Is it possible to get approved before I apply?

[zethris 0]

They know everything. So if I think hard enough, will they approve my case before I officialy send the papers?

Also, will they have a problem with me and my fiance being a trans-gender conversion where I was once a woman, I am now a man, and she was once a man and now is a woman?

Would they know that already?

Oh yeah, i'm also married to myself and visited Canada once for 3 years and came back. Is that a problem?

How about if we had pets, can they be immigrated? They are like our childrens.

I will also write them a nice letter letting them know I am a special case because I am human and now a full American not just legaly, but by heart too.

My spouse (myself) wants a divorce. So is that a problem if I haven't divorced myself yet? Probably not because I will write a nice letter to the USCIS letting them know I am a natural American citizen who was born here, but lived in another country and came back.

Edited August 13, 2006 by zethris

[Boiler 44,861]

You posted in the wrong forum, should be in Off Topic.

[zethris 0]

You posted in the wrong forum, should be in Off Topic.

No I did not, this is a real question. If somehow they can do it in a week. Why not instantly?

Go throw paint on someone elses fur you hippy.

peace out....and in... and up...maybe down. yeah.. peace down

meh, anyways this post can be deletedfor all I care. This is an obvious lampoon of our friend dethknell in the other thread. For those of you who didn't grab that right away, I suggest maybe stepping away from the computer and enjoy a nice movie to remember humor.

Edited August 13, 2006 by zethris

[noura 0]

[babybunny 2]

They know everything. So if I think hard enough, will they approve my case before I officialy send the papers?

Also, will they have a problem with me and my fiance being a trans-gender conversion where I was once a woman, I am now a man, and she was once a man and now is a woman?

Would they know that already?

Oh yeah, i'm also married to myself and visited Canada once for 3 years and came back. Is that a problem?

How about if we had pets, can they be immigrated? They are like our childrens.

I will also write them a nice letter letting them know I am a special case because I am human and now a full American not just legaly, but by heart too.

My spouse (myself) wants a divorce. So is that a problem if I haven't divorced myself yet? Probably not because I will write a nice letter to the USCIS letting them know I am a natural American citizen who was born here, but lived in another country and came back.

* the Role of confused troll. has been already taken by Chinaprincess aka El Presidente and her stunt double death knell

however, there are current audtions for a VJ Sugar-Plum fairy superviser.

Edited August 13, 2006 by babybunny

[zethris 0]

Darn, well there goes my special pancake breakfast I had planned in celebration for being at least the most confusING non-troll.

Like, what is the square root of: Brelenchpiclash ?

The correct answer is deffiniatly not 2.

[babybunny 2]

Darn, well there goes my special pancake breakfast I had planned in celebration for being at least the most confusING non-troll.

Like, what is the square root of: Brelenchpiclash ?

The correct answer is deffiniatly not 2.

[Kajikit 65]

If you just sit tight there'll be some nice people along very soon to take you away for a good long rest... they'll even throw in a lovely soft white jacket to keep you warm on the way.

[lostinlove228 0]

I needed a nice left.

Here is a question when you marry your self, do you register it with the county? So did your male self marry your female self and why are cheating on your self. That is wrong.

[incanada1234 0]

I don't know you but I like you, zethris.

[Ric Flair 0]

If you just sit tight there'll be some nice people along very soon to take you away for a good long rest... they'll even throw in a lovely soft white jacket to keep you warm on the way.

Wooooo!

Ric Flair says:

Shut your mouth! The OP needs to stay crazy. How do you think Ric Flair became the 22 time what? champion of the world!

Woooooo!

*takes off shoes, tears off shirt, hits the ropes and does the Flair dance.

Woooooo!

[#@!!* 0]

If you just sit tight there'll be some nice people along very soon to take you away for a good long rest... they'll even throw in a lovely soft white jacket to keep you warm on the way.

Wooooo!

Ric Flair says:

Shut your mouth! The OP needs to stay crazy. How do you think Ric Flair became the 22 time what? champion of the world!

Woooooo!

*takes off shoes, tears off shirt, hits the ropes and does the Flair dance.

Woooooo!

For the love of all that is sacred, please put your shirt on.

They know everything. So if I think hard enough, will they approve my case before I officialy send the papers?

Also, will they have a problem with me and my fiance being a trans-gender conversion where I was once a woman, I am now a man, and she was once a man and now is a woman?

Would they know that already?

Oh yeah, i'm also married to myself and visited Canada once for 3 years and came back. Is that a problem?

How about if we had pets, can they be immigrated? They are like our childrens.

I will also write them a nice letter letting them know I am a special case because I am human and now a full American not just legaly, but by heart too.

My spouse (myself) wants a divorce. So is that a problem if I haven't divorced myself yet? Probably not because I will write a nice letter to the USCIS letting them know I am a natural American citizen who was born here, but lived in another country and came back.

The answer is, and/or is not, in part, in total, in no particular order....yes, no, I don't know, maybe, perhaps, sort of, it is possible because everything is possible in a cartoon.

[Ric Flair 0]

For the love of all that is sacred, please put your shirt on.

Wooooo!

Close your eyes and take a look at god's greatest creation and think about how better your life would be with the Nature Boy Ric Flair.

Woooooo!

[iceyspots 0]

[Sinergy 3]

Im concearned about the children in this relationship

Edited August 14, 2006 by Ionescu