OK dude. That makes my decision making process quite a bit simpler. Nice to talk to someone so well connected to the immigration process as you. One question, though, how do they find out about me? Are you going to tell one of your connections? If I'm doing something wrong, you probably should tattle on me. Those rules exist for a reason. Keep kicking ###!
I'd also like to make it absolutely clear that you are smarter than me, and superior in every possible way. I suspect proving that is among your goals.