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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,334

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given steven's run of bad luck lately, from bigoted phone calls to jinky to what appears to be a shady car deal and then the great check fiasco, it seems we need to provide steven a list of things to watch out for next.

my vote: a bunch of illegal immigrant meth heads with half a dozen yappy dogs moves in next door to steven, start up a meth lab and the cops won't believe steven when he calls them.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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slim Grand Master

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Tax season is coming... how about a shady "use your refund as your downpayment" scam that turns out where he really OWES money to the IRS?

Русский форум член.

Ensure your beneficiary makes and brings with them to the States a copy of the DS-3025 (vaccination form)

If the government is going to force me to exercise my "right" to health care, then they better start requiring people to exercise their Right to Bear Arms. - "Where's my public option rifle?"

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natty bumppo   297

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given steven's run of bad luck lately, from bigoted phone calls to jinky to what appears to be a shady car deal and then the great check fiasco, it seems we need to provide steven a list of things to watch out for next.

my vote: a bunch of illegal immigrant meth heads with half a dozen yappy dogs moves in next door to steven, start up a meth lab and the cops won't believe steven when he calls them.

when the cops arrive to investigate ... do they raid Steven's house by accident ?

Or ... a city engineering team is discovered surveying his street ... which will soon be widened to become part of a new highway project.

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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Buy a gun Steven.... but wait until 2009 to buy bullets.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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eric&gen Mentor

eric&gen   0

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Leave the poor dude alone just wants attention. :jest::D:D

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Nagishkaw   510

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All his friends, family members and next door neighbours announce they have turned Republican.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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tmma Experienced

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goose moves in next door using jinky's check as down payment :lol:

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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