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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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My Dear,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period,

but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again.

But, that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the

first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling

back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of

things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore.

I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let

our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: "There's no one

like you." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not

you. They're not even close.

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this

to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19,

with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating

can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an azz that

just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being monica'ed

by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all

so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in

her case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she

have a better heart than you, even though you're only moderately attractive? I doubt it.

And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a

little.

Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking,

"Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty,

shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so

incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to

watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. I'm just going crazy

without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well,

she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating

right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the

real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're

banging away in our old bedroom. And this "Tart's" a total monster in the sack. She's

giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her

weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots

that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we

straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad,

too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't you ever put the mirror on the floor? We've

had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, she's just

a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real

friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and

about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, she really is.

So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's

this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she

looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out

Jennifer's really into the whole backdoor thing, that gets me to thinking about how many

times I begged you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness

between us.

But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's brown eye, all

I can do is think of you? In your heart you must know it.

Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start

fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, just let me know where the dayum remote is.

Love,

Me

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Filed: Country: England
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okie-dokie

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31 Dec 2003 MARRIED
26 Jan 2004 Filed I130; 23 May 2005 Received Visa
30 Jun 2005 Arrived at Chicago POE
02 Apr 2007 Filed I751; 22 May 2008 Received 10-yr green card
14 Jul 2012 Citizenship Oath Ceremony

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Germany
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Aaaaaalright.

So funnyyyyyyy......................

Nadine & Kenneth

Our K-1 journey

02/06/2006 filed 129F

07/01/2007 received visa via "Deutsche Post"

08/27/2006 POE Dallas

->view my complete timeline

AOS, EAD and AP

12/6/2006 filed for AOS & EAD

1/05/2007 AOS transferred to California Service Center

01/16/2008 letter to Congressman

03/27/2008 GREENCARD arrived

ROC

02/02/2010 filed I-751

07/01/20010 Greencard arrived

 

Naturalization

12/08/2021 N-400 filed 

03/15/2022 Interview. Approved after "quality review"

05/11/2022 Oath Ceremony

 

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Morocco
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What the HE## was that????

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

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give the man a break ..he is broken-hearted.... :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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I have no words Charles to express my sympathies, only... :rofl:

Jeffery AND Alla.

0 kilometers physically separates us!

K-1 Visa Granted... Wednesday, 21 May 2008

Alla ARRIVED to America... Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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I hope the guy took the usual precautions re: bacteria.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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Too funny

K-1 journey, AOS/EAD and ROC in my timeline

2011 March 31 - Sent off Naturalization pkg overnight to Texas

2011 April 1 - Arrived in Texas at 10:21 am

2011 April 1 - NOA (rec'd via snail mail April 8)

2011 April 7 - Cheque cashed

2011 May 5 - Biometrics (letter rec'd via snail mail April 15)

2011 May 9 - Placed in line for interview scheduling

2011 June 13 - Rec'd yellow letter (no change in status online)

2011 June 23 - Rec'd text that my case has been scheduled for interview

2011 August 1 - Interview (rec'd via snail mail June 27) PASSED

2011 August 3 - Rec'd email that my case has been scheduled for Oath

2011 September 1 - Oath ceremony (rec'd snail mail Aug 5)

2011 September 1 - All done, yeah.

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not evil....just funny

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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