Toilet seats? Who uses those? On several trips to Western Europe I encountered toilets with no seats. In fact no real toilet, just a hole. I thought what a great idea and did the same at my office. Squat and plop.
That also leads me to an encounter in Russia on my first trip to visit the girl that is now my wife. First day we are walking in the city center when I have an immediate and urgent case of lower intestinal...travelers emergency. We duck in to a very near cafe and I run to the restroom to find that the toilet seat is missing. Oh no... Well some how I managed. (I've left out the graphic details) But damn, those Russians will steal anything even if it is screwed down.
So she is like Cher
How's the diet going??
I hope you are saving one of those week old subs for the IC.
WOW. Where can I find an IC like that?