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Vasectomy Perfect For March Madness, Docs Say

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SPRINGFIELD, Ore. -- The Oregon Urology Institute suggests that men get snipped and then watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

The clinic is running radio spots promoting vasectomies.

The ads say getting the sterilization procedure is the perfect March Madness excuse to stay at home in front of the big screen.

Institute Administrator Terry FitzPatrick said men need two to four days to recover. The sports station broadcasting the ads promised to send each vasectomy patient a recovery kit of sports magazines, free pizza delivery and a bag of frozen peas.

But the peas aren't to eat. FitzPatrick said a bag of frozen peas is just the thing to help ease the swelling of the tender spots after a vasectomy.

i like the physical therapy...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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