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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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How to make a Tiksman...

add 100% Dumm A@@ not mixed or adding anything :lol:

left out 1 part chopf##k :lol:

How to make a dean

Ingredients:

1 part jealousy

3 parts courage

3 parts instinct

Method:

Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge

Edited by almaty2004

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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eau_xplain Experienced

eau_xplain   2

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How to make a Xenia

Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness

1 part courage

1 part instinct

Method:

Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little sadness if desired!

For hubby:

Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

3 parts brilliance

3 parts empathy

Method:

Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little emotion if desired!

08/17/08: Mailed N400 to TSC

08/19/08: USPS attempted delivery

08/20/08: TSC received N400

08/21/08: TSC cashed check

09/02/08: Received NOA...........Priority date: 08/20/08

..............................................Notice date : 08/22/08

09/02/08: Received Biometrics Notification

09/18/08: Biometrics completed - Charlotte DO

10/24/08: Received Interview Letter

12/08/08: Interview @ 1:00pm. APPROVED!

01/05/09: Oath Ceremony 10:00AM. Now officially a USC!!!

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01/17/09: Applied for US Passport and passport card

01/28/09: Received US Passport

01/29/09: Received US passport card

01/29/09: Received naturalization certificate back from passport office

silvanski Proficient

silvanski   1

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How to make a silvanski

Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness

1 part brilliance

3 parts joy

Method:

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously.

Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Entry in the USA: May 13 2005

10 yr GC approved: October 5 2007

Welshcookie Mentor

Welshcookie   17

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How to make a welshcookie

Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

1 part crazyiness

1 part energy

Method:

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little fitness if desired!

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ChristinaM Proficient

ChristinaM   0

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Me:

Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

3 parts ambition

3 parts beauty

Method:

Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

I like that one! :star:

How to make my husband:

Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

5 parts crazyiness

3 parts joy

Method:

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lovability if desired!

I think someone got carried away with the lovability when they made him :blush:

Edited by clmarsh

Make sure you're wearing clean knickers. You never know when you'll be run over by a bus.

chri'stina Veteran

chri'stina   190

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How to make a Stina

Ingredients:

3 parts anger

3 parts courage

5 parts instinct

Method:

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

Oo so me :)

I tried it stina with a lowercase S and got a whole different thing, weird huh? :)

How to make a stina

Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

5 parts ambition

3 parts leadership

Method:

Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness (eek)

How to make a christina

Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

3 parts humour

5 parts ego

Method:

Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little curiosity if desired!

Married since 9-18-04(All K1 visa & GC details in timeline.)

Ishu tum he mere Prabhu:::Jesus you are my Lord

CarolineM Experienced

CarolineM   0

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How to make a Caroline

Ingredients:

1 part pride

1 part courage

3 parts energy

Method:

Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Finally finished with immigration in 2012!

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ChristinaM Proficient

ChristinaM   0

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Stina, I did it on Christina, Stina, Christina [Maiden Name] (hey, my married name might be out there but I don't have to divulge everything lol) and Christina Marsh, and picked the one I liked the most :P

Make sure you're wearing clean knickers. You never know when you'll be run over by a bus.

Jenn! Grand Master

Jenn!   918

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How to make a Stina

Ingredients:

3 parts anger

3 parts courage

5 parts instinct

Method:

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

Oo so me :)

I tried it stina with a lowercase S and got a whole different thing, weird huh? :)

How to make a stina

Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

5 parts ambition

3 parts leadership

Method:

Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness (eek)

How to make a christina

Ingredients:

3 parts friendliness

3 parts humour

5 parts ego

Method:

Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little curiosity if desired!

This whole time I didn't realize you all were getting these from another site. I thought you were making them up yourselves! Guess i should read the first post a little more carefully...

I don't like mine :(

How to make a Jenn

Ingredients:

1 part pride

5 parts arrogance

1 part beauty

Method:

Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!

Fandango Grand Master

Fandango   1,440

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i like all of these!

How to make a Nina:

5parts knowledge

4parts passion

3parts love

2parts leadership

Mix them all together and add a sprinkle of bitchyness... Sprinkle a little more when it's that time of month! :)

hahahah! that one's great! RICHHHHHHHHHHH RICH DO YOU SEE THIS ONE? :P:p

How to make a welshcookie

Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

1 part crazyiness

1 part energy

Method:

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little fitness if desired!

:thumbs:

From what I can tell, this one is bang on accurate :)

Traviesa Proficient

Traviesa   0

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How to make a Melissa:

Ingredients:

1 part pride

3 parts crazyiness

1 part instinct

Method:

Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little caring if desired!

Lisa, can I use this on my page? (wanted to ask before I copy you, lol!)

Don't let the sunshine spoil your rain...just stand up and COMPLAIN!

-Oscar the Grouch

chri'stina Veteran

chri'stina   190

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Stina, I did it on Christina, Stina, Christina [Maiden Name] (hey, my married name might be out there but I don't have to divulge everything lol) and Christina Marsh, and picked the one I liked the most :P

me too...I didn't like the Christina one very much!! :lol:

This whole time I didn't realize you all were getting these from another site. I thought you were making them up yourselves! Guess i should read the first post a little more carefully...

:lol:

Married since 9-18-04(All K1 visa & GC details in timeline.)

Ishu tum he mere Prabhu:::Jesus you are my Lord

rbhigday Collaborator

rbhigday   0

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How to make a Richard

Ingredients:

5 parts mercy

1 part silliness

3 parts leadership

Method:

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

How to make a Silvia

Ingredients:

3 parts pride

5 parts arrogance

1 part leadership

Method:

Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

How to make a Higday

Ingredients:

5 parts pride

5 parts brilliance

3 parts empathy

Method:

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

12/31/07: Sent I-751 packet to Texas, the LONG wait begins once again!

01/03/08: Packed received.

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