Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see and no foolin' man:
Awoke far before alarm, Bro G already deep in Walmart man.
Rather glum and depressed, already-exhausted we man.
Went to bank* to cash check for Mama T-B., $i man.
*where they rolled out red carpet, $ucce$$ful POTS** magnate we man
**buy yours today, si man!
Was hoping to drop off funds at Mama T-B.'s before latter returned from lunch, hopeful we man.
Mama T-B. had just returned, man.
We endured a solid half-hour of lectures about Uncle T-B., investments, and hunt-wifing, man.
We were even more exhausted after this, man.
Got Uncle T-B.'s grocery list from front desk, duly left by senior he man for we man man.
Decided to treat ourself to lunch out, Olive Garden lunch special man.
We consumed a full salad + breadsticks + chicken parmigiana, ingest we man.
Returned to casa to try to siesta, siesta we man.
We awoke early from this zzz, too, we man.
Finally started on taxes for CPAs***, delinquent we man.
***one for each month of the year consequent to ma$$ive POTS**** income, si man
****buy yours today, si man!
Made fair progress, far more to do in regard to this taxing experience man.
Debated whether to cancel planned and long-delayed first caucus with PJC, Proximal Junior Chica she man.
Went anyway, what's to lose and only 2+ miles away man.
Up-picked PJC at her casa, carless PJC she man.
PJC far more attractive in person than in profile fotos, hmm man.
Spent 2+ hours yakking in coffee shop, yak we and PJC man.
Had no idea what to do next, stumped we and PJC man.
Returned to our casa to YouTube Epic: [Something] Animated, long but actually quite qualitative man.
Finished after Many (>[2+1]) hours, epic indeed man.
Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest we and PJC man.
Returned PJC to her casa after nearly a Many-hour ([2+2+2]-hour) caucus, successful man.
We shall see the PJC again, conclude we and PJC man.
Curbsided the garbage, curbside we man.
Ministered to indignant miu, Why Did You Ignore Me, Your Royal Miu, All Evening Daddy miu man.
We shall grocery for Uncle T-B. and continue taxing ourself on Tuesday, plan we man.
No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort further we man.
And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.