Neonred

Well, it's May and that means several things to me. First, it's the first weekend which means Derby weekend. Near and dear to my heart having gone to dental school and done residency in Louisville many, many years ago (note I was careful not to trigger TBoneTX). Secondly it means most of our snowbirds are finally headed north and soon we will be getting our town back. Third it means time to start preparing for hurricane season. Will be checking generators and supplies and start restocking gasoline reserves.

I'll be interested to know how well you do on your Inglish paper!

Seems like YOU should be home schooling him, si man!

I see now where CiCi's pizza has a Monday and Tuesday special. $4.99 Just in time for the Derby weekend

Nothing really new here. It's been going on for many years.

You didn't specify they needed to be attractive. You know what they say, an ugly fat one will never leave you...

Well, as a friend just trying to help you out...

Found a cutie for you.

I'm sure it's easier than climbing stairs.

Holy pepperoni! I couldn't stash that many slices in my stomach, left leg, right leg, and all my pockets! Here we go again...

When you have your medical be sure to get a copy of your DS 3025 form that documents your completed vaccinations. This may save you from needing to make an appointment, pay the fee, and find a civil surgeon in the US to sign off.

Which embassy would you try to do this through?

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The BK double cheeseburger was my go to burger at the end of a long hard night of heavy drinking back in my undergrad days at the U of South Carolina in Columbia. Then I went on to dental school in Louisville KY and was introduced to White Castle sliders. Now that's a sack of "burgers" that keeps on giving for a couple of days, both coming and going.

Oh, at first I thought you were talking about tires....a spare Dunlop tire...just above the waistline.

Guess we will be seeing that one on the Car Chase channel over on Pluto TV. Couldn't believe there was a channel dedicated strictly to car chases in the LA area. Somehow I found myself wasting too much time watching this ridiculous channel, but I guess it's like watching a train wreck.

Reminds me of the time I was driving from Darlington SC back to Columbia in my '71 Dodge Dart (please don't laugh). I had just gotten a fancy new "radar detector", Bearcat was the brand. I also was doing at least 10 over and that darn new radar detector kept making noise and I thought there was something wrong with it. Just about that time I saw the cop in the median. Sure enough he pulled out to track me down. I slowed right down and pulled that detector off the dash. He followed right behind me for a couple of miles but didn't pull me over. Only thing I could figure was that he was a SC fan and liked all the stupid bumper stickers I had on the back of the car. "Go Gamecocks" and "Rednecks turn orange in the fall". One thing I'm sure of is that he wasn't a Clemson fan. That would have been '78 or '79.

Someone has a large capacity cast iron stomach.

How do they do that?

I especially like that in a couple of places they throw in coffee or a lunch with the mayor. WOW Here in SW Florida we are getting too many people moving here. We should be offering money for people to move out.

I set you up for that one. Actually thought I was setting up TBone Good to see you back here again. You have been gone so long I'm having trouble remembering how to decipher your post. It was truly miserable. For part of it I headed south...to the Keys!

Got me to thinking about driving the perimeter of Texas. Then I realized I have a short attention span and if it takes more than a day I'll just skip it.

Care to explain? That just seems so odd.

Not enough information....

It's been an unusually cold winter here. Several days where it was in the mid 40's early am and didn't even break out of the 60's all day. How does one get warmed up in horrible weather like that?