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I don't believe that he was kidding....his publisist probably had to tell him to tell everyone he was joking.

A man like maverick says what he means and means what he says. You don't get to take the highway to the danger zone without being a little crazy.

would that be hersey highway???? :whistle:

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ok....so now i'm not feeling quite so faint....but geesh, that's not something to joke about!

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he still a chopf##k in my dictionary

:lol: Agree 100%!!! :thumbs:

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he still a chopf##k in my dictionary

:lol: Agree 100%!!! :thumbs:

Oh i agree too, i cant stand the little #######!!

but about eating the placenta, some couples do, fried up with some onions.......eww :no:

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Ahahahha, how hilarious his joke was. :whistle:

Now I´ll have nightmares of Cruise eating the freaking placenta. Gah!

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A man like maverick says what he means and means what he says. You don't get to take the highway to the danger zone without being a little crazy.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

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What's next with the Cruiseman, cannibalism?

He's just looking for attention like Michael Jackson was.

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Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri

By SANDY COHEN

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006; 9:02 PM

LOS ANGELES -- The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the public lovebirds dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

No word of him having slurped anything down. Plus what kind of f*cked name is Suri?

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Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri

By SANDY COHEN

The Associated Press

Tuesday, April 18, 2006; 9:02 PM

LOS ANGELES -- The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the public lovebirds dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

No word of him having slurped anything down. Plus what kind of f*cked name is Suri?

Suri....rhymes with curry.....a nice spice for placenta pancakes

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Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri

By SANDY COHEN

The Associated Press

Tuesday, April 18, 2006; 9:02 PM

LOS ANGELES -- The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the public lovebirds dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

No word of him having slurped anything down. Plus what kind of f*cked name is Suri?

Suri....rhymes with curry.....a nice spice for placenta pancakes

LMAO :lol: Brilliant

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That was funny -- both the joke and that people took it seriously! I bet it will haunt Tom Cruize for a while!

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Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri

By SANDY COHEN

The Associated Press

Tuesday, April 18, 2006; 9:02 PM

LOS ANGELES -- The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the public lovebirds dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

No word of him having slurped anything down. Plus what kind of f*cked name is Suri?

I have seen at least 2 colleagues - Indian origin - whose last name is Suri.

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Cruise, Holmes Have Baby Girl Named Suri

By SANDY COHEN

The Associated Press

Tuesday, April 18, 2006; 9:02 PM

LOS ANGELES -- The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the public lovebirds dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.

No word of him having slurped anything down. Plus what kind of f*cked name is Suri?

:o 20 inches long? WOW shes almost as tall as Tom already! :lol::lol::lol: For those who are curious, little Suri's name has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose."

But I think I also read somewhere that Suri is also means "pickpocket" in Japanese. Cant remember where it was at tho. ;)

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Suri's name has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose."

Still a f*cked up name. Can't anyone in Entertainment give their kid a normal name. Have to name their kids names like Propecia or Levitra. If you have to explain what a name means it's a f*cked up name.

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