REDNECKS AREN'T JUST IN THE SOUTH

[brnidokiegurl 0]

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE

STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION ?

REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT .

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments

of $560.00).

He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and

of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with

their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.

They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the

ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is

going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with

a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might

slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and

becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of

action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they

throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR,

the GUNS, and the DOG..???

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING;

especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog

takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of

dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

Th e t wo men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in

their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the

dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.

One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is

loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog

stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and

this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course

terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to

find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the

truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the

truck and takes off after his master.

Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! !

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving

the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened"

looks on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal

use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet

to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

The dog is okay. . doing fine.

And you thought Rednecks only lived in the South...

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

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[brnidokiegurl 0]

Party pooper, its still cute !!!!!!!!!

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

Party pooper, its still cute !!!!!!!!!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Yea i know of the site, we have a guy here at work, everything we send to him he comes back and disputes the articles. Solution: we just quite sending to him Don't shoot the messenger

[Fandango 1,440]

Charles, do you remember one of the first hoohas here when you were posting all those jokes?

lol, good times

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

Charles, do you remember one of the first hoohas here when you were posting all those jokes?

lol, good times

oh yeah. tried to lighten the mood and see what happened?

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Maybe i took his job then? anyway i just get alot (emails that is) here at work. Since all my visa stuff is just in process now feeling a little (on hold)

[almaty 19]

still a good story

[Saddle Bronc 124]

brnidokiegurl, was your story from The Onion?

:lol:

[brnidokiegurl 0]

I just got from a friends email to me, no telling who started it

[Jasman0717 9]

I like the Navagator story best, payments were bigger

[brnidokiegurl 0]

then in this case bigger is NOT better

[cbd2cai 0]

then in this case bigger is NOT better