Neonred

Do you occasionally let them out of their drawers and crawl around the house to let them stretch their "legs"? Seems like the right thing to do. LOL

Poor snakes cooped up and no place to go.

Same here. It was always the chocolate ones. LOL

Should have shared that with the neighbor lady. 😉 LOL

Sounds perfect for a man looking for someone...wink wink And she eats like you do too. See above.

You finally ate a decent meal. Mama T-B still taking care of her little boy....

Yes, guilty as charged. You need to raise the ceiling then. (Or shorten Mini-B's legs)

Happy birthday to Mama T-B. I know this routine all too well. My mother will be 91 in 3 months (I know, I know...I'll let you fix it), and I get similar lectures when I speak with her on the phone and make my weekly visit. You need to raise that hoop up so it's just out of dunking range.

Check Goodrx.com.

Do YOU really need that??

Easy peasy man. I've only been to Texas twice, but even I can sum up the history of Texas. 1. The Alamo 2. Texas statehood. 3. Killed Kennedy. 4. Welcomed migrants.

The primary factor in choosing a wife?

Shouldn't be a problem in Texas. Seems like there are thousands of new prospects arriving daily from south of the border. Get working on it...

In June it will be 18 years I have been married to my Russian scammer. Looks like I am stuck with her. LOL

Does Mini-B understand the consequences of failing many classes? Might shake him up a bit if he fears repeating the year with "new friends". Perhaps the schools don't do that anymore?

Welcome back to the right side of the country. On another note, sad to see you have caved to TBone's crazy math...

Careful. Don't strain yourself. Remember, it's not cat hair, it's kitty glitter. We never get monsoons here...

I'm hoping you can keep up your portion of the duties. Oh no, my imagination just took a down turn for you. So sad, and embarrassing. Keep it up, bro.

Oh my. Now you're making me blush. I just can't imagine doing such things. Hope everyone was protected.

Upvotes being withheld pending provocative stories detailing your intimate interactions with rubias. And we need very intimate details.... We're living vicariously

Only slightly used and picked up for a steal at a GS a few weeks ago...

Not here, no man. 😆

Just shows you can get anything on Amazon.

At least you got items that you really need.

I've got one of those. She's not a dentist, but she thinks she is since she works in the office with me! Surprised they couldn't do it all at the same time, but some offices work differently... Sounds like you will have to sell several more POTS so you can pay the big bucks for the ortho. Pretty much all my patients are adults, and most of them are 70+ years old. Have had a surprising number of them opt for "ortho" to take care of those crooked front teeth. My joke, which has more truth to it than we care to admit, is that a lot of money is wasted on kids ortho as they always lose their retainers or just quit wearing them and several years later they are back close to what they started with. I tell this to my adult patients and say that since they are older and wiser and they are paying with their own money they are much more likely to follow through and keep up with after care. I got talked into being an overseeing dentist for the now defunct "Smile Direct Club" where patients would come to me to start their Smile Direct aligners and I would be the one to monitor and help with any problems. Smile Direct was a low level orthodontic treatment geared to simple movement of crooked anterior teeth in easy cases. It was originally marketed as a do it at home system, but that got them into some trouble. My recommendation is to find a good orthodontist and ask if Mini-B's case can be done well with Invisalign. Wearing the retainers following treatment is imperative. This also means you will be buying new retainers probably yearly. Great way for the orthodontist to continue to make money after the case is complete! Sounds like everything else went well. Good job Mini-B