More Open House Stupid BS

[Fandango 1,440]

I pull up to the house, and across the street, there's 2 guys leaning over the back of a pickup. And they're laughin and hanging out and whatnot. I pull up and I'm getting all my stuff outta the car, getting my open house sign out in front of the house, and they say hello. I say 'hi how's it going?'. I grab my big open house sign, and one says 'open house, huh?' to which I felt like being sarcy and saying summat like 'nah, what give you that idea?' Then one of them says 'any bites today?' which I thought was odd considering THEY JUST SAW ME DRIVE UP TO THE HOUSE, DUR. So I answer with 'let's hope so!'

I go inside the house and I get all prepared. Lights on, toilet seats down, A/C on, flyers out, reg forms out, purse back in the car, keys hidden in a drawer, etc. When I walk outside to put my purse back in the car, there's now 3 guys outside milling around the truck. I'm standing there smoking (I know, I temp fell off the wagon, bad me) and the new guy is staring at me. So then he waves. So I wave back. I say 'Hey, you guys are welcome to come take a look inside if you'd like.' One guy says 'we've seen it already...they did a lot of work to it.' So I say 'yeah, they did a great job, ddn't they?' I was about to go over and ask them if they knew anyone wanting to move into the area, yadda yadda yadda, when, upon hearing the sound of my voice, two women come from outta nowhere and start staring at me...kinda like 'why's do I hear a female around my man?' lolz. And I'm kinda getting That Look....any women reading this will know the look of which I speak, ahahhahaha. So I wave at the women as well and say 'Hi'....the new guy that I just waved at before doesn't see the women behind him, so he thinks I'm waving again at him, so he smiles big and waves back again, hahahaha.

The three guys stop facing my direction and now they're listening to the women speak to them all hush hush, and within a matter of a minute, the one woman takes the double waver and they get in their car and drive off. The second woman takes the another guy into the house, and the third guy drives off in the truck.

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Then I come back inside, and I search for a wireless connection within range. One of them is named 'Likes C%ck'. That's classy!

Grr, gonna be a long day.

[JODO 2]

stay safe

[natty bumppo 297]

you should be okay ... looks like there is a leash law in the neighborhood

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Lisa, all I read in that is that you're smoking again!!!! How could you?????

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Then I come back inside, and I search for a wireless connection within range. One of them is named 'Likes C%ck'. That's classy!

That's a good one. Mines named NORAD2.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I have a linksys and a NETGEAR. Yes, I know, I'm surrounded by geniuses.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[Fandango 1,440]

Lisa, all I read in that is that you're smoking again!!!! How could you?????

It was only a sneaky one! I'm not on the cigs full force

Natty....lolz @ the leash law!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Outside my window, there's a little bird that was chirping and then stopped. It looks suspicous. I'll keep you posted.

[Fandango 1,440]

Outside my window, there's a little bird that was chirping and then stopped. It looks suspicous. I'll keep you posted.

Passive aggressive, party of one....passive aggressive, party of one! You've been doing that a bit to me lately...you can keep it up, I don't mind. It's funny.

[eric&gen 0]

Be careful