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November 10, 2008

Chuck Norris: On Obama's 'Political Stink' -- And He's Out to Steal Your 'Wallet'

' Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest syndicated column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race? I couldn't put it any better than a recent poem I received," a takeoff on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. He concludes by calling Obama a "socialist." Here are some excerpts, courtesy Chuck:

When all of a sudden/There arose such a noise/I peered out of my window/ Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet./ They wanted my pay/ To give to the others,/ Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money /And quick as a wink /Jumped back on his bandwagon/ As I gagged from the political stink.

He then rallied his henchmen,/ Who were pulling his cart./ I could tell they were out /To tear my country apart!

They took off for his cause, /And as he flew out of sight,/ I heard him laugh at the nation, /Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

UPDATE: Chuck has now written an open letter to the president-elect urging him to take four vital steps. He also vows that he will be praying for him -- but Americans ("especially me") will be keeping an eye on him all the time.

http://www.eandppub.com/2008/11/chuck-norris-ob.html

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Nice poem.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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I used to like Chuck. His paranoia is amazing. He is "saved" according to his Religious beliefs, so his views are shocking to me.

Some who call themselves 'saved' while throwing out their own ability to think for themselves have thrown themselves to the fire, IMO.

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go ahead, take chuck norris's wallet - if you dare!

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chuck norris belongs in a mental facility with michael jackson as his roomie

you want mikey dead, don't you? :huh:

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chuck norris belongs in a mental facility with michael jackson as his roomie

you want mikey dead, don't you? :huh:

No way. MJ would offer him some Jesus Juice, then take his wallet after Chuck passes out on the floor.

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Chump Norris needs to stick to what he's good at - shooting rockets out the back of his motorcycle.

And selling Total Gyms. :thumbs:

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Chuck is a VIetnam vet isnt he??

august 2004 I-129 filed (neb)

DEC 2004 Approved

interview: SEOUL

MArch 21st , 2005AR for special security clearance,washington

May 18th tranfer case from Seoul to Islammabad

June 21st security clearance done

June 28th online at the embassy in Islamabad

waiting for paper transfer and the good word

OCTOBER 14TH 2005 Interview Number 2: ISLAMABAD, PK

AR number 2 sent to DOS per Islamabad (2 cable request)

Nov 22 okd updated financial and etc proof accepted / embassy waiting for security cables

dec 20th one cable back waiting on 2nd

Jan 17th.. good word recieved. SECURITY CHECKS ALL CLEAR!!! DOS says embassy to contact him within two weeks!!!!!!

FEBRUARY 10th, 2006 VISA RECIEVED!!! They called him In via phone, stamped his passort and sent him on his way!!!

FEB 28th WELCOME HOME>>>POE CHICAGO did not even look at xray, few questions. one hour wait at Poe

march 10th marriage (nikkah at the islamic center)

aug 2006 AOS interview, cond 2 yr GC arrived september

June 2008 applied for removal of conditions on permant residency aka awaiting for 10 yr greencard

Dec 2008 10yr green card approved, no interview.

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