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[~Nini~ 2]

I'm sorry, but after reading this story I am laughing hysterically. Can you tell it's been a really rough day?

[Krikit 1,163]

*Hands Nini a pink doily to wipe away tears of hysteria*

[Tinker 0]

My face is hurting so much!!

[KarenCee 3]

*bows to Len and wipes spit off the monitor* Thank you dahlin...I needed a damn good laugh after the crazy frickin day I've had at school.

[L_n_O 3]

what was wrong with the birdie?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

OK. So I wake up early as a cutie bird, ready to continue packing etc. Go outside, have my first coffee, do my meditations, have a ciggie; all is good.

Come back in, log in to see how you crazies are doing and I hear a BANG outside my balcony (we don't smoke indoors). Look out and there's a damn bird the size of my arm comfortably sitting on Bren's chair. EEEEEWWWWWW. I bang the balcony door, nothing. Poke with broomstick (not the birs, but the cushion), nothing. I am about to cry. I HATE BIG BIRDS> our budgies (mysery & company) is one thing but this uninvited illegal is NOT.

And no, I will notgo outside and grab the darn thing with a towel and throw it outside (what if it can't fly and I become a dove-cide???). AAAAAAAA

Len, insane as usual + big bird.

Len, you seem to attract the most unusual creatures. Just look at the posters in this thread.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Len, you seem to attract the most unusual creatures. Just look at the posters in this thread.

I know... my fan club is full of psychos... but what can I tell you, so am I!!!!! love you all.

The bird in question is long gone. I felt like such a b!tch while Bren was there nursing the thing.... or maybe he wasonly avoiding packing and was in collussion with the bird????????????

[Kathryn41 3,205]

You have a very sweet husband :-) - Congratulations!

[Flames9_RN 358]

Maybe he has a bird fetish!!