Consolemaster's greatest hits

[mawilson 2,133]

On congratulating people:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I think everyone should just write congratulatory to everyone!

(date='Mar 23 2007, 04:22 PM' post='796586')

Everyone gets a congratulatory from me.

(date='Mar 27 2007, 09:48 PM' post='804488')

Unfortunately, we have members who have a problem with me giving others congratulatory messages and good luck messages to people. I feel very sorry for them. They seem to lack souls, and respect.

(date='Mar 30 2007, 04:01 PM' post='810614')

On reporting VJ posts:

I never. Part of free speech. Unless, the situation warrants an ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY! For example, suicidal maniac, a serial rapist, a psychopath, sociopath, etc...These people ruins everything, so you must report them.

(date='Mar 22 2007, 10:42 PM' post='794966')

On homosexuality:

Why are there so many gay people in highly developed countries versus under developed countries?

(date='Mar 22 2007, 10:43 PM' post='794969')

On the use of 'ignore' button:

Vital information maybe lost if I ignore people.

(date='Mar 23 2007, 12:14 AM' post='795072')

On the cost of underwear:

I didn't know underwear costs so much money. Geezes.

(date='Mar 23 2007, 09:18 PM' post='797069')

On pet food poisoning:

Is it an act of terrorism if pets are attacked?

(date='Mar 25 2007, 09:23 AM' post='798840')

On lesbianism:

Ewww.. I'm a male. I find that disgusting. I just want to puke.

(date='Mar 25 2007, 10:56 PM' post='799737')

On God and heaven:

I'm my own God. I give myself my own heaven!

(date='Mar 26 2007, 11:13 AM' post='800414')

Yes, I am GOD! God doesn't exist through me because I am him. You have no right to say god exist through me. You can speak it, however, you cannot know that I'm GOD!

(date='Mar 27 2007, 11:08 AM' post='802885')

On suicide:

I know in my State, attempted suicde earns you jail time.

Oh yeah. Any sexual intercourse position other than missionary is illegal here too. However, it's rarely enforced.

(date='Mar 26 2007, 11:34 AM' post='800468')

On the Bible:

The bible is not science. I know because I'm an Engineer. If I relied on the bible, then your life as well as everyone else here would probably suffered major consequences from my errors.

(date='Mar 26 2007, 12:02 PM' post='800552')

The Bible cannot be seen with Mathematics and Science.

And, you cannot use the Bible to prove Math and Science. I know. I am an Engineer.

(date='Mar 26 2007, 05:14 PM' post='801394')

On using nuclear weapons:

I can cause high casulties, and destroy an entire continent (please, note the exaggeration)!

However, I don't like killing people.

(date='Mar 26 2007, 12:56 PM' post='800684')

On anti-war protests:

It seems now, an Anti-War Protest is in itself is also War. They're indistinguishable from one another. When will people realize it? Never. Morons.

(date='Mar 26 2007, 05:08 PM' post='801382')

On Al Gore:

In a communistic society, Al Gore probably would be killed. In a democratic and capitalistic society, it's okay.

(date='Mar 27 2007, 11:13 AM' post='802901')

On "perfect job":

Engineering! Engineering is the best job ever! You get to work with cutting edge technology. Hire people to take risks for you, such as electricians or HVAC workers. However, HVAC and electrician gets paid well too.

But, it does require an engineering degree.

(date='Mar 28 2007, 06:56 PM' post='806433')

On geography of the British Isles:

Isn't Ireland a part of the UK?

Yeah, just asking since I'm unfamiliar with the territory.

(date='Mar 29 2007, 08:57 AM' post='807361')

On his own posts:

If you think by acknowledging someone's success pointless, then I feel sorry for you guys. None of my post is pointless.

(date='Mar 29 2007, 11:44 AM' post='807762')

On Puerto Rican music:

Ever drive by a car that has their music cranked up to the max? Ever had to listen to a car that vibrates even your apartment building, like a earthquake?

Most times these cars have Peurto Ricans, Spanish music playing. A human theshold of hearing is an average of 90 dB. The exposure I received from these loudness over time have caused my ear to decrease in their sensitivity. I don't understand why there is a need to have loud music playing like that. I am ready to file a lawsuit for the compensation. These people will need to pay for their disturbances. I'm sick of it.

(date='Mar 31 2007, 11:15 AM' post='811771')

On following instructions:

You're dealing with people. If they get suspicious, they don't follow instructions.

(date='Mar 31 2007, 01:18 PM' post='811942')

On adultery:

In Cambodia, the lover and the perpetrator both goes to jail.

