senior she man we and wee man man. Had to grocery and ran into ex-Mrs.-T-B., timing man. "Brief" visit lasted one hour, guess that qualifies as brief man. At half-past 2 p.m., took Mini-B. from Mama T-B.'s to Arby's*, ingest breakfast/lunch Two Guys man. *WUOC, F$WM Two Guys in far better mood afterward, conclude Two Guys man. Siesta'd for an hour, surprisingly restorative zzz man. Conquered Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- LLs, Mini-B. wanted bedspread warshed man. Dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. Din-din for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. No party with the rubias, no cavort we man. No fixed plans for Monday, no plan we man man. And that was/is our genuinely, indubitably, undeniably thrilling Sunday, report we man.
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We reserve unthrilling for truly unthrilling, see and si man.
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1. Better be sure they're truthful. 2. Oh, no... Boiler himself has been infected with NB Disease!
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Applied For N-400 in February 2025 but Have not heard anything.
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If the beneficiary hasn't entered, the petitioner might be able to withdraw support and have CBP deny entry. This is a last gasp and shouldn't be counted on, however.
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Fiance is pregnant with my child, do I submit reports as part of evidence?
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Fiance is pregnant with my child, do I submit reports as part of evidence?
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VAWA, Part 27
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Four in a row! Here's our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke on this Sunday: =========================================== AN EXCELLENT NEW SOLDIER An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked his Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO said, "Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli Army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" The soldier came back a day later in an Arab tank. The CO was impressed, and asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, sir, I jumped in a tank and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and I saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, and the Arab in the tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3-day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!" -
How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
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Swalwell implosion smells like material for an internal Democrat civil war Taking a page from their very successful Cesar Chavez playbook, Democrats have effectively taken Eric Swalwell out of the race for California governor based on a cavalcade of sudden sexual harassment and predation allegations, everything from his sending pictures of his privates to unwilling interns, to rape allegations by female staffers who were intoxicated and incapable of giving consent, along with video of the married Swalwell being 'serviced' by hookers in his home. Swalwell also reportedly retaliated against those who complained, threatening and firing them from their jobs and up until now getting away with it. Democrats knew about this for years, but only now has the Cesar Chavez hammer come out of the woodwork to dislodge him the race. Oh, sure, Swalwell says the charges are false and he's not dropping out of the race, but just look at him: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/04/swalwell_implosion_looks_like_material_to_reveal_an_internal_civil_war.html -
The Kristi Noem story just got so much worse Kristi Noem started out her political career looking like a normal woman. When she was young, she had normal lips and, given that her brunette coloring didn't require much makeup, used discreet amounts of eye makeup. By the time she left Homeland Security, Noem had weird, puffy lips and was often seen wearing makeup that rivaled Tammy Faye Bakker's. In addition, she was widely rumored to be having an affair with her aide, Corey Lewandowski, and the two of them used lots of taxpayer money to buff her political credentials, allegedly with an eye to her running for president. The whole thing was unseemly and smelled of a deeply insecure woman trying to make herself feel good. With the latest revelations about her husband, Bryon's relationship with a fetish dominatrix, maybe there was a good reason for her manifest low self-esteem. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/04/the_kristi_noem_story_just_got_so_much_worse.html
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Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Fever broke overnight and stayed gone, afebrile we man. We arose for good at Many a.m., hour before noon man. Breakfast/lunch was cereal, ingest we man. Mini-B. awoke at half-past 2 p.m., no misprint here man. Our only out-of-casa experience was retrieving an Rx, retrieve we man. Because it was so close to din-din time, we decided on one big lunch/din-din, decide Two Guys man. Lunch/din-din was canned corn, air-fried chicken chunks in honey-mustard, & r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man. We siesta'd thereafter for 2 hours, zzz we man. Movie night was Spenser Confidential, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must see Mama T-B. at least briefly on Sunday, see we man senior she man man. Unsure of any proximal ESs, maybe will research we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
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Nope. Only if you have them accessible, then they're nice to bring. Bring these, and explain to the officer the rest of what you've told us.
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Social Media Scrutiny as of 3/30/26
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Can a US citizen spouse "cancel" a marriage-based spousal visa?
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Awful. ~~~~~ Former Sen. Ben Sasse, Bleeding from His Face, Shares Brutal Reality of Terminal Cancer at Age 54 [...] The former Republican senator and brief University of Florida president, 54, appeared on The New York Times' podcast with significant amounts of blood on his face, less than four months after revealing he had been diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. At the time, Sasse described the diagnosis as a "death sentence." Speaking with podcast host and columnist Ross Douthat, Sasse got candid about his own mortality, and why he's chosen to speak out publicly in his remaining time. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/former-sen-ben-sasse-bleeding-195629667.html