Man with $1M bill busted at bank

[Amby 490]

Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 million bill, which does not exist. The teller refused and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

Alexander D. Smith, 31, of Augusta, Ga., was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

Smith has a bail hearing scheduled Wednesday, but Deputy Angela Shunn of the Aiken County Detention Center did not know if he had an attorney. An off-hours call to the public defender's office went unanswered.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_...ion_dollar_bill

lol what an idiot...thanks for the entertainment

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

posted twice already......

[Osakeme 0]

This is very interesting that someone would use a bill that should have been used as a gospel track to get caught for their crime.......

The fact is that the $1M can be gotten from www.wayofthemaster.com

If you want one you have to check out the site....... You can even find out if you are a Good Person.

Edited November 28, 2007 by Osakeme

[Fandango 1,440]

I'mma post in this one just to annoy Charles cos he's being the dupe topic police

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

I'mma post in this one just to annoy Charles cos he's being the dupe topic police

and im' gonn'a mis'place aptrophes' just to an'y you

[Fandango 1,440]

I'mma post in this one just to annoy Charles cos he's being the dupe topic police

and im' gonn'a mis'place aptrophes' just to an'y you

hahahahahah!

I don't mind typos and apostrophes used to shorten words...it's when they're used in place of plurals that annoys.the.sh!t.outta.me!

[mawilson 2,133]

I don't mind typos and apostrophes used to shorten words...it's when they're used in place of plurals that annoys.the.sh!t.outta.me!

Yes.... when in doubt, please refer to my landlord's apostrophe usage manual.

[Sprailenes 47]

This reminds me of the time my uncle gave me a cheque for 1 million dollars for my 12th birthday...the cheque was dated: May 31st, 2099.

I obviously won't be alive.

[Jasman0717 9]

Hum, did he get the million dollar bill as change from cashing the stolen check

[Fandango 1,440]

I don't mind typos and apostrophes used to shorten words...it's when they're used in place of plurals that annoys.the.sh!t.outta.me!

Yes.... when in doubt, please refer to my landlord's apostrophe usage manual.

I'm still coming up to NY specifically to kneecap him for that

[mawilson 2,133]

This reminds me of the time my uncle gave me a cheque for 1 million dollars for my 12th birthday...the cheque was dated: May 31st, 2099.

I obviously won't be alive.

Sign it over to your grandkids - they'll cash it in 2099.

Granted, $1m might not be worth much in 2099.

[JODO 2]

What an idiot.

[Fandango 1,440]

This reminds me of the time my uncle gave me a cheque for 1 million dollars for my 12th birthday...the cheque was dated: May 31st, 2099.

I obviously won't be alive.

Sign it over to your grandkids - they'll cash it in 2099.

Granted, $1m might not be worth much in 2099.

Checks are only good for like 6 mos, silly

[mawilson 2,133]

This reminds me of the time my uncle gave me a cheque for 1 million dollars for my 12th birthday...the cheque was dated: May 31st, 2099.

I obviously won't be alive.

Sign it over to your grandkids - they'll cash it in 2099.

Granted, $1m might not be worth much in 2099.

Checks are only good for like 6 mos, silly

Not if they are post-dated!

[Fandango 1,440]

This reminds me of the time my uncle gave me a cheque for 1 million dollars for my 12th birthday...the cheque was dated: May 31st, 2099.

I obviously won't be alive.

Sign it over to your grandkids - they'll cash it in 2099.

Granted, $1m might not be worth much in 2099.

Checks are only good for like 6 mos, silly

Not if they are post-dated!

hahahaha well DURRRRR to me