Am I Overreacting??

[Dixie_Peach 1]

what a huge appendage you have!!! (dixie says in her best little red riding hood voice)

[mercuryroad 0]

Good Grief!!!....You have a huge one there, Merc!

*waves to sister Fraces*

are you feeling corny baby?

*he says with his best Austin Powers voice*

HAH! I knew it was still you though.

so, Lu gets back this weekend right? think you got everything completed enought ot surprise her with? I mean, you only painted the house.. n not the furniture too right? (i did that once... wasnt a great idea.. trust me)

Lu actually gets back next week on Thursday. Lookin forward to it! No paint on the furniture but I did get some paint on the woodwork. Any ideas for removing that would be greatly appreciated hahahaha.

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[Dixie_Peach 1]

*waves at sister frances*

[mercuryroad 0]

Merc, you have a really big stalk there!!!

It's called morning corn.......happens sometimes

what a huge appendage you have!!! (dixie says in her best little red riding hood voice)

it didn't take as long to grow as you might think either

No the dang thing just keeps popping out of place, until I went to a chiropractor, I was worried about chest pain! But turns out a rib out feels like bad chest pains and fools patients and even Dr's sometimes.

So for the last 6 weeks it keeps coming out again and I have to go and have it crunched back in every week it seems, and I hate having it put back in!

I am a little peed off and I don't know what to do to stop it either I guess middle age has already struck

You need to work on your bone control. Get a grip on that bone and pop it into place.

Dr. Merc signing off

That will be $50

[Dixie_Peach 1]

it didn't take as long to grow as you might think either

[mercuryroad 0]

it didn't take as long to grow as you might think either

I'm a corno star

[*Robert* 2]

hahahaha Morning Corn... I like it!

Hey Sarah and Lynne!!!

*waves*

Sarah... what can I say... after you hit 40, everything starts to go, and when you do get hurt, it takes a lot longer to heal... Even thought they say "life begins at 40", they forget to mention all the other things that happen!!!

[Mirorgate 0]

Lu actually gets back next week on Thursday. Lookin forward to it! No paint on the furniture but I did get some paint on the woodwork. Any ideas for removing that would be greatly appreciated hahahaha.

paint on wood work? besides scraping and a little turpentine ... not sure what else to do. ah.. next thursday eh? well thats not all that far away so good for you. more time to make sure all is in order before she gets back to change it all up again

[*Robert* 2]

paint on wood work? besides scraping and a little turpentine ... not sure what else to do. ah.. next thursday eh? well thats not all that far away so good for you. more time to make sure all is in order before she gets back to change it all up again

She wouldn't do that would she?!!! Glad to hear she'll be back soon Merc! Are you going to leave the nekid twister game out, along with the baby oil, so you two can play?

[mercuryroad 0]

Lu actually gets back next week on Thursday. Lookin forward to it! No paint on the furniture but I did get some paint on the woodwork. Any ideas for removing that would be greatly appreciated hahahaha.

more time to make sure all is in order before she gets back to change it all up again

she better not.......I'm sick of painting!

Just got off the phone with her, and I was telling her a story about my boss......she interupts and tells me that no.....she is my boss.

ha.......ha........ha......very funny....but soooo true. At least I'm not in denial anymore.

paint on wood work? besides scraping and a little turpentine ... not sure what else to do. ah.. next thursday eh? well thats not all that far away so good for you. more time to make sure all is in order before she gets back to change it all up again

She wouldn't do that would she?!!! Glad to hear she'll be back soon Merc! Are you going to leave the nekid twister game out, along with the baby oil, so you two can play?

Normally this would be a good idea.....except in this case she's coming back and will be accompanied by her mother, father, sister and sister's boyfriend. I guess we could still play but I never want to be THAT close of a family.

Excuse me, dad....uh could you get your juanson off my black dot please?

[Mirorgate 0]

paint on wood work? besides scraping and a little turpentine ... not sure what else to do. ah.. next thursday eh? well thats not all that far away so good for you. more time to make sure all is in order before she gets back to change it all up again

She wouldn't do that would she?!!! Glad to hear she'll be back soon Merc! Are you going to leave the nekid twister game out, along with the baby oil, so you two can play?

Roi... I am definately leavin that out for when Sara n I get back. I mean... who wouldnt want to play after they immediately see nekid twister with baby oil layin about?

she better not.......I'm sick of painting!

Just got off the phone with her, and I was telling her a story about my boss......she interupts and tells me that no.....she is my boss.

ha.......ha........ha......very funny....but soooo true. At least I'm not in denial anymore.

well, at least that is settled but yeah.. she could change the furniture arrangement, paint scheme... anything! that is why.. when we move to new place (right after we get back) i am letting her do all the work, that way she can only complain about herself.. and not me

[*Robert* 2]

LMAO!!! Holy Moly, the whole familia is coming!!!

Yeah, that would be like sooooo uncool to play nekid twister with the in-laws!!!

I love that she told you she was not your boss...

[mercuryroad 0]

paint on wood work? besides scraping and a little turpentine ... not sure what else to do. ah.. next thursday eh? well thats not all that far away so good for you. more time to make sure all is in order before she gets back to change it all up again

She wouldn't do that would she?!!! Glad to hear she'll be back soon Merc! Are you going to leave the nekid twister game out, along with the baby oil, so you two can play?

Roi... I am definately leavin that out for when Sara n I get back. I mean... who wouldnt want to play after they immediately see nekid twister with baby oil layin about?

she better not.......I'm sick of painting!

Just got off the phone with her, and I was telling her a story about my boss......she interupts and tells me that no.....she is my boss.

ha.......ha........ha......very funny....but soooo true. At least I'm not in denial anymore.

well, at least that is settled but yeah.. she could change the furniture arrangement, paint scheme... anything! that is why.. when we move to new place (right after we get back) i am letting her do all the work, that way she can only complain about herself.. and not me

Brilliant! The only way that could be better would be if I were watching football and drinking a beer while munching on cheese fries on the couch as she paints and rearranges.

Keep your eye on these creatures called females.....they're cagey and will somehow make it seem like your fault in the end. They try to set a logic trap and see if you take the bait.

LMAO!!! Holy Moly, the whole familia is coming!!!

Yeah, that would be like sooooo uncool to play nekid twister with the in-laws!!!

I love that she told you she was not your boss...

Oh she said she was my boss.......I asked if she could give me a rise, I mean raise.

[Mirorgate 0]

Brilliant! The only way that could be better would be if I were watching football and drinking a beer while munching on cheese fries on the couch as she paints and rearranges.

Keep your eye on these creatures called females.....they're cagey and will somehow make it seem like your fault in the end. They try to set a logic trap and see if you take the bait.

footbal in chili cheese fries.. what could be better? except watching it nekid too? ah the joys of home life

logic trap? oh no.. i have encountered the emotional trap so far..

"If i was hit by a bus while going to work, would you remarry someone younger and prettier?"

[mercuryroad 0]

Brilliant! The only way that could be better would be if I were watching football and drinking a beer while munching on cheese fries on the couch as she paints and rearranges.

Keep your eye on these creatures called females.....they're cagey and will somehow make it seem like your fault in the end. They try to set a logic trap and see if you take the bait.

footbal in chili cheese fries.. what could be better? except watching it nekid too? ah the joys of home life

logic trap? oh no.. i have encountered the emotional trap so far..

"If i was hit by a bus while going to work, would you remarry someone younger and prettier?"

ah, yes.....have you stopped beating your wife? What a wicked game they play....

As for the furinture, paint, etc. You may hear:

Well, if you knew it was bad why didn't you say anything! You expect me to do everything around here while you sit on your @ss. Maybe if you'd do some more around the house I would have had more time to make this look good.....but no.....I don't have time because you're lazy. This whole mess is your fault.