Ladies, it really IS good for your skin. We weren't lying ;)

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. The substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called (seriously) Bioforskning. Spermine facials (really) cost $250 at Townhouse Spa, where the substance is penetrated with ultrasound and infrared light (a more basic treatment can be found for $125 at the nearby Graceful Services).

http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/56941/

[Nagishkaw 510]

Men have been giving themselves facials since , well, nevermind.

[john & jean 37]

Men have been giving themselves facials since , well, nevermind.

ummm, anyone care for a pearl necklace

[scandal 951]

Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to diminish wrinkles and smooth the skin. The substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called (seriously) Bioforskning. Spermine facials (really) cost $250 at Townhouse Spa, where the substance is penetrated with ultrasound and infrared light (a more basic treatment can be found for $125 at the nearby Graceful Services).

http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/56941/

$250 per treatment?

Heck ladies, I'd be happy to give you a substantial discount for this lovely spermine treat Contact me by PM for more details........

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I don't know a man alive who wouldn't be willing to allow a woman to partake for substantially less than $250

[MrsCat 6]

Sounds like an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t when people stick snails on their face.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

eric will be so happy to hear this

[trinket 30]

Oh is it facial time already :dance:

[Susita 175]

Yeah let me run to the bank right now, I'm all over that.

[alienlovechild 75]

I got yer fountain of youth right here, baby.

[fozzie 41]

Guys, we need to form a group such as OPEC to regulate the price. We can't have some offering this service at a discounted price. If we stick together we can get upward of $400. Its a well known fact that all women fear the aging process and will do anything to get their hands on this powerful elixir!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Guys, we need to form a group such as OPEC to regulate the price. We can't have some offering this service at a discounted price. If we stick together we can get upward of $400. Its a well known fact that all women fear the aging process and will do anything to get their hands on this powerful elixir!

No, I can't help myself. I am generous like that.

[scandal 951]

Guys, we need to form a group such as OPEC to regulate the price. We can't have some offering this service at a discounted price. If we stick together we can get upward of $400. Its a well known fact that all women fear the aging process and will do anything to get their hands on this powerful elixir!

No, I can't help myself. I am generous like that.

I agree. I'm happy to undercut whatever price you guys charge.. Just doing my bit for all those deserving ladies out there

[JVKn'CVO 11]

It can't be that good...if it were, porn actresses would never get wrinkles

Saludos,

Caro

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

It can't be that good...if it were, porn actresses would never get wrinkles

Saludos,

Caro

They get wrinkles after they retire. Coincidence? I think not.