5 signs he may be a cheater

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Not so fast, Caro. When he gargles...does he go, Grgrgrgrgrg or Glugluglugluh?

Neither! it sounds more like shrshrshrshr

What does that mean? oh noooo

Saludos,

Caro

Phewwww...that just means you married a pretty great guy.

you guys crack me up

and I already knew that

Well what does it mean when they eat ice cream in bed when you've asked them 165 times not to????

It means you need to get yourself one of these sister Jodo

Saludos,

Caro

[one...two...tree 2,762]

It means you need to get yourself one of these sister Jodo

Saludos,

Caro

LOL....those rolling pins make great back massager's but I know you meant it for more violent means.

[JODO 2]

Well what does it mean when they eat ice cream in bed when you've asked them 165 times not to????

Bring a chunk of limburger cheese to the bed with you. Keep a straight face and if he makes any comments about the smell, ask him if he'd like to come to an agreement on not eating food in the bed.

Not so fast, Caro. When he gargles...does he go, Grgrgrgrgrg or Glugluglugluh?

Neither! it sounds more like shrshrshrshr

What does that mean? oh noooo

Saludos,

Caro

Phewwww...that just means you married a pretty great guy.

you guys crack me up

and I already knew that

Well what does it mean when they eat ice cream in bed when you've asked them 165 times not to????

It means you need to get yourself one of these sister Jodo

Saludos,

Caro

You 2 have the right idea.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

Saludos,

Caro

[JODO 2]

Saludos,

Caro

[~krakatoa~ 27]

Cheating Sign #1: He Doesn't Pay His Bills On Time

Some research shows that unreliability and carelessness is part of a personality trait called "low consciousness," which is a marker for infidelity. Makes sense. A guy who's careless about his own responsibilities is going to be just as careless about his relationships.

Cheating Sign #2: He's A Do-Gooder

What? Your guy contributes to the local orchestra fund, the church, and the alumni association, plus he volunteers to build houses for the homeless. How could a guy like that give into the temptation of midnight motel rooms?

A study just published in the November issue of the Journal of Applied Psychology found that when there's a blurry line between right and wrong (as there often is with matters of infidelity), the people who become the worst cheaters are actually the ones who think of themselves as having the highest moral standards.

Why? The speculation is that these people can justify their wrongdoings with explanations that they weren't doing anything wrong at all. Simply put, not following the Monogamy Rules (a faithfully popular Men's Health story) makes it hard for the Do-Gooder to live in his skin.

Cheating Sign #3: He's Rolling In The Dough

A study in the Journal of Marital and Family Therapy found that those people who earned more money were more likely to cheat than those who earned less. It's not because they have more income to open new credit cards, carry more cash, or spend more coin on mistress gifts. Some researchers theorize that those with lower salaries - and thus those who are more dependent on others in a relationship - are less likely to risk ruining the relationship.

Cheating Sign #4: He's A Yeller

While yelling and anger may not seem to be all that connected to cheating, a recent Australian study found that unfaithful partners show many of the same personality characteristics as abusive ones. Those who are more likely to be abusive (verbally or physically) are simply more likely to be unfaithful. What's already bad has the potential of getting even worse.

Cheating Sign #5: He's A Mirror Hog

Some research has shown that the single biggest trait of cheaters is-surprise, surprise-narcissism. These self-loving folks are so wrapped up in their own self-importance that they don't even consider the effect that cheating has on the other person. So what if I stray and have the occasional one-nightstand? I deserve to be happy. Have you seen these guns, baby!

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menlovesex...-of-infidelity/

I so agree with #3.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Well what does it mean when they eat ice cream in bed when you've asked them 165 times not to????

Bring a chunk of limburger cheese to the bed with you. Keep a straight face and if he makes any comments about the smell, ask him if he'd like to come to an agreement on not eating food in the bed.

Even better, try durian....smells like a cross between custard and a baby's two-day old diaper

[caybee 21]

Well what does it mean when they eat ice cream in bed when you've asked them 165 times not to????

Bring a chunk of limburger cheese to the bed with you. Keep a straight face and if he makes any comments about the smell, ask him if he'd like to come to an agreement on not eating food in the bed.

Even better, try durian....smells like a cross between custard and a baby's two-day old diaper

[jundp 191]

Note to self: tell all my friends to make sure to avoid rich church going men who simultaneously yell at bill collectors while they check out their reflection in the mirror!

Woman! I just spit out wine!!!

[Scott & Lai 12]

Note to self: tell all my friends to make sure to avoid rich church going men who simultaneously yell at bill collectors while they check out their reflection in the mirror!

Woman! I just spit out wine!!!

You Zinned!

[jundp 191]

Note to self: tell all my friends to make sure to avoid rich church going men who simultaneously yell at bill collectors while they check out their reflection in the mirror!

Woman! I just spit out wine!!!

You Zinned!

Indeed I have. All over the keyboard and my cat. Who was on my lap, not the keyboard.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Note to self: tell all my friends to make sure to avoid rich church going men who simultaneously yell at bill collectors while they check out their reflection in the mirror!

Woman! I just spit out wine!!!

You Zinned!

Indeed I have. All over the keyboard and my cat. Who was on my lap, not the keyboard.

Well, at least the wine on the cat won't be wasted...it will get licked off

[sj5 4]

Edited December 2, 2007 by SJ

[mawilson 2,133]

Sign #6. He's a pumpkin eater.

[Amby 490]

What a lovely post for a site based on marriage!

I was thinking the same thing