Winter Classes For MEN

[isleta521 5]

Winter Classes for Men at

THE

ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday , November 23 , 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum .

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials .

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing .

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Sorry, have no need for any of these classes. I'd suggest a few for my children and some women I know, well, over me. I do everything on this roster. I guess that's why my fiancée still can't believe I'm real!

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

real men don't need classes.

[isleta521 5]

Sorry, have no need for any of these classes. I'd suggest a few for my children and some women I know, well, over me. I do everything on this roster. I guess that's why my fiancée still can't believe I'm real!

Wow, that's pretty good! Had to sign up for class 11 and 12 cuz I hate shoppin! And im terrible with dates. But she still luvs me!

[isleta521 5]

Sorry, have no need for any of these classes. I'd suggest a few for my children and some women I know, well, over me. I do everything on this roster. I guess that's why my fiancée still can't believe I'm real!

Wow, that's pretty good! Had to sign up for class 11 and 12 cuz I hate shoppin! And im terrible with dates. But she still luvs me!

OOPS! meant 12 and 13

[Jasman0717 9]

real men don't need classes.

[Sheriff Uling 3]

real men don't need classes.

I presume that real mean also don't need directions...

[yassmine2878 1]

Real men had better learn how to multitask, alot of these classes overlap

[almaty 19]

real men don't need classes.

or do any of this sh!t....

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Oh dear. I could benefit from some of those classes. Well, except the one about bad urination aim. There would have to be something seriously wrong for me to piss on the wall (nod to J. Giles Band).

I got to be damn good at parallel parking after owning a Caddy (that's right, '87 DeVille mofos) for four years. You can maneuver a boat like that around city streets, you can park anything! It was more of a grandpa Caddy than a pimp-daddy Caddy. You know--white walls and all that. Those were the days.

Notice how I make these threads all about me and my irrelevant tales.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

HAHAHAHA

How do I sign up hubby for classes 4 & 12??

Saludos,

Caro