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A man is found dead in the middle of a forest. He his wearing full scuba gear. How did he get there?

there was a forest fire and a helicopter fighting the fire picked up seawater, with the diver in it. then the helicopter dumped the water in the forest, extinguished the fire and the life of the diver.

(I cheated though, because I heard that one before...it's a tough one too!)

A man is found dead in the desert. next to him is an unopened packet. As the moment approached, He knew he was going to die. What was the cause of death?

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Caro

trying to be an illegal immigrant.

Charles! :bonk:

I think we need to start taking nominations for a mod...just for you. :P

see my custom title for suggestions :innocent:

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A man is found dead in the middle of a forest. He his wearing full scuba gear. How did he get there?

there was a forest fire and a helicopter fighting the fire picked up seawater, with the diver in it. then the helicopter dumped the water in the forest, extinguished the fire and the life of the diver.

(I cheated though, because I heard that one before...it's a tough one too!)

A man is found dead in the desert. next to him is an unopened packet. As the moment approached, He knew he was going to die. What was the cause of death?

Saludos,

Caro

trying to be an illegal immigrant.

Charles! :bonk:

I think we need to start taking nominations for a mod...just for you. :P

see my custom title for suggestions :innocent:

Ha! It would be....interesting, to say the least. *coughs* :lol:

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A man is found dead in the middle of a forest. He his wearing full scuba gear. How did he get there?

there was a forest fire and a helicopter fighting the fire picked up seawater, with the diver in it. then the helicopter dumped the water in the forest, extinguished the fire and the life of the diver.

(I cheated though, because I heard that one before...it's a tough one too!)

A man is found dead in the desert. next to him is an unopened packet. As the moment approached, He knew he was going to die. What was the cause of death?

Saludos,

Caro

trying to be an illegal immigrant.

Charles! :bonk:

I think we need to start taking nominations for a mod...just for you. :P

see my custom title for suggestions :innocent:

Ha! It would be....interesting, to say the least. *coughs* :lol:

my thoughts too :devil:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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A woman is not carrying her driver's license. She did not stop at a stop sign, disregarded a wrong way sign, and proceeded 3 full streets on the opposite direction on a one way street. A policeman saw all this yet did no efforts to stop her. Why?

hint: no no, the policeman was not too busy eating a donut

hint 2: he was not busy chasing an illegal donut either

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
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A woman is not carrying her driver's license. She did not stop at a stop sign, disregarded a wrong way sign, and proceeded 3 full streets on the opposite direction on a one way street. A policeman saw all this yet did no efforts to stop her. Why?

hint: no no, the policeman was not too busy eating a donut

hint 2: he was not busy chasing an illegal donut either

Saludos,

Caro

she was walking.....

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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A woman is not carrying her driver's license. She did not stop at a stop sign, disregarded a wrong way sign, and proceeded 3 full streets on the opposite direction on a one way street. A policeman saw all this yet did no efforts to stop her. Why?

hint: no no, the policeman was not too busy eating a donut

hint 2: he was not busy chasing an illegal donut either

Saludos,

Caro

she was walking.....

:yes::dance:

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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I am a three digit number.

My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.

My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.

What number am I?

083? :lol:

:no: keep trying

There's nothing to try, unless the number is negative, e.g. -261, but that would be

mathematically wrong, because "-2" is not the "hundreds digit" in -261, "2" is.

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A woman is not carrying her driver's license. She did not stop at a stop sign, disregarded a wrong way sign, and proceeded 3 full streets on the opposite direction on a one way street. A policeman saw all this yet did no efforts to stop her. Why?

hint: no no, the policeman was not too busy eating a donut

hint 2: he was not busy chasing an illegal donut either

Saludos,

Caro

she was walking.....

:yes::dance:

Saludos,

Caro

i had two other guesses....

she was topless....

she was blonde and he figured why waste his time :P

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"This parrot will repeat everything he hears" said the salesman. A week later, the client comes back to the store, upset that the parrot never said a word. Yet the salesman didn't lie. how's that possible?

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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"This parrot will repeat everything he hears" said the salesman. A week later, the client comes back to the store, upset that the parrot never said a word. Yet the salesman didn't lie. how's that possible?

Saludos,

Caro

The parrot is deaf?

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"This parrot will repeat everything he hears" said the salesman. A week later, the client comes back to the store, upset that the parrot never said a word. Yet the salesman didn't lie. how's that possible?

Saludos,

Caro

bird used sign language.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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"This parrot will repeat everything he hears" said the salesman. A week later, the client comes back to the store, upset that the parrot never said a word. Yet the salesman didn't lie. how's that possible?

Saludos,

Caro

The parrot is deaf?

That's right! :thumbs:

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

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