OK, now it's for real

[trailmix 77]

I missed being here too.

I just can't believe that I missed the creation of the Cloacina twins. Cloacina twin powers activate...Form of a gaseous discharge from a night of eating ground beef, beans, cabbage and cauliflower.

By all means you can have your Taco Bell back, what did you order, the chimichanga or the rat quesadilla?

OK, enough crying or the Lady Heather whip will attack and NOT in the way you'd like it, you perv.

Proudly enough, I have never been to Taco Bell so I have no effing clue as to what kind of ####### they serve

Ground...something, lettuce, tomatoes, tortilla - just mix that up 20 different ways and you have the menu voila'!

[thermophile 0]

uummm taco hell. that was a staple of my undergrad years-there was one right next to the bio building. never eat meat from taco bell, never. bean burritos shouldn't do too much long term damage-just look at me.

have you seen the Brittany Spears/W morph? even more disturbing than the one above.

[Mary&Trev 0]

Yup peepz, pappa in law phoned last night to let me know that... I will SO transcribe the conversation since it made my night and I can't wait for IR5 to say something snappy about it

Pappa: "Heya Leninaaaa [insert harsh Texan accent from the guy who moved to Mercer Island about 35 years ago - hilarity ensues ] you got somethin' from Mesquite, Texas".

Lenina: From MeZquite (with my Spanish pronunciation)

P: NO Lenina, it's 'Mesqueet' dear girlll

L: Ok pappa, Meskeetee, would you open it for me please?

P: Sure thang

[pause]

P: Well, doesn't it have the prettiest picture of someone I think the world of...

L: [shite , he got the nuddie pics for Bren's anniversary gift ]... aha......

P: But it's not green daughtah, not green AHT ALL.

L: aha.... [as in OK SAY IT ALREADY]

P: seems you got yourself your green-not-green card Lenina, we are all so very proud of you and we love you much daughtah. Not that you needed this thang for the love thang.

L: Love you too pappa, see you tomorrow.

After that, I cried like a b!tch. Not so much for the greencard (who turns out is freakin yellow pappa says), but because my inlaws are, indeed, fabulous folks. And yup, they love me and I love them back. How couldn't I? They gave me their firstborn, potty-trained and all. LOVE people, is a beautiful "thang".

Peace, L.

*big smile* That's fantastic!!!!!!!!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

uummm taco hell. that was a staple of my undergrad years-there was one right next to the bio building. never eat meat from taco bell, never. bean burritos shouldn't do too much long term damage-just look at me.

have you seen the Brittany Spears/W morph? even more disturbing than the one above.

Oddly enough there were never an delivery trucks near the place and they were right next to the bio building, what do you suppose that means.

I've never seen Brittany Spears morph into W but I have seen a dangerously radical ideologue morph into a two-term president.

[thermophile 0]

I've never seen Brittany Spears morph into W but I have seen a dangerously radical ideologue morph into a two-term president.

right-that's so terrifying that I often try to forget it.