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  • Birthday July 16

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    Gulf Coast area, Texas
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    Texas

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    Lewisville TX Lockbox
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    Houston TX
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    Ecuador

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  1. Very nice, LS ma'am! Very nice, Y ma'am!
  2. Thanks for your comprehensive writeup, which should serve to help others.
  3. Great news! Come back to tell us how smoothly (or not) it went, plus any other necessary steps.
  4. Wife Can't Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get back outside and be horrible at gardening again. Throughout the long winter months, Lisa Harper had grown impatient that she was unable to go outside, get her hands in the dirt, and exercise her God-given talent of being really, really bad at anything that involves growing and nurturing plants. "It's just a gift I have that I'm always excited to use," Harper said as she prepared her list of which flowers, fruits, and vegetables she would fail miserably to grow this year. "What will it be this year? There are [...] continues: https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-cant-wait-to-get-out-there-and-be-horrible-at-gardening-again
  5. Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known ALTOONA, PA — Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. "There's always something new to get angry at each day," Woods said. "And you never know what time the facts will come out confirming the need to get angry — it could be while I'm busy and don't have time to be distracted with being angry." Thus, Woods came up with a great new strategy: Get angry at things now instead of waiting until all the facts are known. "Let's say you hear about some new thing that could potentially make you angry," Woods explained. "You could spend time researching and waiting for more to be known, but you have time to be angry right now. So, all you do is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-man-saves-time-by-getting-angry-now-instead-of-waiting-until-all-the-facts-are-known
  6. London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting 'Death To Jews' LONDON — London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews." Khan was reportedly unsettled by the lack of calls for ethnic cleansing, and dispatched over 4,000 police officers to investigate. "I don't understand what's happening here," said Khan, watching the protesters march. "Why are they carrying English and British flags? What happened to the Palestinian flag? I haven't heard any calls for mass murder. I haven't seen a single Jewish business owner accosted. I'm rather flummoxed." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/london-mayor-confused-by-protesters-not-chanting-death-to-jews
  7. Keep us apprised of what happens.
  8. Moda25 may well be right; however, it never hurts to confirm with the respective Admissions departments. We rarely get what we don't ask for.
  9. Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awoke at o'dark-Many, groggy Two Guys man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Miu active and demanding, active demanding miu man man. Breakfast was toast, ingest we man. Immediately headed for Siesta #1, highly necessary zzz we man. Awoke within an hour of noon, self-roust carcass we man. Uncle T-B. had left message that an Rx was ready, medicate senior he man man. We first got a few nonperishable items, combine errands we man. Got to pharmacy, timely we man. "Rx isn't scheduled until after half-past 2 tomorrow, si man," said pharmacy staffer man. We did get record fixed so pharmacy contacts us and not Uncle T-B., eliminate garbling man. Decided we'd wait till tomorrow to visit Uncle T-B., save trip we man. Two hours later, we get text "Rx ready for Uncle T-B., si man," man. Voted in runoff election, patriotic we man. Mini-B. had decent day in skool, good man. Of course, he is still doing all the work for his group project, man. There should be some consequences for do-nothing sloths, we man. Siesta #2 was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was pulled pork + BBQ sauce + baked beans, ingest Two Guys man. We were mildly surprised that Mini-B. liked it this well, surprised we man. The Sam's package is too big for Two Guys, so a little is left over for later, lunch or snack we man. Humidity as oppressive as stated earlier by mam ma'am, Texas weather not Many man. Supposed to monsoon like an illegitimate male child all week, sick of rain we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must monitor Mini-B.'s progress, project-managing we man man. No major Tuesday plans beyond visit to Uncle T-B., no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.
  10. We had a Canadiana girlfriend years ago, si and eh man. It couldn't have worked out situationally, but she was probably our best match, si and sigh and eh man. Well, pay better attention or drink less or drink less or pay better attention, si man! You (after P-Math correction) sure have that right, si man.
  11. Greatly looking forward to it.
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