Christmas Pressie Ideas

[Mags 112]

The gift of Uranium ore, available on Amazon.

The customer reviews are well worth the read.

Not into nuclear materials? Then try this. Guaranteed thrills for all, although I'm not sure how it'll fit under the tree.

More ideas found here. Now there are no excuses for ####### pressies!

Edited December 4, 2007 by Mags

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

what about the swedish bikini team?

[Santa's L'il Helper 0]

If you could only see some of the requests my big boy gets!

[Mags 112]

what about the swedish bikini team?

I think they are out of stock.

[Nessa 23]

@ the toilet throne

[Mags 112]

@ the toilet throne

It's the comments by the Amazon members that are often hilarious.

[LaL 418]

When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

The Uranium is out of stock

What makes me wonder is the items suggested in the section "People who viewed this item, also viewed". There is a large anmount of ####### douches to be found.

Especially people who were interested in the tank seem to have a large interested in rinsing their bums too.

[eau_xplain 2]

Hubby just added the Badonkadonk on his Christmas wish list

[Mags 112]

Hubby just added the Badonkadonk on his Christmas wish list

Now if he'd added the ####### douche, then you'd have to be worried...

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[Mags 112]

I loved these reviews:

My tomatoes and cucumbers have never had better yields! Best of all, its organic!! I mix a little with the compost every month and amend my garden every 2 months.

Funny, though, the deer and opossums have stopped browsing through the garden. I think the 4 foot tall Praying Mantis, and 18 inch wide garden spiders have done their job.

Now if I could only get the kids to STOP saddling the tomato horn worms and convice them their NOT beneficial insects.

Love this stuff!!

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.

Upon receipt of the well-wrapped tin of sizzlies, I immediately spread the stuff about the place, and I daresay it has done especially well in concealing pet odors. Fluffy and Mitt'ns have lost a majority of their malodiferous soft tissues, and I really enjoy the way uranium interacts with the human nose. All I can smell anymore is bacon, and that's jolly fine by me. It has also done wonders for my night vision, adding a nice green glow where ever 'tis sprinkled. The only drawback is that there are now men prowling about the place in those grotesque but kinky full body suits, and they're behind the bushes now, peering in with their beady little squinters full of regulatory zeal. It is good to know that the upcoming shipment of plutonium will make haste of that unfortunate side effect. Otherwise, I recommend uranium to everyone (make a great Yellow Cake, tell you what!).

[Krikit 1,164]

OMG, I HOWLED when I read this:

1,345 of 1,414 people found the following review helpful: Finally, a tank you can trust, December 1, 2005 By Thomas Dunham "Los Pepes" (Catonsville, Maryland United States)

I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.