JoeMama

Long-lasting erection is a bad thing?

As long as it not someone else's in your mouth!

Who was Mallory Keaton's fiance? Nick Moore

Which one of the A Team was a Pilot? H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdoch

What is the name of the cat in the smurfs? Azriel

What was the name of Punky Brewster's dog? Brandon

What was Angela's son's name in Who's the Boss? Jonathon

What was Michael Jackson advertising when he was nearly killed? Pepsi

What was ALF's girlfriend from Melmac's name? Rhonda

What was the name of Arnold's fish on Different Strokes? Abraham

Thank you thank you thank you, finally a new touch!!!!

If you don't see any more touches within the next couple of weeks, I would call NVC and inquire. Trying to call CSC is a waste of time. They won't tell you anything of a decision over the phone, no e-mail, hard copy, etc...nothing. In the last month or so, most of us March Filers were actually approved when we saw our cases "touched". And then didn't see anything after that. We didn't know if we were approved or not. I was advised to contact NVC and I found my case was on it's way to my fiancee's consulate.

how to call NVC? and how to inquire , which case number you give them?

You can contact NVC at 1 603 334 0700. Press 1 then 5 and keep trying if you do not get through the first few tries. Give them you USCIS receipt number that is on your NOA1. They will ask you for your fiancee's name and date of birth. And probably verify your home address and phone. If your case is there or already passed through on it's way to the consulate, be sure to ask them for the NVC Case #. Pretty simple! Best of luck to ya!

Sorry for getting to this later in the day. I just got home from work. No disrespect Godmother!

Happy Birthday! How old are you? 21 you say?

Thank you thank you thank you, finally a new touch!!!!

If you don't see any more touches within the next couple of weeks, I would call NVC and inquire. Trying to call CSC is a waste of time. They won't tell you anything of a decision over the phone, no e-mail, hard copy, etc...nothing. In the last month or so, most of us March Filers were actually approved when we saw our cases "touched". And then didn't see anything after that. We didn't know if we were approved or not. I was advised to contact NVC and I found my case was on it's way to my fiancee's consulate.

and mountain dew, the best for cotton mouth

Yes! Mountain Dew is great for that! I learned that from my pot-smoking friends many, many years ago. They always had both around. Even though I was around, I didn't exhale!

LOL

#######! It was supposed to say "inhale"! Busted!

and you get a neat uniform too

Oh yes! I forgot about the receiving the latest fashion in military uniform wear from Gucci & Calvin Klein!

If they're graduating high school and have no plans on going to college, I'd give them a big stack of job applications and tell 'em it ain't no fun waiting around to be a millionaire!

ahem........you left out something....

Yes! Yes! I forgot about that one also! Always a good alternative to flipping a burger! At least, room and board are taken care of along with a free haircut!

free medical too. 30 days paid leave a year. travel and see the world. and a good pension plan too

Room and board, nice haircut, medical, dental, paid leave, and travel. I joined long ago for other reasons. My recruiter promised a new car and that I would could call all my own shots during my enlistment!

If they're graduating high school and have no plans on going to college, I'd give them a big stack of job applications and tell 'em it ain't no fun waiting around to be a millionaire!

ahem........you left out something....

Yes! Yes! I forgot about that one also! Always a good alternative to flipping a burger! At least, room and board are taken care of along with a free haircut!

If they're graduating high school and have no plans on going to college, I'd give them a big stack of job applications and tell 'em it ain't no fun waiting around to be a millionaire!

When you start doing this in real life....

It's VJ's tribute to the Fonz!

You know you're a VJ addict when you actually tell people at VJ about your morning bathroom habits when you first wake!

A girl i work with had the tubal reversal done. She already had 2 children ages 9 and 11. Within 6 months she was pregnant, and is due with her 4th child any day now.

Those eggs must've been waiting for their big jailbreak!

and mountain dew, the best for cotton mouth

Yes! Mountain Dew is great for that! I learned that from my pot-smoking friends many, many years ago. They always had both around. Even though I was around, I didn't exhale!

It is a load of ####### that treatment our soldiers receive! I grew up military and served military. It's disappointing when I see our own government find excuses to those who commit and dedicate their lives when this country calls on them. I'm with ya on this one! My hats off to you and all those who proudly serve in the Armed Forces!

Unfortunately, the fact that Kennedy hasn't yet succumbed to cirrhosis makes it a guarantee this bill will show up again.

You never know. Maybe he'll have a fling with Paris Hilton and succumb to a scorchin' case of herpes!

Speaking of conditions from sitting in a small space for a long time - I remember reading about a journalist who died from a blood clot that developed in his leg while he was riding around in a tank on assignment.

He didn't live long and prosper!

I really hope that she learns a lesson from all of this.

She's learned to bring her Valtrax with her on her next stint to jail!

Lotsa whizzing in the morning. Anyone too afraid to say they take a big, ol' hairy dump too?

Not too afraid, just doesn't happen until around 9:23am or so after I'm in work and the coffee's kicked in.

Lotsa whizzing in the morning. Anyone too afraid to say they take a big, ol' hairy dump too?

The first thing I do when I wake in the morning, is wonder where in the hell I am!

If I had his job and had to deal with all the screwed-up ####### that's going on, I'd become a full-fledge alcoholic!

They ought to have a thread open one day out of the month where it could be a free-for-all fight day to let it all out.

You say what you want, etc. No censorship.

Close it at the end of the day and everyone move on.

Rather than unipolar world, the world will return to a balance of multiple powers, diplomacy, reaching consensus, for the benefit of all.

You mean multiple powers like when the British, French, Spanish and other European powers were all jockeying for position all over the world?

That gave rise to colonialism, if I recall. It also ended up turning Australia into a criminal dumping ground.

Yes, marvelous is a world with multiple powers...

Hey Anais Nin aka Wog Boy, aren't you Australian?

Natty Bumppo? I've been meaning to tell you this ever since I first saw that name. Each time I see it, I think it should be a TV series I can watch on TV during primetime.