New Year Resolutions

[Henia 11]

The tradition of taking a resolution at New Year and fulfill it in the coming year, dates back to the early Babylonians. Some some fun humor for NEW YEAR resolution. The Babylonians believed that what a person does on the first day of the New Year will affect him or her throughout the year.

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Here are some fun resolutions...add your own.

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending 1000 e-mails to my husband daily.

I resolve to work with neglected children—my own. (just jk)

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."

I will read the manual.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning

I will not tell the same story at every get together

I will eat ice-cream at midnight - every midnight of the year, I mean, not just this one

I won't worry so much -fussy gussy

I need to start worrying a little -a meery spirit

I will cut my hair , very short like a twixy

So many shoppes so little time - will make more time

This year I'm going to be kind

This year I'm going to stop being so nice

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll TELL him he stinks! I'm going to learn cusswords in different

I don't need no STINKING resolutions!

If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it

I will remember that Chocolate Day is on the 29th of every month

I will be more imaginative

With that cloned cow having given birth and everything, I resolve to pay more attention to where my food comes from this next year

I hope to be able to make people think happy thoughts when they think of me

I will go on long ego trips

I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth

I will have noble thoughts

I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

Here are some more funny ones on http://www.hereinreality.com/resolutions.html

I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously - Me

Now you...

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[Scott & Lai 12]

I resolve to make one resolution.

[Henia 11]

I resolve to make one resolution.

good one

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Maybe resolve to not spend another Christmas day alone

[Pam&Mbaye 0]

To mind my own business, I don't need anyone elses drama in my life but my own

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I've made a resolution but I'm keeping it to myself.

[Savanphil 3]

I resolve to eat better and exercise (no slacking)

I will also clear up my credit

Listen to my hubby more (because he's usually right)

[one...two...tree 2,762]

To read more books this year.

[LiszyandKenny 5]

My resolution is "Don't make any resolution"

[Sheriff Uling 3]

Listen to my hubby more (because he's usually right)

I'm sure that you won't tell him that he's usually correct... LOL!!!

[Savanphil 3]

Listen to my hubby more (because he's usually right)

I'm sure that you won't tell him that he's usually correct... LOL!!!

No way, that's a

[Fandango 1,440]

I have many! Every year at this time I sit down and evaluate how the year's gone...what I did wrong, what I did right, what I could have done better, etc....then I make a business plan for the next year focusing on the areas where I need improvement.

Here are some of my resolutions:

To change firms in my profession....time to move on!

To quit smoking AGAIN for the umpteenth time, but to actually STICK with it.

To stop abusing my body...ie...eat better...stop skipping meals, less coffee, less booze, go to bed earlier, take vitamins regularly.....I want a full year of preparing my body to be really healthy before D and I try to get preggers.

Stop wasting so much time on inane shiznit

Stop shopping so damn much and clear out stuff I don't need....things in the closet with tags on from years ago...either wear it or give it away....simplify my life and de-clutter my feng shui, lol.

Be more structured at my work....no more 9pm nights and still working. Set parameters and stop letting people run me rampant.

Be more selective in what I choose to take on workwise....

Be more selfish when it comes to me!!!

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

Stop wasting so much time on inane shiznit

so we'll see less of you in ot?

my resolution for the new year is to think of a resolution

[Scott & Lai 12]

My resolution is "Don't make any resolution"

And you just broke your resolution; so now you've got that out of the way

[Traviesa 0]

My resolution is to take full advantage of the opportunity that has presented itself by way of myself moving into my grandma's house, and to use that newly freed up income in the exact way that I have planned, to get a good start on getting all my debt paid off by the time Javier comes home. This is going to be hard for me-I've gotten used to living on zero discretionary income, but as soon as there's a little extra in the account I'm afraid I'll end up blowing it.