And then the fight started......

[brnidokiegurl 0]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office

to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for

my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized

I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would

have to go home and come back later

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my

experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You

might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

********************************************************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high

school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as

she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old

girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right

after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a

person could go on

celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

********************************************************************************

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the

other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a

DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and

shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then

which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

oh my gosh ! you scared me!!! the first few paragraphs into im thinking WOW this really happened!? but ummmm now I know its a joke !

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office

to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for

my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized

I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would

have to go home and come back later

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my

experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You

might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

********************************************************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high

school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as

she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old

girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right

after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a

person could go on

celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

********************************************************************************

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the

other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a

DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and

shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then

which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

[brnidokiegurl 0]

the first clue would have been im not a guy

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

the first clue would have been im not a guy

I must admit that took me a minute too... I look at your name for a good minute and thought... no way !!!

[Nagishkaw 510]

I recall your gender was up for debate quite recently, Brni.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

yes it was but she is smarter than he was........gurl, gurl, gurl.......

[Nagishkaw 510]