Vagina Spa Opens In New York

[Ban Hammer 13,206]

Today the New York Times reports on a jaw-dropping addition to the medical spa trend.

Now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. Phit -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street.

Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.

The spa is essentially a gussied-up examination room down the hall from Dr. Romanzi's medical practice. At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam -- in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi's fingers -- to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong.

Dr. Romanzi likes to call the vaginal workouts she prescribes "personal training." Clients could also use an in-office electrostimulation machine to improve pelvic muscle tone or buy a device for home use. Dr. Romanzi said that such treatments are intended to improve bladder control; she said pelvic training may also lead to more intense orgasms.

Further proving that she has perfected the art of the soundbite, Dr. Romanzi goes on to say:

"If you can vote and you have a #######, you should do these," she said. "It's the dental floss of feminine fitness."

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"The outer layer can become almost scrotal, very wrinkly and lax," Dr. Romanzi said.

Keep reading.

Phit's website lists their services as follows:

Vaginal Rejuvenation:

Kegel Phitness

Do-It-Yourself

Baby Boot Camp

Inner StrengthPersonal Trainer

The "Other" Face Lift

Lazy Susan

Core Restore

Lip Sync

Skin Rejuvenation:

Refirme Skin Tightening

Matrix IR Wrinkle Reduction

Velashape Body Recountouring

Elose Laser Hair Removal

Velasmooth Cellulite Treatment

Diamondtome Micro-Dermabrasion

Optimal Skin Care Regimens

What do you think of the ####### spa? Is it offensive or do you totally want an appointment?

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[Steve Y Jessica 1]

How do I get a job there. I could be a personal trainer!!

[boohbah 0]

I see a ####### spa in the future.

[Jack and Barbara 0]

Phit's website lists their services as follows:

Vaginal Rejuvenation:

Kegel Phitness

Do-It-Yourself

Baby Boot Camp

Inner StrengthPersonal Trainer

The "Other" Face Lift

Lazy Susan

Core Restore

Lip Sync

Isn't this one free?

[Mina76 0]

What will they think of next???

[Mags 112]

Calling Amber, Earth calling Amber!

You CAN have kids now and later on get your ####### all tightened and like new! w00t!

Edited July 6, 2008 by Mags

[Ggreen 12]

Calling Amber, Earth calling Amber!

You CAN have kids now and later on get your ####### all tightened and like new! w00t!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I think Clarence Carter said it best in his song, Strokin:

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

[Ggreen 12]

I think Clarence Carter said it best in his song, Strokin:

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I think Clarence Carter said it best in his song, Strokin:

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

Clarence Carter was a gifted lyricist.

[Ggreen 12]

I think Clarence Carter said it best in his song, Strokin:

The other night I was strokin' my woman

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast

If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!

Clarence Carter was a gifted lyricist.

[amiquechu 0]

I see a ####### spa in the future.

If the same female doctor opens a ####### spa, and if the "Lip Sync" makes it over to the menu at the ####### spa...ehhhh, I think I'll go.

[Amby 490]

Calling Amber, Earth calling Amber!

You CAN have kids now and later on get your ####### all tightened and like new! w00t!

still not interested

[Jack and Barbara 0]

Is no one bothered by the fact that the DIY option is free in your home bedroom?

[Sassy1natl 0]

Is no one bothered by the fact that the DIY option is free in your home bedroom?

Yeah, but there is nothing like "Do It Yourself" in stirrups