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    Husband's Sexual Insecurity Puts Happy Marriage At Risk

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    He could try one of those "perk-up-a-peter" drugs. The commercials about male enhancement are on everyday.

    lol, yeah... or he could stuff an oscar meyer into a condom before putting it on, that should give him a good 5 inch gain.

    I was going to suggest maybe the guy going out and buying himself a strap-on and wearing it. He could have any size or color he wants. I'm thinking may he should wait for Rosie O'Donnell's garage sale blowout. There should be one fairly soon :lol:

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    in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures

    Posted · Edited by altimixdj

    Russia is alot cheaper then Germany my friend. My girl pays about 150 bucks for a nice 1 bedroom apartment. Food is pretty cheap as well as everything else. I would prefer her to come to me but I am not going to worry anymore. If for some reason they say no I will sell all my stuff, buy a beater of a car and leave it at my moms. Come back for a month if i need money. Once I learn Russian I wont have to do it but it is a nice fall back for some quick $$$.

    No country, no service center, no embassy, no consul (with a god-like complex) will stop me from being with my Irina!!!!!!!! I will be with my Russian Queen May 31 to Aug 31!! Hopefully I will be there for the interview!! It will be close!! Might skip to Ukraine to get a 1 month visa if necessary!!!

    I wonder if i can get a job at the CSC and approve my own K-1??? They would probably fire me because I am too quick and efficient.

    Don't worry about getting a visa to head to Ukraine. If you're from the US or any "regime-free" country, you can stay there up to 90 days without a visa! Ukraine's biggest treasure are the outrageous numbers of beautiful women there! Not that you may look, of course! I certainly do! I do a great impression of Linda Blair in "The Exorcist" with my head spinning around! ;)

    Man sentenced for seeking to poison wolves

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    you stand a better chance of being attacked by a band of raging lesbians than you do by a healthy wolf in the woods.

    Rosie O'Donnell and crew are headed your way! They're pissed off and armed with broomstick handles! Don't know if poisoned balls will work for ya on this one! :lol:

    Perfumes and candles on the plane

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    It's okay to bring them. Pack them in your luggage that you will check-in at the counter that will be stored underneath the plane. I brought stuff like that on my last trip to Ukraine. It will save you the trouble of being held up in line and them taking the said items away from you.

    Whether Students Carrying Their Own Guns Could Have Prevented Massacre

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    First off, when did legal resident aliens get permission to purchase weapons? I thought the 2nd amendment covered US citizens only.

    Anyhow, a carrying, well trained student or faculty member could have ended the massacre.

    This was an unbelievable event, conducted by an already suspect psychotic. Mind boggling.

    It's become obvious that Constitution applies to everyone outside the US and not to it's own citizens that is was intentionally written. Illegals appear to have more rights now than citizens and those here legally! :angry:

    Who lives in the Long Island area???

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    The nearest Ikea to me is 75 miles away in Sacramento, California. I'll give them a call tomorrow for you if I have time. What are the exact specifications you're looking for? Is it a queen-sized, etc. Give me as much detail as you can so I know what to ask for.

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