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http://www.howcast.com/guides/1866-How-To-...or-a-Green-Card

"Step 13: File Form I-751

Within 90 days of your second anniversary, you will need to file Form I-751 in order to remove the “conditional” status. Once that’s done, you are a now a permanent resident—and, if you’d like, you can now divorce your spouse."

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Filed: Country: Vietnam (no flag)
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Step 6: Move in together

Whether you’re really a couple or not, you’ll still need to prove that you live together. We recommend moving in, since honesty is always the best policy—even when you’re lying.

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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Holy #######....how is this not illegal to publish? :o

You Will Need

  • A willing American citizen
  • Money
  • The ability to believably lie (optional)
...and then they conveniently put this disclaimer below it:

Warning: Fraudulent green card marriages are punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

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Filed: Country: Vietnam (no flag)
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Holy #######....how is this not illegal to publish? :o

You Will Need

  • A willing American citizen
  • Money
  • The ability to believably lie (optional)
...and then they conveniently put this disclaimer below it:

Warning: Fraudulent green card marriages are punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

Satire.

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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Holy #######....how is this not illegal to publish? :o

You Will Need

  • A willing American citizen
  • Money
  • The ability to believably lie (optional)
...and then they conveniently put this disclaimer below it:

Warning: Fraudulent green card marriages are punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

Satire.

falwell-campari-small.jpg

Ohhhhhh....see what happens when crankypants doesn't get a full night's rest. :jest:

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Hum :unsure:

Quick! Move the topic before the spouses find it!

--Bullwinkle

:(

Hokey Smoke!

Rocky: "Baby, are they still mad at us on VJ?"

Bullwinkle: "No, they are just confused."

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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Hum :unsure:

Quick! Move the topic before the spouses find it!

--Bullwinkle

:(

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Well I thought about posting it in K1, but THAT would have stirred up a real $hit storm......

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Hum :unsure:

Quick! Move the topic before the spouses find it!

--Bullwinkle

:(

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Well I thought about posting it in K1, but THAT would have stirred up a real $hit storm......

Do it, do it :pop:

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United States & Republic of the Philippines

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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<Sigh>.....I remember the good old days when all we had was the movie 'Green Card' to get our tips from :lol:

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Hum :unsure:

Quick! Move the topic before the spouses find it!

--Bullwinkle

:(

:lol:

Well I thought about posting it in K1, but THAT would have stirred up a real $hit storm......

that can be arranged. :innocent:

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