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College football (The schools I went to, South Carolina and Louisville, or the school my kids went to, Florida State) Men's College basketball (Louisville) Women's College basketball (South Carolina and Louisville) NASCAR and F1 but I'm losing some interest in these.

Congrats. Best time of the day. I do this every day, and even earlier on the weekends. Was that the diet plate? May I suggest Blazing Saddles? We we, si man. Can't wait to hear the next episode I think you're just getting old...

I won't enter Walmart after 9 am. Too crazy and I'm not a fan of crowded places.

I do most of the shopping, and it's at Walmart at 6 am. Great time to shop and I save about 20% vs the local supermarket, Publix. When I'm in the Keys it's Winn Dixie because that's about all we have close by.

I get it. I'm married to one of those. But mine doesn't even look old! My ex-wife, on the other hand...

OK So you're a lot older than I thought. LOL

That would be a cougar? Oh wait a minute. You would have to be a young hottie for that to be the case. Just wondering how "mature" she is.

Happy birthday. I'm breaking up with you. So cold. LOL

I hope you are using protection...

Yes, it is a shame it has come to this. If everyone follows the rules then there is no need for raids. When tens of millions cheat the system then something has to be done and of course citizens are going to be stopped and questioned.

Isn't it a crime to enter the US illegally to begin with?

And now it makes sense why his/her English skills are poor.

Where you grew up...the formative years. Seems your nothing more than a corn eating simian. LOL That must have been interesting... Oh boy. That should make her bleed even more. (It's a blood thinner) Oh, here we go... She's good. Must have done this before. Yep. Must of us on VJ (but unfortunately not all) know this already. No kidding. Don't get wrapped up with this one. Time to move on.

Job wise I am 100% more productive when I am in the office.

Toilet seats? Who uses those? On several trips to Western Europe I encountered toilets with no seats. In fact no real toilet, just a hole. I thought what a great idea and did the same at my office. Squat and plop. That also leads me to an encounter in Russia on my first trip to visit the girl that is now my wife. First day we are walking in the city center when I have an immediate and urgent case of lower intestinal...travelers emergency. We duck in to a very near cafe and I run to the restroom to find that the toilet seat is missing. Oh no... Well some how I managed. (I've left out the graphic details) But damn, those Russians will steal anything even if it is screwed down. So she is like Cher How's the diet going?? I hope you are saving one of those week old subs for the IC. WOW. Where can I find an IC like that?

When will you be able to go to the reservation to visit her and see the teepee?

I just knew you weren't a real Texan I said that same thing about 40 years ago, and look where I am now.

Sounds like this relationship (with the Junior Indian Chica) is progressing. Have you talked to mini-B about having a half-breed half-brother? Reminds me of a song by Cher. LOL Remember, it's not only mius that can be high maintenance... It's wintery here too. Was just 55 this am and may be into the upper 30's by Thursday morning. Lucky for me I am heading to the Keys Wednesday after work. Won't be so cold. Be sure to report back with the latest news and weather.

What??? And you think YOU are having a hard time with verbiage...

Yep. She gave me 12 upvotes today. I love that girl.

I don't know much about food coloring, but I do remember Brown 25. Anyone remember? Probably before your time.

In my family we are right wing nut jobs. We have guns. We stand by the motto "you loot, we shoot". Surprisingly my Russian wife is more right wing and nutty than me. And she is really good with guns too. It was required of them in school back in the cold war days.

I like this girl already! Probably lives with her boyfriend

With any luck she belongs to the Shakopee tribe. $$

Yep. Windstorm insurance is very expensive here and the deductible is generally a percentage of the home value. In my case it was a 3% deductible, so 3% of 470k or something like that. 2% is probably the norm, but then you pay more of course. Especially in the FL Keys.