Wait, what?
You can't be that old...
I'm not happy. Next long trip to the Keys is supposed to be the last week of this month. Last night my wife tells me that her daughter that lives across the state wants us to take care of her kids in the middle of that week. The daughter wants to go to a concert in Las Vegas and her husband has a business trip at the same time. These are the same kids that disrupted my Christmas escape. And of course we will also need to attend to their two bunnies and tortoise. Wife doesn't want them at our house because of the mess that will be created, and I really don't want to stay (with our two young dogs) at their dump. Last time we were at their house I had to use the bathroom and I was seriously "afraid" of what I might catch. Really it was gross and I suggested that they should consider having a maid come once a month to help clean. The Brit husband says they can't afford it and the (6 and 8 year old) kids should be cleaning. I'm still trying to figure this out. Perhaps I will tell the daughter she must drive the kids and their zoo down to the Keys and pick them up after. She won't like that. I can see this is going to get messy.