Osama smitten with Whitney

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Book: Osama smitten by Whitney Houston

LONDON, Aug. 21 (UPI) -- A Sudanese writer who claims she was Osama bin Laden's sex slave says the terror mastermind once had his sights set on U.S. singer Whitney Houston.

The Daily Mail reported Monday that Kola Boof, born on the Nile River in Sudan, claims to have been held prisoner for four months in a Moroccan hotel some 10 years ago where she was raped by al-Qaida leader.

She wrote in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which was excerpted in Harpers' Bazaar magazine: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

She said bin Laden was "obsessed" with the singer and considered killing her husband, Bobby Brown.

"Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly," the Mail reported.

Boof also says bin Laden not only read the Koran, but she came across Star and Playboy magazines in his briefcase. His favorite television shows, she claims, were U.S. series "The Wonder Years," "Miami Vice" and "MacGyver."

[dalegg 143]

She said bin Laden was "obsessed" with the singer and considered killing her husband, Bobby Brown.

Oh Whitney's gonna have a nice alibi when she finally has enough of Bobby. Bin Laden did it!!!!

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What!

[Henia 11]

LoL

[Mirorgate 0]

"BOBBE!"

[nayalamb 0]

osama has the hots for "crack is whack" whitney? well he has to meet her high standards first:

1) must be able to make up a crazy song & dance routine on the spur of the moment (especially in a sunglasses store to freak out the clerks)

2) must be able to scoop out a rogue poop when necessary

3) must have a jaw and bottom lip that swing wildly when speaking

4) must be arrested at least once a year to keep names in the public eye

5) must be able to answer every question "hell to the naw!"

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osama has the hots for "crack is whack" whitney? well he has to meet her high standards first:

1) must be able to make up a crazy song & dance routine on the spur of the moment (especially in a sunglasses store to freak out the clerks)

2) must be able to scoop out a rogue poop when necessary

3) must have a jaw and bottom lip that swing wildly when speaking

4) must be arrested at least once a year to keep names in the public eye

5) must be able to answer every question "hell to the naw!"

I'm thinking Osama's not having a problem with this bolded one....

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Edited August 22, 2006 by Garfield fan

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Can you imagine if those two actually got together??

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If the Whitney Houston thing is true, then I question his taste in women.

I googled this Kola Boof chick, who claims to have been bin Ladens sex slave and... well, judge for yourself. I edited out her nips so the VJ Mod's don't get too pissed about it.

[Mirorgate 0]

If the Whitney Houston thing is true, then I question his taste in women.

I googled this Kola Boof chick, who claims to have been bin Ladens sex slave and... well, judge for yourself. I edited out her nips so the VJ Mod's don't get too pissed about it.

"It burns us precious! It burns us!"

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[vartan 0]

The goggles they do nothing!!!

[dalegg 143]

The goggles they do nothing!!!

One of my son's favorite lines.

[Elizabethnhenry 0]

She said bin Laden was "obsessed" with the singer and considered killing her husband, Bobby Brown.

Oh Whitney's gonna have a nice alibi when she finally has enough of Bobby. Bin Laden did it!!!!