Getting On His Wick

[eric&gen 0]

Why must people do stupid thing with there private parts lol does it feel good? He was hung like a twig lol.

[Nagishkaw 510]

[*julez* 124]

K-Y ?

I don't think even K-Y would ease the pain! It sounds just so painful!

That guy must have been really drunk, or this is some new religious ceremonial thing. Really deters one from becoming a man of the cloth.

Or that was one psycho nun he hooked up with.

Regardless, just.plain.sick.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

[yassmine2878 1]

Ouch!

A friend of mine is a doctor in the ER and she sees things, oh dear.

Apparently people stick all kinds of stuff in all kinds of body holes...I remember this story about a guy who stuck a pine tree twig up his #######. But he couldn't pull it back out because the needles on the twig were getting stuck and it stopped the twig from being removed.

Not a good idea.

I also recall some strange people visiting the ER during my days as a rad coder. My favorite was the dingbat who stuffed a glass coke bottle up his tail pipe. In the reason for exam, the doctor dictated the patient said 'satan told him to do it'. The best part though, under his demo his occupation was listed as chicken farmer

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Maybe it was his birthday and the lady only wanted to blow his candle out.