(date='Mar 31 2007, 04:50 PM' post='812176')

On post counts:

If Captain Kwok will reset my post counts, it'll be fine.

(date='Mar 31 2007, 10:18 PM' post='812436')

On right and wrong:

There's no right and wrong in society. It's the law that makes it so.

(date='Apr 1 2007, 09:52 PM' post='813580')

On fighting obesity:

Isn't the best way to fight obesity is with diet and excercise? In Cambodia, I hardly see any fat woman and children. If they do, then it's like less than 1% of the population that is obese.

(date='Apr 3 2007, 11:34 PM' post='817811')

On his first date experience:

First date? When I got sick and suffered from diarrhea.

(date='Apr 24 2007, 02:00 PM' post='860229')

On his command of English:

My native tongue is Cambodian, and English is my second language. I remembered growing up knowing hardly any English. My father bought me a notebook for me so I can dribble. I wanted to write English, but I couldn't. And, my father couldn't help either because he too was learning English. So, I got mad and ripped the notebook in half. Ever since then, I told myself that I must study very hard and read English as much as possible. Strangely enough, I am now fluent in English and surpassed my classmates who have parents that can speak English.

(date='Apr 2 2007, 01:37 PM' post='814539')

The housing projects here consists a majority of Spainish speakers! It's so weird. These people need to get a job, learn English, and adapt to culture. I live nearby them, and I am Asian. English is my second language. I speak better than these people, not only that, my English is superior compared to most English speakers as well. Not bad for English as a second language.

(date='Apr 30 2007, 08:09 AM' post='872223')

I came here without knowing English. And, I've contribute alot to the community more so than those families who lived here for generations. I don't like those who mentioned that a prerequisite be required for English.

(date='May 2 2007, 02:19 PM' post='878731')

On bestiality:

My wife is human. I can never have sex with an another animal.

(date='Apr 30 2007, 07:42 PM' post='874055')

On handguns:

A handgun is dangerous upon the user.

(date='May 1 2007, 03:06 PM' post='876099')

On CSI:

CSI is a group of fake scientists with huge egos. I hate them very much.

(date='May 6 2007, 07:58 AM' post='888048')

On non-engineering majors:

A challenge is when logical thinking is enforced. Memorization isn't really challenging because all it's doing is not thinking. I am stubborn in this area because if no one proves me wrong, I will continue to reign this ignorance.

My professors also makes fun of people in CVPA majors. If you can't do Engineering, go do basket weaving. My ignorance is strong. Anyway, this is not this thread's topic.

(date='May 7 2007, 10:07 AM' post='890413')

[Jenn! 918]

Sues'day!

[Nagishkaw 510]

GEEZES !!!

[mawilson 2,133]

GEEZES !!!

[GrenadianCrix 1]

ROFLMAO!

I don't care if this guy is real or made up...this stuff is hysterical

...and i should know, i'm an engineer....ahahahahaha

Hat's off to you Consolemaster.....you are the master!

Edited May 7, 2007 by GrenadianCrix

[Nagishkaw 510]

Although he's been deluded by countless wet dreams of celebrity,he does offer a unique glimpse into a world of total insanity. He's no sockpuppet, you can be sure of that.

[kitkat1 5]

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna pee in my pants.

I really lost it over this one: Vital information maybe lost if I ignore people

[Mags 112]

I'll admit I snorted like a pig when I read the " My father bought me a notebook for me so I can dribble" comment.

Classic.

[William33 110]

Priceless!!

[Niels Bohr 72]

I'll admit I snorted like a pig when I read the " My father bought me a notebook for me so I can dribble" comment.

Classic.

Hmm...Yes. I forgot about that. I meant to say scribble. Oh well.

[Minya's wife 24]

On lesbianism:

Ewww.. I'm a male. I find that disgusting. I just want to puke.

(date='Mar 25 2007, 10:56 PM' post='799737')

Or you could just wait for some vormit to come up!

[Mary Lou 681]

On lesbianism:

Ewww.. I'm a male. I find that disgusting. I just want to puke.

(date='Mar 25 2007, 10:56 PM' post='799737')

Or you could just wait for some vormit to come up!

[Nagishkaw 510]

On lesbianism:

Ewww.. I'm a male. I find that disgusting. I just want to puke.

(date='Mar 25 2007, 10:56 PM' post='799737')

Or you could just wait for some vormit to come up!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbs:

[Mary Lou 681]

I just have to say, Thanks for the laughs, Mawilson and Consolemaster

I havent laughed this hard in ages, i've tears in my eyes

[Nancy2015 2]

Mawilson, how long did it take you to collect these posts? Seems like a lot of work.