Thrilling Thursday report, see man:
Absolutely lousy overnight zzz, man.
Breakfast was toast, ingest we man.
A siesta was attempted, more "close eyes & rest" than any zzz man.
Fizzicle therapy finally happened, glorious man.
FT lady appalled at how hosed our carcass was, appalled she man.
We needed 2 hours of reconstitution, wow man.
She mobilized our spine, center of most woes elsewhere man.
She dry-needled/e-stimmed our back, hip, hamstrings, & calves, rhythmic we man.
(We were warned not to drink beer afterward, spring leak we man man.)
She gave us 2 exercises for our shoulder, easy and almost certainly helpful man.
She recommended better zzz-ing positions for our hip, certain to be helpful man.
We were sore immediately afterward but wonderful thereafter, don't wanna die now we man man.
We can now even climb stairs normally, no need to lead with one leg only man.
We hope that this lasts beyond today, glorious man.
Miu took great interest in FT process and jumped all over FT lady's equipment, little claw damage man.
We bided time until Zoom caucus with Mama T-B.'s financial advi$or$, annual portfolio review man.
Long-time managerette agreed that Mama T-B. would question every loss of pennies, man.
We were satisfied with an overview and with asking basic questions, si man.
Portfolio boss will act this week on CPA's long-standing concern, utilize short-term carryover losses man.
This in itself will be a major victory, summit of Mount Financial Everest man.
We are sorry that Mama T-B. is merely a multiManyaire when we are a $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon with $Many,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in annual POTS* income, sigh man.
*buy yours today, si man!
We were looking forward to din-din and decompressing, look-forwarding we man.
But then Mama T-B. called, demand debriefing senior she man man.
We relayed the positive news in succinct-yet-complete fashion, si man.
Mama T-B. re-questioned everything, man.
We repeated the positive news in even more detail, repeat positively we man.
Mama T-B. re-questioned everything, man.
During all this, Mini-B. de-skoolbused and was retrieved by ex-Mrs.-T-B., non-Two Guys eve man.
Mama T-B. began catastrophizing about chickenpoop expenses, typical and man.
We managed to end the call, over half an hour man.
Mama T-B. called back, catastrophize and repeat all questions and more man.
We managed to end the call, end we man.
Mama T-B. called back again, catastrophize and repeat all questions and more man.
We managed to end the call, end we man.
By now, it was the very thickest of skoolzone time, delay din-din out man.
We set forth regardless, intrepid we man.
Mama T-B. called twice during short drive, catastrophize and repeat all questions and more man.
We ran over a curb during the second call, just about had it distracted we man man.
Din-din was at Popeye's**, ingest we man.
**WUOC, F$WM
From there, we pharmacied for Uncle T-B., all Rx's seemingly filled for Many days again man.
Senior he man very grateful, not much delay or distraction man.
Returned to casa and nearly zzz'd during TV news, exhausted we man man.
Ex-Mrs.-T-B. let Mini-B. siesta on her couch, bad idea man***.
***Mini-B. hates siestas and feels lousy afterward, He Will Learn Someday man
He barely finished his Inglish assignment, groggy wee man man.
He could not finish his other assignments, groggy wee man man.
He is voluntarily embedding himself at this writing, mirabile dictu man.
We were reading newspaper articles from a South Texas area, read we man.
We read about a public official named Frutoso Gomez, weird name man.
We asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. if she'd ever heard that name, ask ex-she man we man man.
She laughed out loud and said, "No, no man," si and hee hee hee man.
Throw it into Google Translate and imagine going through life with it, hilarious man.
We also wonder about the girl name Montserrat, si man.
Ex-Mrs.-T-B. says it's very common in Mexico, si man.
But it means "jagged mountain," what's feminine or pretty or elegant about that man.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.
We have itineraried Many (2+2) highly local ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.
Another is in favorite middle-sized town, unsure we want to go there just for one man.
We must also visit Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man man.
And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.