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I don't really understand, as his career is doing well, does he really need this sort of attention?

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ya he can do whatever he wants but i wish he would keep it to himself.

Amen to that! :thumbs:

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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a 1st class chopf##k..maybe he wash it down with a fine glass of katie's urine

If it's as effective as the South Beach diet I bet you'd see placenta in a can pretty quickly. How many points is placenta? This month's new flavor - Placenta de Indian.....spicy and tastes like curry! Subway - eat fresh....I mean like really f'ng fresh!

Lunch time :)

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With Fava beans and a nice Chianti ?

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a 1st class chopf##k..maybe he wash it down with a fine glass of katie's urine

If it's as effective as the South Beach diet I bet you'd see placenta in a can pretty quickly. How many points is placenta? This month's new flavor - Placenta de Indian.....spicy and tastes like curry! Subway - eat fresh....I mean like really f'ng fresh!

good idea..of course, need some piss to wash it down...i knew a guy, peta sort, that said urine was the best thing to drink cause it was purified by the body..bought his own water bottle to work and no one touched it...

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hey stop that mercury :P we are doing the south beach diet dont gross me out .... dang it ...lol

Well....it's all natural ingredients. Just dip in chocolate and sell it for $1,5k per slice....everyone will think it is a European delicacy and they will feel so privledged that they got to have a piece.

a 1st class chopf##k..maybe he wash it down with a fine glass of katie's urine

If it's as effective as the South Beach diet I bet you'd see placenta in a can pretty quickly. How many points is placenta? This month's new flavor - Placenta de Indian.....spicy and tastes like curry! Subway - eat fresh....I mean like really f'ng fresh!

good idea..of course, need some piss to wash it down...i knew a guy, peta sort, that said urine was the best thing to drink cause it was purified by the body..bought his own water bottle to work and no one touched it...

Need piss? Well, we've got some Old Milwaukee around somewhere....that should do.

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I don't believe it.

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I don't believe it.

I do....I've seen Days Of Thunder and this guy lives on the edge.

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Apparently Michael Jackson's been living off the stuff for years...

j/k!

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hey stop that mercury :P we are doing the south beach diet dont gross me out .... dang it ...lol

Well....it's all natural ingredients. Just dip in chocolate and sell it for $1,5k per slice....everyone will think it is a European delicacy and they will feel so privledged that they got to have a piece.

a 1st class chopf##k..maybe he wash it down with a fine glass of katie's urine

If it's as effective as the South Beach diet I bet you'd see placenta in a can pretty quickly. How many points is placenta? This month's new flavor - Placenta de Indian.....spicy and tastes like curry! Subway - eat fresh....I mean like really f'ng fresh!

good idea..of course, need some piss to wash it down...i knew a guy, peta sort, that said urine was the best thing to drink cause it was purified by the body..bought his own water bottle to work and no one touched it...

Need piss? Well, we've got some Old Milwaukee around somewhere....that should do.

:lol: the beer that made milwaukee famous or was that schlitz?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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hey stop that mercury :P we are doing the south beach diet dont gross me out .... dang it ...lol

Well....it's all natural ingredients. Just dip in chocolate and sell it for $1,5k per slice....everyone will think it is a European delicacy and they will feel so privledged that they got to have a piece.

a 1st class chopf##k..maybe he wash it down with a fine glass of katie's urine

If it's as effective as the South Beach diet I bet you'd see placenta in a can pretty quickly. How many points is placenta? This month's new flavor - Placenta de Indian.....spicy and tastes like curry! Subway - eat fresh....I mean like really f'ng fresh!

good idea..of course, need some piss to wash it down...i knew a guy, peta sort, that said urine was the best thing to drink cause it was purified by the body..bought his own water bottle to work and no one touched it...

Need piss? Well, we've got some Old Milwaukee around somewhere....that should do.

:lol: the beer that made milwaukee famous or was that schlitz?

Or was that Pabst Blue Ribbon......I don't know how, but my grandpa still drinks that stuff.

Schlitz....rhymes with.....

I don't believe it.

Let me guess, you have had a crush on Tom Cruise since you were 15? :P

Come on Maverick....admit it

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12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

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01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

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5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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ya he can do whatever he wants but i wish he would keep it to himself.

I agree. this man is off the chain.. :huh:

a 1st class chopf##k..maybe he wash it down with a fine glass of katie's urine

If it's as effective as the South Beach diet I bet you'd see placenta in a can pretty quickly. How many points is placenta? This month's new flavor - Placenta de Indian.....spicy and tastes like curry! Subway - eat fresh....I mean like really f'ng fresh!

Lunch time :)

oh my god! this is gross.. :huh:

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I don't believe it.

Let me guess, you have had a crush on Tom Cruise since you were 15? :P

hehehe :lol:

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