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NY POST, DALLAS MORNING NEWS, WASHINGTON TIMES TOLD TO GET OUT... ALL 3 ENDORSED MCCAIN

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The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states -- and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president!

The NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have all been told to move out by Sunday to make room for network bigwigs -- and possibly for the inclusion of reporters from two black magazines, ESSENCE and JET, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Despite pleas from top editors of the three newspapers that have covered the campaign for months at extraordinary cost, the Obama campaign says their reporters -- and possibly others -- will have to vacate their coveted seats so more power players can document the final days of Sen. Barack Obama's historic campaign to become the first black American president.

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Some told the DRUDGE REPORT that the reporters are being ousted to bring on documentary film-makers to record the final days; others expect to see on board more sympathetic members of the media, including the NY TIMES' Maureen Dowd, who once complained that she was barred from McCain's Straight Talk Express airplane.

After a week of quiet but desperate behind-the-scenes negotiations, the reporters of the three papers heard last night that they were definitely off for the final swing. They are already planning how to cover the final days by flying commercial or driving from event to event.

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http://www.drudgereport.com/flashopp.htm

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Senator Barack Obama
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that will teach them to go against the messiah.

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USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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that will teach them to go against the messiah.

"beware the wrath" and all that...

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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wow, the gop faithful..it is his plane..he should be able to choose who rides along for free..

or, is freedom over one's property....against the current gop platform .

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There is a Messiah? well..w00t! :dance:

who knew?

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wow, the gop faithful..it is his plane..he should be able to choose who rides along for free..

or, is freedom over one's property....against the current gop platform .

I don't think it's "against the GOP platform" at all--I do think that for the average Joe Plumbers amongst us, it may be a different story as far as the dem platform and policy may go.

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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average Joe Plumbers...not me, i pay all my taxes

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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average Joe Plumbers...not me, i pay all my taxes

get off the plane, you're not good enough either.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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average Joe Plumbers...not me, i pay all my taxes

get off the plane, you're not good enough either.

hey, i have been throw out of worst joints that this, buddy..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

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I don't see the big deal.

The newspapers have aligned behind his rival. Therefore, why GIVE them your limited space when you could have those who support you there instead?

I'm sorry, but you'd have to be a goddamn idiot to think that he can't/shouldn't boot McCain supporters off of his plane.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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NY TIMES' Maureen Dowd, who once complained that she was barred from McCain's Straight Talk Express airplane.

seems common practice...

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