You know you're from California if:

[brnidokiegurl 0]

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: 'STORM WATCH.'

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Kali sounds delightful

[Ban Hammer 13,625]

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.

21. you have 3 seasons: fire, flood, and drought.

[Sylvia_n_Joseph 3]

if people talk about the 4 seasons and you think Fire,Flood, Quake and Hot as H-ll

[Scott & Lai 12]

if people talk about the 4 seasons and you think Fire,Flood, Quake and Hot as H-ll

It's Fire, Flood/Mudslide, Earthquake and Riot

[Ban Hammer 13,625]

if people talk about the 4 seasons and you think Fire,Flood, Quake and Hot as H-ll

It's Fire, Flood/Mudslide, Earthquake and Riot

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Are riots still a big problem in Kali

[almaty 19]

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

i wish i was a dog therapist

[brnidokiegurl 0]

that would be a neat job who would ever know if you were right or wrong, maybe if the dog continued to chew up the house they would figure you hadnt done your job well Edited January 30, 2008 by brnidokiegurl

[Heracles 417]

22. You 're full of yourself and full of s--t.

23. You feel the need to speak loudly in public and draw attention to yourself, not realizing that everyone else abroad wants the opportunity to punch the f--k out of you.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

22. You 're full of yourself and full of s--t.

23. You feel the need to speak loudly in public and draw attention to yourself, not realizing that everyone else abroad wants the opportunity to punch the f--k out of you.

Anger problems?

[Heracles 417]

22. You 're full of yourself and full of s--t.

23. You feel the need to speak loudly in public and draw attention to yourself, not realizing that everyone else abroad wants the opportunity to punch the f--k out of you.

Anger problems?

Nah. Just have an extremely low tolerance for BS..

[no name 1]

22. You 're full of yourself and full of s--t.

23. You feel the need to speak loudly in public and draw attention to yourself, not realizing that everyone else abroad wants the opportunity to punch the f--k out of you.

Anger problems?

Nah. Just have an extremely low tolerance for BS..

Pretty sure Cali doesn't have a lead on that....

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

22. You 're full of yourself and full of s--t.

23. You feel the need to speak loudly in public and draw attention to yourself, not realizing that everyone else abroad wants the opportunity to punch the f--k out of you.

Anger problems?

Nah. Just have an extremely low tolerance for BS..

Pretty sure Cali doesn't have a lead on that....

He's a richmond VA kinda guy. From another thread.

Richmond VA makes me wanna puke.

[Queen Jenn 0]

You know you're from Cali if, when you travel out of state, you wonder why you can't see the air around you.

Edited January 30, 2008 by Queen Jenn