Flasher's 'inadequacy' plea fails

[SteveLaura 0]

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.

The jury was then told he was earlier found guilty of five sexual assaults.

Carney, of Fleetham Grove, will be sentenced for the flashing and sex assaults next year.

During the three-day trial the defendant told the court: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife. I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that.

"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

He showed the jury photographs taken by his wife to prove his claims.

But the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.

The court heard that on most occasions, he exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.

But he was also spotted naked on the driveway of his home.

The court also heard he had already been convicted of sexually assaulting five females in his local area while out jogging.

Judge Brian Forster told Carney he was likely to receive a jail sentence, before granting the quality inspector for a plastics firm bail.

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[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

He gave the court photos because he wanted to hear the judge/jury members tell him he has a nice ****.

Some people take their sicknesses all the way to court. Tragic.

Edited November 28, 2007 by VJ Troll

[Fandango 1,439]

My God, that's not too far from our place in the UK hahahahaha.

[SMOKE 1,426]

"My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."

thats gotta be the 1st time a man has said that in public

[SteveLaura 0]

He gave the court photos because he wanted to hear the judge/jury members tell him he has a nice ****.

Some people take their sicknesses all the way to court. Tragic.

I'm surprised that the judge allowed the photos to be shown. The bloke's up for getting his rocks off showing off his tackle. Doesn't make sense letting him continue this behaviour in court.

[almaty 19]

He gave the court photos because he wanted to hear the judge/jury members tell him he has a nice ****.

Some people take their sicknesses all the way to court. Tragic.

excellent observation brother arijit..you got the makings of an excellent psychologist

[Fandango 1,439]

He gave the court photos because he wanted to hear the judge/jury members tell him he has a nice ****.

Some people take their sicknesses all the way to court. Tragic.

I'm surprised that the judge allowed the photos to be shown. The bloke's up for getting his rocks off showing off his tackle. Doesn't make sense letting him continue this behaviour in court.

That makes this guy a criminal genius!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

He gave the court photos because he wanted to hear the judge/jury members tell him he has a nice ****.

Some people take their sicknesses all the way to court. Tragic.

excellent observation brother arijit..you got the makings of an excellent psychologist

thanks

[JODO 2]

[Mags 112]

His wife must be so proud. Poor love.

[Jasman0717 9]

[one...two...tree 2,762]

The court calls Eric to the witness stand.

[eric&gen 0]

The court calls Eric to the witness stand.

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

I am proud of my manhood lolololol woooooooooo. But not to show it off lol.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

The court calls Eric to the witness stand.

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

I am proud of my manhood lolololol woooooooooo. But not to show it off lol.

No further questions your honor.

[Ta Ta 1]

The court calls Eric to the witness stand.

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

I am proud of my manhood lolololol woooooooooo. But not to show it off lol.

The court calls Eric to the witness stand.

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

I am proud of my manhood lolololol woooooooooo. But not to show it off lol.

No further questions your honor.

BWUAHHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA