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I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

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I have this discussion with friends sometimes.

When I was in my teens I read an article that stated that the average human male passes gas from 15 to 20 times per day.

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I've never really counted how many times I fart per day. I only keep track of how many times I can make other peoples eyes water when I do... :P

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intersting topic..depends on what i have been eating..a 7 bean salad.....continous

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lol...

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They say the average human farts around 14 times per day. (Some sources vary.) :blink:

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lol...and the curtains

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I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well. :lol:

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I would like to know how many times anybody farted in a day. I fart like 20-30x a day at least. Sometimes they stink the entire house, and sometimes they are blanks (non-stink fart). Just curious.

My condolences to your unfortunate wife. Love is not only blind...let's hope it lacks a sense of smell as well. :lol:

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10/14/2006 - Married! The perfect wedding day.

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10/23/2006 - AOS and EAD filed

05/29/2007 - RFE (lost medical)

08/02/2007 - RFE received back at CSC

08/10/2007 - Card Production ordered

08/17/2007 - Green Card Arrives

Removing Conditions

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05/13/2009 - NOA1

06/12/2009 - Biometrics Appointment

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soo true...even the dog

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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