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Fischkoepfin   1

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How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb in the Oval Office?

The answer is:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for being in eternal darkness.

5. One to give a billion-dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6 One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

10. One to change the light bulb and declare that it was Bush's idea all along.

11. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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Ladylethal   12

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*standing ovation*

That was GREAT! :lol: :lol:

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*snickers*

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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The will of God will never take you,

to where the grace of God will not protect you.

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Saddle Bronc   124

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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blackbettie   0

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:lol::lol::lol::thumbs:

AOS & EAD:

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01/22/2007 - EAD card in mail (well, thank you very much)

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Saddle Bronc   124

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(I guess for those who DO like Bush, Clinton or Carter will do nicely)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

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